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Newb Tek & Grow log
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I've been gone for a while and had to get rid of a lot of information and pictures due to some mistakes....But now I'm back.
:trippinballs:

After snooping around the forums and reading what people have been doing/talking about over the past few months...I've decided its time to update some people with information and come out with a new tek for the noobies.
:shrug::takingnotes:

  I've been reading around and it seems a lot of people are still clueless and don't even know the basics on how to get started with their grows. I plan to make an easy to follow tek, with updated and accurate information, that has many pics and step by step information so that people will no longer be clueless on what to do or how they should go about starting up their grows.
:sporedrop:

Keep in mind that this is all based off of my experience and what I've learned over the years. If you don't follow what I say and do, I cannot guarantee you will have the same results that I get. That being said, I still wish you the best of luck.
:goodluck:

---The next post will be the actual Tek----

I will also be posting links with other useful information such as, Contamination Threads, and words and info from Trusted Cultivators.

Here is a little preview of some work of mine.



Anyways this is just a sample of what I have going on because I honestly do not have any other pictures from before. I will be updating this thread as I go on with all the information needed.

---The next post will be the actual Tek----

So I invite you to stick around and maybe learn a thing or two. Ask some  questions if you want as well.
:cheers:

Edited by Jman420 (08/19/14 09:25 AM)

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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:cubie:Tek For Newbies:sporedrop:

I am making this tek in hopes that I will be able to show a new person, who is interested in this hobby, how to get started, with a 99% success rate, that is guaranteed to bear significant fruits. :grin::thumbup:

It took me less then 12 hours to make this write up. It should take you less to read it. Save yourself a lot of time and trouble and stick to what I have to share with you.:takingnotes:

I'm taking pages upon pages of research and study, along with a couple years of personal experience and turning it into pretty much a picture book for newbs on How to Grow Mushrooms.:crazy2:

I read around a lot and I see that a lot of new people are still sticking to the PF tek, using all their resources and time, to get piss poor results if any. I want to help people out as much as possible so they dont waste all of their time, money, and hard work to get little to no results.
:jah:



Want a yeild like this for your first time around? Possibly more? Well read on and don't skip anything I have to say. :takingnotes:

If you don't follow these steps, I cannot say that you will get similar results to mine.:shrug:

The steps I would like to break down :

0. Basics

1. Monotubs vs PF tek
2. Agar vs Spores/LC
3. Air and Humidity
4. Fruiting
5. Harvest

:awejeez:

--0. Basics--

It seems a lot of new people like to skip out on a lot of the basics that are really crucial if you are going to have a good harvest.:facepalm3:


:trippinballs:

The pictures above are pretty much a quick sum up of everything you will need/want in order to have a good grow. I will be breaking down where you can get everything and how much it costs.

:otd:

I will break down a Need cost, for essentials you should really have in order to have a good grow and I will break down a Want cost, for everything extra if you want to have amazing grows!

Need List : This is what your list should like like when you are ready to buy your materials.

1. Pressure Cooker $80
2. Synthetic Filter Discs $1.65ea, Tyvek sleeves $2
3. Coco Coir 6 Bricks for $35 & a combination mix $18 online, like $8 in store at Lowes(Perlite,Vermiculite)
4. Wild Bird Feed $7 20lb bag
5. Quart Mason Jars$16 online, $10 in store & Plastic lids $3
6. RTV Silicone $6.50 & Clear Silicone$20 online or $6.50 in store
7. Large plastic tub for SAB 1 in store is like $10-15, Zip ties $10, pipe plugs $10
8. 51 Quart tubs for spawning $10 ea
9. Polyfil $11
10. Duck Tape $5
11. 70% Alcohol $2 & Vinyl non-powdered gloves $5, Paper Towels $7
12. Flat Steam Strainers $10 and 4 oz mason jars $9, Foil $7, Trash Bags $10, Fan $15
13. Disinfectant spray $3
14. 2 Digital $15 ea or Meat thermometers $4 ea.
15. Drill with drill pieces and hole cutter $100+

Overall Total : $450

This total will get you started and keep you going for well up to 6 months depending on how much you plan on growing. I based this total for a grow of Five 51 quart tubs. :cool::thumbup:

Want List : These are things you should want that will help improve your grow tremendously! Add the Need List to this one.

16. Malt Extract Agar $14 or Potato Dextrose Agar $14
17. Scalpal and extra Blades $9
18. No Split and Half split Petri Dishes $6.50 for a pack of 20
19. Emergency Blanket $20 for a set of 4
20. Surgical Masks $6
21. Heat Lamp $9 and Proper Holder $15+
22. Mini Fridge $65 (To hold agar plates, Don't want them in the same fridge with normal stuff)
23. Extra Materials (I.E. Tubs, jars, lids, agar, birdfeed, Coir, etc)
24. Air Filter with 99.99% Filtration $90
25. 5 Gallon Buckets $6 in store

Overall Total : $300+ (Depending on Extra supplies bought)

Combined Total for Need/Want List : $750+

Hopefully it doesn't seem like a lot. Pretty much all of this can be found at Walmart with the exception of list items 1,2 and 3 and some exceptions on the Want List. :biggrin:

The question you have to ask yourself is : Do I have the money to do this? How big do I want to grow? Will my overall profits be more valuable than the $750 that I'm spending?



