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send your money to JESUS!!
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I got a letter today that included a paper "prayer rug" and a chain letter attached to it. I looked it up on the net...

see for yourself...

http://www.loper.org/~george/trends/2003/Apr/815.html

I'll stick with my sweet satan. :devil:


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Re: send your money to JESUS!! [Re: simplemachine]
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What would jesus want with money when he is dead


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Re: send your money to JESUS!! [Re: simplemachine]
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An important message I must bring to your attention
I was in meditation and prayer last night
I was awakened by a shining bright light
Over head, a glorious spirit
He gave me a message and you all need to hear it
"Send me your money", that's what he said
He said to "Send me your money"
Now if you can only send a dollar or two
There aint a hell of alot I can do for you
But, if you want to see heaven's door
Make a check out for five hundred or more
"Send me your money", do you here what I'm saying?
"Send me your money"
.........

Now take them on home Brother Clark, send me your ...money
Here comes another con hiding behind a collar
His only god is the almighty dollar
He aint no prophet, he aint no healer
He's just a two bit goddamn money stealer


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"What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?" - Bill Hicks

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Re: send your money to JESUS!! [Re: barfightlard]
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You Mormon


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