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watermelon mon
Willow Trees

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Re: Men have to masturbate

[Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
#24496809 - 07/20/17 05:12 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

have you seen my baseball

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Enjoywho
Rags to Bitches

Registered: 07/06/09
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Last seen: 5 years, 1 month

Re: Men have to masturbate

[Re: watermelon mon]
#24496842 - 07/20/17 05:22 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

When I did 30 days I jerked off all the time when I wasn't reading or playing cribbage.

Gotta do something to fill you're time. When you're held against your will.

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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"

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MoonFarmer
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Re: Men have to masturbate

[Re: watermelon mon]
#24496952 - 07/20/17 06:08 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

watermelon mon said:

have you seen my baseball

Haven't seen that in years. Fucking awesome.

I've been trustee in a county jail multiple times and have had bastards call me to the window just to show me that they are chuckin the chicken. I've seen folks do it to guards, nurses, hell even visitors. Never witnessed it but dudes throw that shit on the guards and nurses and that's possibly a new disease or infection for them. I've done multiple month/s stints and have broke down and whacked off but it was never very satisfying mentally.

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Bill_Oreilly
ANIMALS (the RAINBOW SERPENT)

Registered: 11/12/11
Posts: 26,370
Loc: Boston

Re: Men have to masturbate

[Re: MoonFarmer]
#24497072 - 07/20/17 07:08 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

I jack off once every 3 weeks or so

I could go longer with some discipline

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Something there is mysteriously formed,
Existing before Heaven and Earth,
Silent, still, standing alone, unchanging,
All-pervading, unfailing,
I do not know its name; I call it tao.
If forced to give it a name, I call it
Great (ta). Being great, it flows out;
Flowing out means far-reaching;
Being far-reaching, it is said to return.

It's just a shot away..

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Enjoywho
Rags to Bitches

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Re: Men have to masturbate

[Re: Bill_Oreilly]
#24497091 - 07/20/17 07:16 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Bill_Oreilly said:

I jack off once every 3 weeks or so

I could go longer with some discipline

Ya I haven't much felt sexual. I'm not really sure why as i'm a sexual person. Well probably from my drinking. And me falling in love with a trans girl and the social implacations and my self image got destroyed. Everyone judges you after that.

My sister is gay and I just told her I love you no matter what. I'm glad you found someone that makes you feel a little less alone. Most people aren't like that though.

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Malcolm_Xtasy
Oh baby what Is you doin??

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Re: Men have to masturbate

[Re: Enjoywho]
#24497106 - 07/20/17 07:24 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Edit:

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I'm stupid, Enlil is smart.
I'm ugly, Enlil is beautiful.
I'm a loser, Enlil is a winner.
Someday, I hope to be like Enlil but secretly know I never will.

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Enjoywho
Rags to Bitches

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Posts: 20,880
Last seen: 5 years, 1 month

Re: Men have to masturbate

[Re: Malcolm_Xtasy]
#24497110 - 07/20/17 07:25 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

Yep I've already told these stories.

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stzacrack
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Registered: 05/07/05
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Loc: United States
Last seen: 7 months, 21 days

Re: Men have to masturbate

[Re: sporealchemy]
#24497129 - 07/20/17 07:34 PM (9 years, 1 month ago)

sporealchemy said:

some forms of martial arts forbid shooting off the yogurt rifle. in the balls is where lies the power. keep the power inside.

I choose to keep the power inside my wife's mouth whenever I feel it to be necessary thanks you very much

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