--0.1 Basics Cont.--

Now that we know what we need, where to get it, and how much it will cost...Lets move onto how we use all these things properly.
:takingnotes:


Preparing Jars : For my jar lids, I follow TL's tek with a slight change. I use plastic lids instead of metal. Autoclavable, easier to drill through and they don't rust. Last waaaayyyy longer than metal lids..

Also in the link I provided above for the SFDs, I buy the large 125mm ones at $1.65 each. I use a quarter and marker to cut out my own smaller size SFDs to fill the holes. Each 125mm SFD will make 19 quarter size SFDs.



Grain Preparation : For bulk growing I use Wild Bird Seed following RRs tek for Prep.

I wash out all of the sunflower seeds and just leave the smaller seed behind. I let it soak  in a 5 gallon bucket for 16-24h. I use a 5 gallon bucket so that my PC doesn't get dirtier then it needs to be. After it is done soaking, bring it to a boil in a pressure cooker and then strain it out, as demonstrated in the video. :thumbup: I then let it dry for about 6-8hs before loading them into jars.



--0.2 Basics Cont.--

Pressure Cooker Preparation :

For some reason a lot of people seem to have issues when its comes to Pressure Cookers.:shrug:

Examples being : Broken Jars, Don't sterilize their jars properly, Wondering if the PC they want is the right size, Wondering what PC to get, Etc.:facepalm3:

Look no further!!! This is the Perfect Pressure Cooker for you/anyone/anthing. :bow2:

It is $80 and it can fit 7 quart size jars perfectly. They are durable as I have been using the same ones for 2 years. They are reliable and they have always done a fantastic job of sterilizing my jars.

I have NEVER broken a jar, ever. My contamination rate is slim to none. How? Because I use my PC properly when sterilizing jars.

Side note : Boiling water only reaches temps of 212 degrees. To fully sterilize your jars you need it to reach temps of 250+ degrees. Therefore, if your jars are sitting in the water, the bottom of those jars are only reach 212 degrees. This means that your contamination rate is already wayyy higher compared to the way I am about to show you. This will also save your jars from cracking.

Also this only works perfectly with this exact pressure cooker, that I know of.



Start off by putting your canning rack down in the PC and adding your 3 quarts of water.



Then take Five 4 oz jars and place them at the bottom. After that, take your flat steam strainer and place it on top of the 4 oz jars.


Pic one has 5 quart jars and 3 half quart jars loaded in it.

Then you can load your quart, 1/2 quart, pint size, or whatever size jars on top of the flat steam strainer. Doing this, the PC can hold 7 quart jars or many of the smaller size jars perfectly! Put the lid on and now your PC can do its thing and your jars will be out of the water! PC at 15psi for 90 minutes! After its done, let it cool for at least 8 hours.



Now say you only have 1 Pc, or hell maybe you have 3 and you just have extra jars with no particular use yet. Don't be afraid to PC them and then set them to the side for another day.

Since I only use agar with Jars, I can't tell you how many times I've had fully colonized petri dishes ready to go, some not, and a lot of jars that had been PC'd. :eek:

I use 1 petri dish for 2 jars. Say I have 6 petri dishes ready and 14 jars. Instead of trying to stretch out 1 dish between three jars, Ill just save the last jar(s) until I have another petri dish ready to go. The sterilization on the inside is what counts. If you are using an SAB, which you should be, you should have nothing to worry about once it come time to use that jar. :thumbup:

I typically try to use them with 1-2 weeks of being PC'd though, due to moisture content. :ooo:

Now you know how to properly use a PC so your contamination rate is reduced to minimal and so you don't have to worry about having broken jars.
:prance:


--0.3 Basics Cont.--

The picture above a picture of a SAB (Still Air Box) and everything you will need/should have in order to make/use one.



The pictures above are how and where I use my SAB. You guessed it, I use my SAB and do all of my inoculations and grain transfers...in my bathroom! :eek:

Note: If you have space to work in a closet you should. The bathroom isn't the cleanest place to work and you are putting yourself at a higher risk for contamination by working in there.

No air filter need! The only time I see contaminations are on agar! How is this possible? With the magic of the Still Air Box. :bow2:



Just put in whatever it is you may be using into your SAB that needs a clean work enviroment. Spore inoculations, g2g tranfers, cloning, agar isolations, LC transfers, whatever it may be. Give it a good 5-10 second spray of your Disinfectant spray, and then put the lid on and clear out of the room.

DON'T FORGET TO FLAME STERILIZE YOUR NEEDLE OR SCALPAL EVERYTIME BEFORE EACH NEW INOCULATION OR TRANSFER!

Note : If you want to you can take a shower and wash your hands. I don't do this all the time because I feel it is a waste of water. But if you are active and dirty, it would probably be a good idea to wash up before you start working. If you haven't been doing anything all day besides playing on the Computer all day, you probably don't have to take a shower before working on your work.

Come back in 15 minutes, throw on a mask and a pair of gloves. Wipe your gloves down with alcohol on a paper towel and then use that same paper towel to take off the caps from the pipe tubes. Stick your arms through the tubes and you are ready to work! :thumbup:


Thats pretty much it for the basics. Once you are done with everything above, then you just set your jars in an area that receives 12h of light a day.



Lights don't have to be anything special. I have 5 lights in my closet and even that may be a little too many. I have 3 over head lights for above my jars, mainly for temperature control. If it is getting too cold up top,I can switch the lights on for little while to warm things up. The two side lights are what provide light for my tubs, and they aren't flood lights or anything crazy.



