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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #14593497 - 06/10/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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DjDroof said:
wtf so you really are awake, and your cumming without touching it?

:uh:



Well you dream of something sexual (usually), then either wake up to a bunch of cum or wake up and try to calm down your throbbing canon.




dude no i've never woken up about to blow a load...that seems strange to me


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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: linkamathingy]
    #14593516 - 06/10/11 11:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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I have never jerked off in my life. Wet dreams take care of it.



Wet dreams don't come on fast enough for me. I usually sleep face-down or some shit, so when I get a boner I can't sleep worth shit

P.S: Isn't sleeping face-down instead of up bad for you?




apparently the body isn"t designed to deal with the weight on the organs while sleeping face down.

also studies show men who have sex 6 times or more weekly are far less likely to get prostate cancer.



:shocked:

i should probably sleep in 4-point restraint from now on. Next step is figuring out where to get such a bed.

Also, I hate how when you really need to piss you get an epic boner. :mad:

Boners make me lose sleep so much, which is quickly relieved by :whacker: fuckin' boner related issues..:bored:


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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: Anthony917]
    #14593518 - 06/10/11 11:20 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

ever blow a load while taking a shit


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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: Moronicus]
    #14593527 - 06/10/11 11:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Moronicus said:
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linkamathingy said:
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Moronicus said:
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SprewellSleeve said:
I have never jerked off in my life. Wet dreams take care of it.



Wet dreams don't come on fast enough for me. I usually sleep face-down or some shit, so when I get a boner I can't sleep worth shit

P.S: Isn't sleeping face-down instead of up bad for you?




apparently the body isn"t designed to deal with the weight on the organs while sleeping face down.

also studies show men who have sex 6 times or more weekly are far less likely to get prostate cancer.



:shocked:

i should probably sleep in 4-point restraint from now on. Next step is figuring out where to get such a bed.

Also, I hate how when you really need to piss you get an epic boner. :mad:

Boners make me lose sleep so much, which is quickly relieved by :whacker: fuckin' boner related issues..:bored:



ha Yeah. One time I might have peed on the toilet seat cover because of that. Not pleasant.


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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: DjDroof]
    #14593529 - 06/10/11 11:22 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

it's another altered state of mind to attain enlightenment, like a drug, sex. the western judeochristian societies generally have ignored and suppressed sexuality, perhaps unknowingly promoting nun's disease(breast cancer) and atrophy of the penis in men, whereas the eastern world generally fully accepts it's importance in health and spirituality. kama sutra and all that.

old women can have the whole works fall out from lack of use, and old men can have the penis shrink into the body.

long story short, sex is fucking great, pun intended.

it's good practice to :whacker: until before ejaculation up to 6 times within a half hour. it'll extend your orgasm time.

sorry to derail the competition. i'd totally lose though. kramer from seinfeld style.


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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: linkamathingy]
    #14593619 - 06/10/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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masturbation is good for the prostate. use it or lose it.




I would hate to lose my prostate. My finger is taking care of the matter as we speak. ow oww OWW! mmmmmm....


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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: muddy]
    #14594501 - 06/11/11 06:00 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

you don't have to go internal to stimulate the prostate man. guhhh.


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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: linkamathingy]
    #14594586 - 06/11/11 06:22 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Why not? Mindblowing orgasms :eek::nyan: I`m in anyway . Just went for two weeks without ejaculation,but a girl ruined it yesterday :mad2:


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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: Anthony917]
    #14594593 - 06/11/11 06:25 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Anthony917 said:
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SprewellSleeve said:
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DjDroof said:
wtf so you really are awake, and your cumming without touching it?

:uh:



Well you dream of something sexual (usually), then either wake up to a bunch of cum or wake up and try to calm down your throbbing canon.




dude no i've never woken up about to blow a load...that seems strange to me




That's the first symptom of AIDS...

I'm sorry Steve-o. :feelsbadman:


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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: linkamathingy]
    #14594598 - 06/11/11 06:27 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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Lol, no need to jerk when you have a girl




there is a need to practice abstaining from ejaculation. makes you strong and longer lasting.



:haha: you dont know what you're talking about, do you :rolleyes:


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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: mellowparty]
    #14594616 - 06/11/11 06:30 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Actually it indeed makes your semen more fertile,and your load is bigger and stronger:thumbup:.

The chineese belived that spilling the semen means letting chi energy leak,therefore making the body weaker.

Just saying :god:


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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: mellowparty]
    #14594622 - 06/11/11 06:32 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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mellowparty said:
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linkamathingy said:
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Locky said:
Lol, no need to jerk when you have a girl




there is a need to practice abstaining from ejaculation. makes you strong and longer lasting.



:haha: you dont know what you're talking about, do you :rolleyes:




i do believe you don't know what you're talking about. study time for you.


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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: linkamathingy]
    #14594640 - 06/11/11 06:36 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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linkamathingy said:
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mellowparty said:
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linkamathingy said:
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Locky said:
Lol, no need to jerk when you have a girl




there is a need to practice abstaining from ejaculation. makes you strong and longer lasting.



:haha: you dont know what you're talking about, do you :rolleyes:




i do believe you don't know what you're talking about. study time for you.



But it doesn't make you last longer :crankynoweed:
I guess you're misinformed cause you have studied this subject and never got any practical experience to actually know how this shit works.


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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: mellowparty]
    #14594642 - 06/11/11 06:37 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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But it doesn't make you last longer :crankynoweed:
I guess you're misinformed cause you have studied this subject and never got any practical experience to actually know how this shit works.




:datass:


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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14594658 - 06/11/11 06:42 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

to assume makes an ass out of u and me you know.

haven't tried it, lolz.

masturbate until you're near peak but don't roll into ejaculation. do this for thirty minutes, or as long as you can, often. it makes you much more able to control ejaculation.


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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: linkamathingy]
    #14594664 - 06/11/11 06:44 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

Its pretty hard to stop when you're near the peak but I'm open to experimentation so why not.


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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: mellowparty]
    #14594676 - 06/11/11 06:47 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

there's a certain point when you can't control it and you might as well ejaculate and try again later.

the testicles raise close to the body before ejaculation, so you can gently pull them down to control ejaculation. you can control the height of your balls without pulling them down once skilled and you can use that to stop ejaculation.


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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: mellowparty]
    #14594677 - 06/11/11 06:48 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

not really

theres a graphic thread here thats about milking the prostate :laugh:isgust:

but it actually is true, you like dont spew and keep doing it for months and then


stick ur finger in your pooper.. :lol:


:yuno: you put you finger in butt in it feel good


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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: linkamathingy]
    #14594680 - 06/11/11 06:50 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

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the testicles raise close to the body before ejaculation, so you can gently pull them down to control ejaculation.



Is that why my balls are engulfed by my abdominal cavity when I bang the gf in certain positions :aweshock:
I touched my cock-base and found only one nut there. Was kinda freaked out just to find up near my belly button :feelsweirdman:


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Re: Abstaining from masturbation challenge 2011. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14594685 - 06/11/11 06:52 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

I doubt Ill make it through the day but Ill give it a try again.


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