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LightRay
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Men have to masturbate 5
#24495139 - 07/19/17 09:46 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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I was just reading a news story about OJ Simpson and it stated
"he was caught masturbating in his cell"
"masterbating is not allowed in US prisons"
What a rediculous thing to say. Thats the same as stating "taking a shit is not allowed in US prisons".
Men do not have a choice in masturbation - its a physical requirement. If they don't do it then it comes out anyway, at night via nightal expulsion.
Do people not realise this? Are they not aware of biological facts?
Its absurd. Was the policy written by a woman or something?
Is nightal expulsion allowed then or is that considered dream masterbation? How can they even have living male prisoners with such a rule?
Its like saying they must sow up prisoners anuses because pooping isn't allowed lol.
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Repertoire89
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Re: Men have to masturbate [Re: LightRay] 1
#24495146 - 07/19/17 09:52 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sounds like a human rights violation
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trees
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Quote:
LightRay said: nightal expulsion.
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FreeTheSoul
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Re: Men have to masturbate [Re: trees]
#24495180 - 07/19/17 10:13 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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It is a human rights violation, and supposibly ejaculating frequently helps with not developing prostate cancer, stress levels, and testosterone levels!
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Spotter
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Who did he kill this time?
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Re: Men have to masturbate [Re: Spotter] 3
#24495246 - 07/19/17 10:49 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Spotter said: Who did he kill this time?
About 200million sperm cells apparently
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tyrannicalrex
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Re: Men have to masturbate [Re: trees]
#24495271 - 07/19/17 11:01 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
trees said:
Quote:
LightRay said: nightal expulsion.
= nocturnal emissions.
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XUL
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Re: Men have to masturbate [Re: LightRay]
#24495284 - 07/19/17 11:07 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have only vaguely heard of studies that claim masturbating reduces the chance of prostate cancer.
Of course this is correlation, because we cannot give people prostate cancer for an experiment, but still, it's an interesting idea.
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trees
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Re: Men have to masturbate [Re: XUL]
#24495288 - 07/19/17 11:10 PM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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hornyness can be indicative of health, those more horny may be more healthy, they bust more nuts.. it wasnt the nut busting but their overall health = less prostate cancer occurrence we'll probably never get to the bottom of it
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Re: Men have to masturbate [Re: trees] 1
#24495434 - 07/20/17 02:03 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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some forms of martial arts forbid shooting off the yogurt rifle. in the balls is where lies the power. keep the power inside.
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Repertoire89
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Sounds like an excuse for barebacking, I dont trust it
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Re: Men have to masturbate [Re: Enlil]
#24495530 - 07/20/17 03:42 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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In prison the jackers are some real shit, jack'n wile walking to chow at 5am, chow wile eat'n, talkn to female c.o's, to theyre shadows, the smell of them taken a piss. Ppl go bad in the head after awile in there
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CookieCrumbs
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Re: Men have to masturbate [Re: LemurLemur]
#24496109 - 07/20/17 11:14 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah I'm pretty sure that's why it's a rule. Not because of men jacking off under the blanket in their bunk. It's to prevent the ludeness of public or... Unsubtle masturbation.
A select few tend to ruin good things for everyone. Blame the psycho assholes.
In general though, sex and masturbation and orgasms are good for both sexes.
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Asante
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Re: Men have to masturbate [Re: LightRay]
#24496127 - 07/20/17 11:19 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
LightRay said:
"masturbating is not allowed in US prisons"
What if they catch you? Solitary confinement?
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LemurLemur
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Re: Men have to masturbate [Re: Asante]
#24496150 - 07/20/17 11:28 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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They give a fuck'n lil write up like in when u were in school an they move you to a max pod. Theres not really solitary anymore the prisons dont have any damn room at all. They put u in max for a few months were your either locked up in your cell 23/1 or 72/1 which is called minimum standards. They use to make u wear a pink jumpsuit when they caught you
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Re: Men have to masturbate [Re: LemurLemur]
#24496160 - 07/20/17 11:30 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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I haven't masturbated in at least 1 day, so men clearly don't have to masturbate.
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Re: Men have to masturbate [Re: Enlil]
#24496162 - 07/20/17 11:31 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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Enlil said: Barebacking needs no excuse.
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stepbystep1111
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Re: Men have to masturbate [Re: LightRay]
#24496165 - 07/20/17 11:34 AM (6 years, 8 months ago) |
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That was fake news story...
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