Try your best to keep the temps of the area of where your stuff is colonizing in between 75-80 degrees. Remember heat rises, so although I may have my tubs and jars all in the same room, fruiting and colonizing, the temperature range from floor to ceiling ranges from 75-80.

All finished for Basics
:dawerp:


--1. Monotub vs PF tek--

I see a lot of newbs using the PF tek only to get piss poor results. :shrug: Which is cool I guess if you are okay with getting 3.5gs-10gs off of 7 cakes...



If you are going to take the time and effort and wait 2 months for everything to go through, don't you want to be able to get the most for your hard work? I sure as hell do.:crazy2:

So here is how you go about getting the most for your effort...Stop doing PF tek. If you are concerned about space, you can make mini monotubs.:amanita2::amanita2:

:aliendance:
--1.1 Monotub vs PF tek cont.--

Preparing Your Tub :



When making your tub you want your holes to be about 3.5 inches from the bottom for the main walls. You want your holes to be evenly centered from its furthest point.



For example : My tubs are 21 inches in length and I have a 1 3/4" drill bit. This means, I am going to want to mark my holes at 6 1/2 " and 14" if I want to be the same amount of space from side to side. The holes on the tubs that I am currently using are all 1/2" off on both sides.

For the side walls, I put the hole just under the handle bar in its down position.

--1.2 Monotub vs PF tek Cont.--


Pasteurizing and Spawning : For pasteurizing and spawning I pretty much just follow Franks threads. I use a 1:1/1:1.5 ratio. 1 Jar of WBS for 1/1.5 Jar(s) of Substrate. For a 27 Quart tub I do a 2:2 ratio and for my 51 Quart tubs I do a 3:3.5 ratio :thumbup:


Time to fruit : Again I follow Franks tek. Easy to do and follow:thumbup:

Phew another section out of the way
:onfire::onfire::onfire:



--2. Agar vs Spores/LC--
The picture above shows two different types of agar that are both very good for advancing the rate at which your mycelium grows and good for isolating clones. It also shows two different types of Petri Dishes. One that has a half split and one with no split. I use the half splits for spore inoculations and first time clone transfers. After that I start to move the transfers onto dishes without the split so that I can get a better look at the strain.



Potato Dextrose Agar and Malt Extract Agar. Both are great for growing and both are the same price at OG, so pick whichever or pick both and compare the results for yourself.

--2.1 Agar vs Spores/LC--

Advantages with Spores : If you use your spores on a cake or grain jar typical growth results will take up to two weeks to see signs. It will then typically take another 2-3 weeks from there to fully colonize. If you put your spores straight onto agar before you throw it into a jar, your growth rate will improve by a lot.  :mushroomgrow:  :mushroomgrow:  :mushroomgrow:

Be sure to grow out your first couple flushes before taking clones and doing isolations. If you try isolations from spore-agar-agar you won't even know what to expect when it comes time to fruit and your efforts and materials could be wasted. :noway2:

Advantages of using Agar vs Liquid cultures : Unless you are a professional mycologist with lab grade equipment you won't be able to tell if your Liquid Culture is contaminated or not. With agar, you will be able to spot the contamination right away and possibly save the dish. With a LC, if it is contaminated, you are screwed and need to start over. There is an argument that LC has a faster growth rate than agar. This is bogus...It all depends on the isolation of the culture and how much agar you are putting into a jar. :thumbup:

Disadvantages : Agar can be contaminated very easily if you are not sterile enough with your procedure. If you follow all the sterile steps to T, then you should only have a couple of plates that get contaminated during cloning and transferring.

Agar is pricier then the other two options mentioned above. For someone on a budget, agar may not be the way to go. :begger:

Otherwise there are pretty much nothing but benefits from using agar.


--3. Air and Humidity--

For FAE and Humidity, for the Monotub tek, a majority of it should be set and forget. Meaning you have to check up on it maybe twice a day.

If you are using a small room such as a closet. You will want to run a fan 24/7 on Low or Medium speed that is pointed away from your tubs but in a way to where it circulates air. If you aren't using a small room, it is still a good idea to have a fan in the room to help circulate air. Evaporation should happen naturally without any extra effort:thumbup:

If you want to you can still fan out your tubs..I do not fan my tubs, instead I just use a Fan-Spray bottle when watering my tubs and it seems to serve the same purpose, if any. :shrug:

--3.1 Air and Humidity--


For Humidity most of your moisture content is going to come from getting your bulk substrate to field capacity. Follow the same principal used here in RR's video. But when it comes time to spawn, you mix everything, don't case.


Yours tubs should have walls that are dripping in water while it is colonizing up to the first flush. If you are using bigger tubs, you might have to mist it as soon as you switch your tub over to fruiting from colonizing.


These things are awesome! Their spray setting is absolutely perfect!! It puts out the finest mist spray I've ever seen. If you want an even finer mist spray, just turn the fan on and get to it. No more heavy water droplets screwing up your evaporation process. Mist those tubs down twice a day and watch this Spray bottle work its magic. It is a bit pricier than normal spray bottles. I got it for $10 at Kmart


--4. Fruiting--

Fruiting is possibly the best part next to harvest time. During this time, you will want to check on your tubs usually twice a day. Once in the morning, once at night. Check to make sure your walls and substrate are nicely misted.

