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Did you masturbate today?
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Did you shake it out?

I'm just a bit curious on how many wankers lurk this forum.

I feel masturbation can equal having alot of downtime, or a horny person not scratching there itch in a while.
Did you??
You may choose only one


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Re: Did you masturbate today? [Re: Nolan92]
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Yea I did while I was in the shower

Masturbation isn't even fun to me anymore, I only do it to keep the pipes clean


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Re: Did you masturbate today? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
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From piss?


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Re: Did you masturbate today? [Re: Nolan92] * 1
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Not even noon yet and some of you people already be jackin it. :lol:
No shame, no shame....


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Re: Did you masturbate today? [Re: Nolan92]
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I'm not sure that masturbation sober is going to be a thing for me. After going a little under half a day 10-11 hours on stimulants I feel a sober orgasm is a complete waste. So no I didn't and concentrates and xanax don't really give me the time. I'm not even sure it's possible for me to be horny sober.


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Re: Did you masturbate today? [Re: SARAtonin]
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OhMrJohnson said:
Yea I did while I was in the shower

Masturbation isn't even fun to me anymore, I only do it to keep the pipes clean


Then maybe you should stop. I know you abused meth and have seen you talking about not having much of a libido, maybe if you went celibate for a while your libido would return a little bit.

If you just keep jerking off you are taking care of your urges before they can even return after your meth use.

If something isnt fun then dont do it. Why make something a habbit if you dont enjoy it? You are making sort of making yourself dependant on something you dont enjoy.

Idk thats just the way I look at it. You know yourself better than I know you though.

Ive been trying to stop masterbating so I habe not and hopefully will not today.

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Re: Did you masturbate today? [Re: BANANA.MAN]
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Nope. I'm rebooting. Ive gone a month so far without..2 more months to go

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Re: Did you masturbate today? [Re: Nolan92]
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Meanwhile in Texas
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/13/health/abortion-texas-lawmaker-trnd/index.html


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Re: Did you masturbate today? [Re: mt cleverest]
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Yeah to some hardcore porn


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Re: Did you masturbate today? [Re: BANANA.MAN] * 2
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In case you guys werent aware, mastuebating regularly reduces your risk of developing prostate cancer

That's literally the only reason why I do it, and there's a huge difference between jacking off for 30 seconds versus jacking off for 8-12 hours:lol:

My libido is fine, it's been almost 5 months since I abused meth, if a girl wanted to have sex with me I would easily settle back into the groove


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Re: Did you masturbate today? [Re: psillyboy]
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What a dumb cunt..comparing jerking off to abortion? :facepalm:


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Re: Did you masturbate today? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
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OhMrJohnson said:
In case you guys werent aware, mastuebating regularly reduces your risk of developing prostate cancer

That's literally the only reason why I do it, and there's a huge difference between jacking off for 30 seconds versus jacking off for 8-12 hours:lol:

My libido is fine, it's been almost 5 months since I abused meth, if a girl wanted to have sex with me I would easily settle back into the groove


Ive heard that but mamals will cum if they need to cum. If you stop having sex and masterbating you will probably have a wet dream at some point. You can even ejaculate from working out im not even kidding.

And what ever the physical benefits of masterbating are there are also man people who get mental benefits from not masterbating.

And i see. The fact that you said you didnt enjoy it and did it only to clean the pipes made me think you libido had not returned. Especially because of the other posts I read about you having no sex drive.

Edited by BANANA.MAN (03/20/17 11:43 AM)

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Re: Did you masturbate today? [Re: Nolan92]
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I masturbate several times a week, but not every day.


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Re: Did you masturbate today? [Re: Eminence]
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Eminence said:
What a dumb cunt..comparing jerking off to abortion? :facepalm:


Male masturbation is the moral equivalent to millions of first trimester abortions.

Deal with it.


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Re: Did you masturbate today? [Re: BANANA.MAN]
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No. Masturbating is boring for me now. In the past, it was a crutch to avoid the pains of socialising (masturbate instead of making a move on the lady obviously wanting my D)
It varies for me... once a week, several times a week. Masturbation is like a ceremony for me now.... slow build up and also a prostate massage  :awelol:


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Re: Did you masturbate today? [Re: BANANA.MAN]
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BANANA.MAN said:
OhMrJohnson said:
In case you guys werent aware, mastuebating regularly reduces your risk of developing prostate cancer

That's literally the only reason why I do it, and there's a huge difference between jacking off for 30 seconds versus jacking off for 8-12 hours:lol:

My libido is fine, it's been almost 5 months since I abused meth, if a girl wanted to have sex with me I would easily settle back into the groove


Ive heard that but mamals will cum if they need to cum. If you stop having sex and masterbating you will probably have a wet dream at some point. You can even ejaculate from working out im not even kidding.

And what ever the physical benefits of masterbating are there are also man people who get mental benefits from not masterbating.

And i see. The fact that you said you didnt enjoy it and did it only to clean the pipes made me think you libido had not returned. Especially because of the other posts I read about you having no sex drive.


Yeah but I'd rather control when and where it comes out rather than waking up in the middle of the night with a sticky mess in my pants:shrug:

And my libido was all fucked up for years but being almost 5 months clean has done wonders for it, like I actually get morning wood again and that's something I never, ever got while I was abusing meth


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Re: Did you masturbate today? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
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What i am trying to say is that masterbation is not essential. Its a trade off. By masterbating every day many would argue that you are causing other problems.

And you dont need to acctually wait for a wet dream you could just do it less frequently.


Edited by BANANA.MAN (03/20/17 12:09 PM)

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Re: Did you masturbate today? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
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OhMrJohnson said:
Yea I did while I was in the shower

Masturbation isn't even fun to me anymore, I only do it to keep the pipes clean


This.
I tried earlier in the shower but couldn't finish, just didn't care to.


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Re: Did you masturbate today? [Re: goldcaphunter] * 1
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I've been spicing things up with this bad boy:



Highly recommended.


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Re: Did you masturbate today? [Re: goldcaphunter]
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I haven't masturbated today, but now that you mention it, perhaps I should :naughty:
I'm a bit lazy though, perhaps I nshould put an ad in craigslist for someone to do it for me :lol:


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