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Mormon Missionary at three terrorist attacks!
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http://www.seeker.com/mormon-missionary-survived-three-terrorist-attacks-1684614647.html

Mason Wells was present at the Boston Marathon bombing, the Paris shootings and was injured in the Brussels bombings. The only conclusion I can come to is that God hates Mormons - especially busybodies. :shrug:


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Re: Mormon Missionary at three terrorist attacks! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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Or he's in one of the terrorists cells. A secret muslim.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Mormon Missionary at three terrorist attacks! [Re: Icelander]
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I like my interpretation better!

:superiority:


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Re: Mormon Missionary at three terrorist attacks! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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The magic underwear protected him.


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Re: Mormon Missionary at three terrorist attacks! [Re: Sun King]
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If a Mormon ever washes their magic underwear it loses its special properties.

:notthisagain:


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Re: Mormon Missionary at three terrorist attacks! [Re: Sun King]
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Wells is part of the Church of Latter Day Saints and was in Brussels on a Mormon missionary trip. Bishop Scott Bond from the LDS Church in Sandy, Utah told the New York Daily News that it was quite incredible Wells would be so close to all three of these attacks, but that he is very resilient. "I think any of us would be seriously shaken, but I think he's someone who could handle this better than anybody. He's the kind of young man to somehow turn this into a positive. He's a terrific young man."



IOW, he is incapable of learning when it comes to self-preservation. Is that truly laudable?


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