Be sure to check for any contaminations that may have developed over time.:takingnotes:

Try to harvest your fruits right before the veil breaks.:sporedrop: You don't want spores dropping all over your substrate.

Keep your head up and don't stop trying. If you are using spores, which most newbs will, the odds of you getting a forest of shrooms, as seen in a TC's grow, are slim. I'm not saying it won't happen, I'm just saying it is slim. If it does happen, be sure to clone it!!!:mushroom2:

However, even with spore grows, with the right Tek, you can still harvest a significant amount!:thumbup:


--5. Harvest--

THE BEST PART!!!!!!!!!

For harvesting I use a gentle twisting motion and pluck it all off. Some people like to use scissors and cut at the base of the stem, I just gently pluck it all off and it works fine for me. The reason you might not want to pluck it all off is because it has the chance to damage your substrate by ripping off chunks.:ooo:

I place the mushrooms on letter racks(as seen above) and stack them on top of each other and place them in a tall box. At the top of the box I use a heat lamp to help speed the drying process up. When I have a full box of 10 racks, I run 2 fans on low, to help speed things up a bit.:thumbup:

In truth, its cheating, because its almost like baking the shrooms instead of dehumidifying them. If you are using a dehumidifier, you are sure to lose a lot more weight then if you dry them the way I do it.


Once its done drying you are good to go. Bag em and Tag em and do what you will with em.

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:sporedrop::mushroom2::congrats::aliendance::inlove3:End:inlove3::aliendance::congrats::mushroom2::sporedrop:
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Other Useful Information : To be Finished
1. 2. 3. 4. 5.


I hope this tek has been helpful in answering any questions you may have about how to get started with your grow. Feel free to ask any questions you may have

TC's credit : To be finished

1. RogerRabbit :

2. TranscendingLife :

3. Cronicr :

4. FrankHorrigan :

5. -To be added on to once I collect more of the material I've researched over the years

:ohboycomputer:  :holyshitbubbles:  :ohboyohboyohboy:  :justastonishing:  :amusedapplause:  :thatsaten:
Happy growing!

Edited by Jman420 (08/19/14 10:01 AM)

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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:hehehe:reserved for cronic's opinion...hi jman


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I'm tired do me a favor

I'M A MEMBER FIRST, TC WHEN NEEDED AND MOD WHEN I HAVE TO BE !!!

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: cronicr]
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:takingnotes:


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coir tek
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/11917410
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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: cronicr]
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cronicr said:
:hehehe:reserved for cronic's opinion...hi jman


Bro! long time no see lol. Good to cya around still :grin:

Edit : And I'm liking the new Tag :tongue:


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Disregard the haters and "know it alls", it is everything you need to know TO GET STARTED.

If you want to become an expert, you'll need to do a lot more research.
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Edited by Jman420 (08/09/14 12:59 PM)

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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u2 buddy:rockon:


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I'm tired do me a favor

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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:popcorn: Hell yes.


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Our posturing’s, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that
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To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one
another, and to preserve, and cherish, the only home, we've ever known."

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: wowimflabbergasted]
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:takingnotes:
Monitoring this thread :smile:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Abshroom]
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Alright this is a more extensive update on my current work.

-This is not the actual write up-

What I am currently working on is this :

I currently have 10 new tubs with new substrate that I've never worked with before. I'm not too sure how my end results will turn out, but so far everything is looking very well! Possibly the healthiest looking colonization I've ever seen with this new substrate combination.

This is the new stuff that I use :


I combine the 2 big bags. I use more of the one on the right(COCO) and way less of the big bag on the left(Roots Organic) I just eyeball the measurements...I've kind of got it down to where I can get the proper amount to make 14 Quart jars of substrate.

Old stuff I use to use :



I would use this coir brick with 2 quarts of the middle orange bag in the picture above. Basic stuff for beginners. I still love and use the orange middle bag though. I am just down to my last bag and had to find a substitute until I can find more. That is unless this new substitute turns out to preform better. Then I will be using the Big bags.

I use WBS instead of rye berries. I have much better results with WBS. Seems to colonize faster for me and stays hydrated better. This is the exact WBS I use. I don't bother adding gypsum because it already comes with it in the mix.


Today is the 9th and I litterally put these tubs in colonizing on the 3rd and 5th. So within 4-6 days, I have tubs that are pretty much fully colonized and ready to be put into fruiting. This is after about a 3 week time frame from clone to agar, to agar to jar colonization.




Smaller tubs. I have 5 of these colonizing, this is just a couple pictures. I want to say they are 27 quarts as far as size goes. I mixed all the small tubs together on the 5th. In another day or two it should be ready to switch into fruiting.





Larger tubs that were done on the 3rd. I have 5 of these colonizing as well. I'm pretty sure they are 51 quart  tubs. Another day or two as well and they should be ready to switch over to fruiting.

All of these look really good and healthy. Though the isolations are still poor, they should still bear great results.

As I said before, all of these tubs have been made with a new substrate combination that I've never tried before. I'm hoping that with this new combination the fruits won't be overloaded with nutrients.

