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I talked to a girl today!!! * 3
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So Im at college minding my own business until suddenly, a shorty walks up to me and says.
"Do you know where the bathroom is?"
and Im like "Over there"
and shes like "can you show me, I literally can't find it"
so I walk her to the bathroom and she says "thanks"

A surge of alpha adrenaline flowed through my veins and Im still feeling the rush.


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Re: I talked to a girl today!!! [Re: Heisenburgen] * 3
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Cool story.

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Re: I talked to a girl today!!! [Re: Heisenburgen] * 1
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All that alpha shit is date rapist talk. Women are human beings, treat them as such and they will be easy to connect with. Act like they're a different species and you will never be on the same page as them. Don't you have female friends, or neighbors or sisters?


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Libertine Gramscian social-reconstructionist

:blazed::spinleaf::bongload:

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Re: I talked to a girl today!!! [Re: Calm_A_Llama_Down] * 3
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Calm_A_Llama_Down said:
Don't you have female friends, or neighbors or sisters?


Na but there's this fine ass mamacita that lives next door. So when I get home I sometimes see her walking her dog. So I rush inside, and look out the window and peep that ass from a distance. Ya dig?


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Edited by Heisenburgen (02/06/19 01:51 PM)

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Re: I talked to a girl today!!! [Re: Heisenburgen] * 2
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Don't put the pussy on a pedestal, i think is the common phrase.


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Re: I talked to a girl today!!! [Re: Calm_A_Llama_Down] * 2
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Please be trolling OP


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You are Me and I am You.

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Re: I talked to a girl today!!! [Re: SARAtonin] * 8
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SARAtonin said:
Please be trolling OP


im dead ass serious fam.

Btw u single?


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Edited by Heisenburgen (02/06/19 01:53 PM)

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Re: I talked to a girl today!!! [Re: Heisenburgen]
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yeah, dont you dare be happy about what happened to you. Thats date rape talk :lol:

Cheers. I'm in talks right now with this super hot brown girl right now and equally excited about it. Never been with one before, such exotic features.

happy leif erickson day! Go viking stlye on datass


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Edited by Psilosopherr (02/06/19 02:02 PM)

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Re: I talked to a girl today!!! [Re: Heisenburgen] * 1
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Heisenburgen said:
SARAtonin said:
Please be trolling OP


im dead ass serious fam.

Btw u single?


Happily married lesbian.


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Re: I talked to a girl today!!! [Re: Heisenburgen]
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Heisenburgen said:
Calm_A_Llama_Down said:
Don't you have female friends, or neighbors or sisters?


Na but there's this fine ass mamacita that lives next door. So when I get home I sometimes see her walking her dog. So I rush inside, and look out the window and peep that ass from a distance. Ya dig?


:creepylurker:

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Re: I talked to a girl today!!! [Re: Crazy_Horse]
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In order to grow old and wise, you must once have been young and dumb!

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Re: I talked to a girl today!!! [Re: Heisenburgen]
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OP, u are getting way too close to stalking the college ladies. U gotta tone it down a notch.

But i do know that exciting feeling when a beautiful college woman talks to ya, takes me back to 2009 at the University. Heart's racing, disbelief, excitment. Been there.
Just try not too get all creepy on the ladies. Its not cool at all.

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Re: I talked to a girl today!!! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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capncook again  :closecall:


:rolleyes:

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Re: I talked to a girl today!!! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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LogicaL Chaos said:
OP, u are getting way too close to stalking the college ladies. U gotta tone it down a notch.



In high school there was this fine ass colombian mamacita


And she had THE nicest ass. i knew her whole class schedule and would follow her in between classes. Id have my phone in my hand pretending to play Pokemon GO but I was actually recording DAAAT AAAASSSS. AHHHHHHH YEAAAH


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Re: I talked to a girl today!!! [Re: Heisenburgen]
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Alright, now yer just fuckin with me :lol:

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Re: I talked to a girl today!!! [Re: Heisenburgen]
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seek help

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Re: I talked to a girl today!!! [Re: Heisenburgen] * 1
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Jesus Christ.


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Re: I talked to a girl today!!! [Re: SARAtonin] * 1
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Does this song speak to you on a spiritual level OP?



But seriously, joking aside, that shits not normal, get it under control before you do something stupid.


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Re: I talked to a girl today!!! [Re: SARAtonin]
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Im pretty aure hes trolling us with made up stories. But who knows for sure :shrug:

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Re: I talked to a girl today!!! [Re: SARAtonin]
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:banbanban:  :freezy:

how many puppets is this now?

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