The only reason I'm concerned about it being overloaded is that the Roots Organic bag is a combination bag of all sorts of goodies...Since I ran out of the orange bag and I am unable to find more, I had to find a substitute that would perform the same function that the orange bag fulfilled. Also since I ran out of coco coir bricks a while back and didn't have time to order more, I had to find someone that sold coco coir that I could use. :thumbup:



I found the big bag on the right at my local gardening store(as well as the Roots Organic bag) and it has been just as good as the coir bricks. It is actually better because it already comes prewashed and slighty soaked.

I typically just mix the two bags,as stated above, add two quarts of water, mix it all up and it is at field capacity and ready to pasteurize. No downtime on waiting for the coir brick to soak up all that water :thumbup:

I'll post updates on the tubs when I'm ready to put them into fruiting.:grin:


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            --My Everything You Need To Know Tek--

Disregard the haters and "know it alls", it is everything you need to know TO GET STARTED.

If you want to become an expert, you'll need to do a lot more research.
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Edited by Jman420 (08/12/14 01:33 PM)

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Bookmarking this.

Nice


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Alright, another update for today.

Due to the impatience of my friends I'm being forced into harvesting my small tub a little earlier then expected.



This is a 27 Quart tub that has a 2:2 ratio of Coir : WBS. Quart jar size. The holes are too far out and too low. as far as the main walls go. I originally used 4 holes on each side way back when but my substrate dried up way too quickly. Now I only use 2 of the 4 main wall holes. The side wall holes are perfect. The cotton I am using is questionable too..It seems to not allow proper FAE. I do have a fan that I run on medium speed 24/7 pointed diagonally and away from the tubs.

All in all, the overall tub layout is terrible. I'm relying strictly on the fan and isolation for fruiting quantity and quality. I never have trouble with humidity now, even with faulty tubs.:thumbup:

The isolation is only on its first transfer of cloning and this is the results from the first petri dish. Its kind of a small first flush but it still looks a lot better then a lot of the PF teks I see going on out there. If you want real results, stick to the tubs not the cakes.

This grow is comparable to someone who would start out using spores.



What I received from the fruits I thought were ready/near ready to harvest. Looks to be about a half O dry, maybe more.



What I left behind, still looks like it has potential to grow larger.


For drying I put the mushrooms on a letter rack(as seen above) and run a heat lamp above them. I only run the fans in the box when I have all 10 of my racks full. It typically takes anywhere from 16-36 hours to dry, depending on size and amount. (Its kind of cheating because you are baking them and not really dehumidifying them) SHHHHH

**Trade Secret revealed**:dancer:

Lets check up on it tomorrow once it is dry to see how much I got.


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Alright, after several hours of drying, they are finally done.



This turned into



and just as I predicted, it was slightly over a Half O. This is just from what I had harvested last night, there is still more left in the tub to be harvested too. I would say it should come out to be an Oz or a little more after everything is said and done.



Noobs : Stick to monotubs even for your first grow. You will get much better results even if you are using spores and not an isolated culture.


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That's so many tubs:booooom:

:thisisgonnabegood:


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Noobs, multi spore on first attempts years ago: using coir tek and rye
















using rye and horse poo / multispore





also. some fuck ups on first attemps: DO your HW








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blackdust said:
also. some fuck ups on first attemps: DO your HW








the bggest fruit






what happened wit the fucked up one?

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ImTiME said:
what happened wit the fucked up one?



Good question. Could someone answer? Note, these mushrooms were growing on the bottom of the tub. I think their may have been too much mater in the substrate? I remember the bottom of the tub being full of excess water.

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Yep perfect example blackdust. You don't see that kind of fruiting with PF tek.. Cakes blow and have the same contamination rate as anything else...If you do everything to a T and don't skip out on important sterile steps..It should be no problem. :grin:

I'm tired of seeing all these noobs put all their work and effort into cakes, and getting piss poor results of harvests that yield like 5gs dry.


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blackdust said:
ImTiME said:
what happened wit the fucked up one?



Good question. Could someone answer? Note, these mushrooms were growing on the bottom of the tub. I think their may have been too much mater in the substrate? I remember the bottom of the tub being full of excess water.


It happens if there is a lot of wiggle room at the bottom or sides. When you are making your tubs, be sure to pack them babies down like you are laying cement. The trashbag liner acts as a suction cup to prevent air from reaching the bottom. :thumbup:


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Jman420 said:
Yep perfect example blackdust. You don't see that kind of fruiting with PF tek.. Cakes blow and have the same contamination rate as anything else...If you do everything to a T and don't skip out on important sterile steps..It should be no problem. :grin:

I'm tired of seeing all these noobs put all their work and effort into cakes, and getting piss poor results of harvests that yield like 5gs dry.


Yeah bro, one good tub could set a person for life. And if they want to do less work and have it be easier than they need to be looking at growing stones. Half the work all the reward. I love this thread Jman420. Im following your work and duplicating it in a couple months to set myself up for life, again.

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blackdust said:
Yeah bro, one good tub could set a person for life. And if they want to do less work and have it be easier than they need to be looking at growing stones. Half the work all the reward. I love this thread Jman420. Im following your work and duplicating it in a couple months to set myself up for life, again.


Heh right! All it takes is one good tub and yet if you have the room like me, you can have 20 tubs :grin:

I've honestly never looked into growing stones for myself, but I have seen quite a few threads on it.

I honestly think it can be said the same for monotubs vs PF tek. I think there is a lot less work and effort put into monotubs if you just do everything correctly, don't skip steps and have some patience. Less fanning and misting and monitoring temps/humidity. Its pretty much just set and forget, water twice a day and have a fan running in the room.

Glad to hear to you love the thread :heart: and I look forward to see your work in the future as well :thumbup:


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For the people who are interested.


These are two tubs that have been fruiting for a little over a month now. As I said before, I usually hold onto tubs until my next batch of jars come in or if the tub stops producing siginificant fruits.

I harvested some of the ones that had the veils breaking off of these tubs, as well as harvested what I could from 5 tubs I had, that have also been fruiting for over a month,that seemed to not be producing any results.



Got this much, it looks like it will dry up to be a good 20g+. These are significantly bigger then what I harvested the last night.



Today I will also be putting the 10 tubs I have colonizing into fruiting. I checked em all out and they all look good to go.:thumbup:



Tubs put into fruiting! Hopefully only a week or so until fruits!:dancer:

Then hopefully it will only be a week or so from now until I start to see fruits on the new tubs.


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HOLY JESUS,

Nice !!!!

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May I please ask what those mushrooms are called?

Thanks.

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May I please ask what those mushrooms are called?

Thanks.


The larger ones are Treasure Coast and the smaller stuff towards the middle is Gulf Coast. :thumbup:


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Jman420 said:
fluffy clouds said:
May I please ask what those mushrooms are called?

Thanks.


The larger ones are Treasure Coast and the smaller stuff towards the middle is Gulf Coast. :thumbup:


thank you.

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why are your walls covered in mylar?
haha

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why are your walls covered in mylar?
haha


Ahahaha, they are emergency blankets from the camping section. The cost like $4 each and cover a huge amount of space. Just a way to reflect light around :wink:


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Jman420 said:
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I'm new to this forum, who is TC?? i want to search his name and sea his methods. XD:tongue2:


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:takingnotes:  :popcorn:


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maximusent said:
Jman420 said:
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I'm new to this forum, who is TC?? i want to search his name and sea his methods. XD:tongue2:


TC means Trusted Cultivators. There are quite a few of them :thumbup:


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JMan have u tried dub tubs at all?


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JMan have u tried dub tubs at all?


Never heard of them :shrug:


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Jman420 said:
For the people who are interested.


These are two tubs that have been fruiting for a little over a month now. As I said before, I usually hold onto tubs until my next batch of jars come in or if the tub stops producing siginificant fruits.



Those were the first flushes after a month of fruiting? Plus 5 more tubs and you only got 20 some grams? :confused::confused: I just got about 10oz from 1 tub over 3 flushes, 4oz on first flush. I'm confused on how you only got 20g out of 7 tubs?


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Glad to see there are more people who want to show us how its done right. Hope your other tubs have better genetics.

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Jman420 said:
Never heard of them :shrug:



dub tub is basically another tub going on top when you want to fruit, the other tub has sgfc holes, while the bottom tub has non i believe, and instead of taping holes you can just put the lid on while its colonizing, i havent used them yet but seeing as how many tubs u had id figured id ask, ive been hearing alot of good results


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wowimflabbergasted said:
Those were the first flushes after a month of fruiting? Plus 5 more tubs and you only got 20 some grams? :confused::confused: I just got about 10oz from 1 tub over 3 flushes, 4oz on first flush. I'm confused on how you only got 20g out of 7 tubs?


Lol you don't know how to read or look at pictures do you?

Those TWO big tubs have been fruiting for over a month now and they are like on their 5th flush. You can tell by how worn out the surface of the substrate looks on the big tubs... Off of those two big tubs and one smaller tub, over the past 2 days, I have harvested and dried 2 and 1/4 Ozs. I still have some drying, probably another half o, and I still have some left to harvest. Over the course of the past month, I've received over a HP from the TWO big ones. Its dying out and still producing 1 Oz flushes.:dancer:


All the tubs you see here, that are stuffed with polyfill, are pretty much dead, there is only one small tub that was new.

I have been harvesting off of these 3 for the past 2 days and have received 2 1/4 Ozs dry so far. Still have some drying and more to harvest:thumbup:

I also said that the other 5 tubs were completely dead after over a month of fruiting as well, I easily received over another HP from those as well. I was throwing them out and cleaning them up, because they were no longer growing significant fruits. I was saying that I was able to harvest a little bit off of them.:thumbup:

Anyways, an update :


After these two harvests, and a little extra that I added on throughout the day, from the same 3 tubs in the previous couple post, This is what I have received :


2 1/4 Ozs dry

I still have left :



Drying. (Probably another 14g+ dry)


Left to harvest. This is what the tubs look like now, compared to the pictures just above.

So even after these tubs have been up for over a month, and I've harvested from them quite a few times, I'm still able to get quite a siginificant amount, 3 Ozs +, from just these 3 tubs. :grin::thumbup:

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:crazy2:


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I can read as well as look at pictures, you never said how many flushes you already got out of them. How should I know if you were fruiting these for a month and they sucked so bad this is all they produced or it's their fifth flush? Can't really tell from looking at pictures. :shrug: But, props to 5 flushes.


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A tek.. for newbs? How incredibly novel!

**scans through thread**





This isn't a tek. It's just a thread to show off your monotubs and a bunch of newbs posting gifs of smiley faces writing notes. This thread sucks.


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This is extremely informative and I'm excited to read the rest and see some experience from someone with a lot more knowledge than myself. Can't wait to see the end results.


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Ok, time for another update. :dancer:



From the 2 small tubs and 2 bigs tubs I have been talking about in previous posts. I  have now harvested a majority of the smaller tub and completely harvested the two larger ones.


Over the course of 3 days, I've been able to harvest and dry 3Oz and 4.6gs. I still have more to harvest and more drying :wink:


I have completely harvested everything off of the two big tubs and now they are being dunked. Since I was able to get 3 Ozs from them, with a little help from the smaller tubs, I will keep them going to see if they will produce anything more. Keep in mind this is already after over a month of fruiting and harvesting.:thumbup:


As for all the brand new tubs I put into fruiting 2 days ago....:awejeez:


I'm pleased to announce that I already have pins!!!! So from the time I put them into colonization from their jars, to fruiting from colonization, it has been 9 days and I already have pins!!


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:thisisgonnabegood: 

can't wait to see all those tubs fruit


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Jman420 said:




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What's the total weight of all of those so far? And what is this?

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The total weight that I have received is 3 Ounces and 4.6gs, or 88.6g dry.

That is how I dunk my tubs. It is two pots(used for plants) and a weight, to keep the bulk substrate submerged. Works great for me :thumbup:


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Jman420 said:
The total weight that I have received is 3 Ounces and 4.6gs, or 88.6g dry.

That is how I dunk my tubs. It is two pots(used for plants) and a weight, to keep the bulk substrate submerged. Works great for me :thumbup:


Right on! I was wondering wtf I was looking at, makes more sense now :rockon:


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wowimflabbergasted said:
Jman420 said:
The total weight that I have received is 3 Ounces and 4.6gs, or 88.6g dry.

That is how I dunk my tubs. It is two pots(used for plants) and a weight, to keep the bulk substrate submerged. Works great for me :thumbup:


Right on! I was wondering wtf I was looking at, makes more sense now :rockon:


Heh yea it looks weird. But I was originally going to buy weights for all of my tubs at like $3 a weight and 3 weights per tub because it seemed the like cheapest and easiest route at the time..Then I saw the pots for only $2 each and I had an idea that they just might work. And they do work, better even!:thumbup:

But yea, I am updating the tek on the first page bit by bit. :grin: For all of those who are interested, feel free to check up on it as I go. As I said, by the end of today it will be done, and hopefully we can get some noobs informed. :thumbup:


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Jman420 said:
But yea, I am updating the tek on the first page bit by bit. :grin: For all of those who are interested, feel free to check up on it as I go. As I said, by the end of today it will be done, and hopefully we can get some noobs informed. :thumbup:


It's looking awesome so far dude :thumbup:


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Thanks! I'll be back on here in a couple hours to finish up the last bit of it. :grin:

Update on Current Grow :

So now I have completely harvested everything off of those 3 tubs(2 big and one small) and everything has been dried. My total is



3 oz(left) 15.3g(right)...and its all gone already...which is why im showing 2 pics instead of 1. :dancer:


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Is that a big pink dildo in the middle? I mean like it's cool and all, But I might recommend penis envy if you dig.

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Is that a big pink dildo in the middle? I mean like it's cool and all, But I might recommend penis envy if you dig.


Bahahaha, yea its a double sided dildo!

Nah but really, its just a work out weight. I got the pink one because it was the cheapest:shrug:


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Whats a flat steam strainer? and a pipe plug? I'm an Aussie, might use different terminology lol. Also can a different type of agar be used instead of the ones you listed? I can't seem to find any local.

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jsncrs said:
Whats a flat steam strainer? and a pipe plug? I'm an Aussie, might use different terminology lol. Also can a different type of agar be used instead of the ones you listed? I can't seem to find any local.


A flat steam strainer is something you would steam vegetables on. Pretty much something that isn't looped. Another canning rack would work as well. Wish I had pictures or a link, but I was unable to find them. I'm not even sure if the terminology I'm using is correct.

Other agar solutions, I'm not sure... I would read around the forums and see what is available seeing as how you are unable to purchase it.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
jsncrs said:
Whats a flat steam strainer? and a pipe plug? I'm an Aussie, might use different terminology lol. Also can a different type of agar be used instead of the ones you listed? I can't seem to find any local.


A flat steam strainer is something you would steam vegetables on. Pretty much something that isn't looped. Another canning rack would work as well. Wish I had pictures or a link, but I was unable to find them. I'm not even sure if the terminology I'm using is correct.

Other agar solutions, I'm not sure... I would read around the forums and see what is available seeing as how you are unable to purchase it.


Thanks mate, that makes sense. What about pipe plugs?

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: jsncrs]
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Pipe plugs are the things you see on my SAB, the can be found at any hardware department.

An update on my current grow :

Well it has been a little over a day since my last update on my work.

Here is how things are looking :



This is what it looked like 2 days ago



Here it is today. Some of my other tubs are starting to show signs like how this tub was looking the other day, with a few small baby fruits. Otherwise the rest still are not showing any fruiting results. Once I get a few more tubs that look like this one, I'll be sure to add more pics.



Here is some side pinning on a 27 quart tub. No liner -.0 Sorry about the blurriness.

I'll post another update in a day or so.:grin::thumbup:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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I KNEW I've seen you here before!
You're the guy who got mad at frank at told us you'd leave for good :lol:

this is a great laugh and good memory http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18370343#18370343 :lol:

I see you're still a bit feisty eh?


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: spacechildo]
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:laugh2:
musta known frank isn't around


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: cronicr]
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Yep still fiesty as always. :grin::thumbup: People are still assholes as always too:shrug: Way to bring up old stuff though :thumbup: Can't just let the past be the past?

Whats with people and always having something to prove/ making others look bad on this site? I swear you can't lend out a helping hand without some immature children going around waving their dicks in people's faces talking about how much better they are or how bad others are...

Anyways shit happens, I'm past that.


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Reason for deletion: Cocky fucks and potential rats



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azur said:
Sockadin said:
Glad to see there are more people who want to show us how its done right. Hope your other tubs have better genetics.


The mushroom genetics are not the issue. It's OP's genetics that are causing these wwwweeeeeeaaaaaaaakkkkkkk shit show tubs. Ha ha.
Jman420 said:
Yep still fiesty as always. :grin::thumbup: People are still assholes as always too:shrug: Way to bring up old stuff though :thumbup: Can't just let the past be the past?

Whats with people and always having something to prove/ making others look bad on this site? I swear you can't lend out a helping hand without some immature children going around waving their dicks in people's faces talking about how much better they are or how bad others are...

Anyways shit happens, I'm past that.


Don't be a faggot from the get go and people will treat you with respect.


Says the dude who is making fun of other peoples work. You don't even know how to read and yet you act like you know everything. You are an idiot bro, don't be mad because I called you out on your ignorance and you felt the need to escalate it. Then when I put you in your place, you felt the need to rate me. Once I rated you back you felt the need to take it a step further and come and post on my thread because your feelings are hurt... You really are a child in search of approval aren't you? Intense name calling bro..Faggot, how original..I guess you have something against gays too? Wtf is your problem dude?

Wtf is your point here? This is a tek for newbs...Weak show tubs? They are tubs that have been fruiting for over a month and I'm still able to get 3 and 1/2 oz from them... Most newbs couldn't do this on a brand new tub.. Most newbs aren't even looking to harvest a 5LB dry harvest..So get off your high horse and stop acting like I don't know what I'm doing. My dying results are perfect for someone who is just starting up.

Maybe you should get yourself a girlfriend so you can your keep ego in check and so you don't have to compensate by having a half naked chick as your avatar? Or maybe you are incapable of getting a girlfriend? and that is why you feel the need to be-little others to seek attention? I feel sorry for you kid.

Lol its people like this that make me feisty. Ignorance is bliss ey?



Stick around for some FRESH results, so I can put you in your place for a 2nd time.. If you are man enough to own up to your own bullshit that is..


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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When you make a tek and recommend it to noobs
it would be a good idea to catalog things, the way it is now its impossible to keep track of what you're talking about.
And not to be rude but it isnt exactly comprehensive or at ALL what the OP
in your linked thread asked for.

If you read through the work of TL, Frank, SBJ etc you can really tell they speak out of experience.
And just the simple things of how they present their work in an easy to read picture heavy way.
I dont think you should get angry at people who recommend other teks over yours,
because as it is now your tek is no way near their standards.

When you say twist and pull always worked fine for you that tells me
you havent exactly harvested a lot.
yeah, some fruits come off easily, but a LOT of them will not just let go of the sub but tear it up.

And when you keep working on your TEK try to take 1st flush pics, no one cares for 5th flushes around here.
Use your tubs and free space for fresh subs, not old almost spent ones :wink:
You also wanna show in a pic why a noob should grow like YOU do, because yours
give the best results from the ingredients used or something like that.


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:wink:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: spacechildo]
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spacechildo said:
When you make a tek and recommend it to noobs
it would be a good idea to catalog things, the way it is now its impossible to keep track of what you're talking about.
And not to be rude but it isnt exactly comprehensive or at ALL what the OP
in your linked thread asked for.

If you read through the work of TL, Frank, SBJ etc you can really tell they speak out of experience.
And just the simple things of how they present their work in an easy to read picture heavy way.
I dont think you should get angry at people who recommend other teks over yours,
because as it is now your tek is no way near their standards.

When you say twist and pull always worked fine for you that tells me
you havent exactly harvested a lot.
yeah, some fruits come off easily, but a LOT of them will not just let go of the sub but tear it up.

And when you keep working on your TEK try to take 1st flush pics, no one cares for 5th flushes around here.
Use your tubs and free space for fresh subs, not old almost spent ones :wink:
You also wanna show in a pic why a noob should grow like YOU do, because yours
give the best results from the ingredients used or something like that.


^What he said.
This is more of a grow log than a tek. And, contrary to the title, there is nothing 'New' going on here. I also don't see what makes it newb friendly. Monotubs in general are pretty newb friendly as it is.
Mush Cult doesn't need new members to constantly remake the same old teks under different names and calling it 'New'. It's obvious to the members who have been here for a while that you're just trying to make a name for yourself copying other peoples work.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: prismism]
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Bam


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: spacechildo]
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spacechildo said:
When you make a tek and recommend it to noobs
it would be a good idea to catalog things, the way it is now its impossible to keep track of what you're talking about.
And not to be rude but it isnt exactly comprehensive or at ALL what the OP
in your linked thread asked for.

If you read through the work of TL, Frank, SBJ etc you can really tell they speak out of experience.
And just the simple things of how they present their work in an easy to read picture heavy way.
I dont think you should get angry at people who recommend other teks over yours,
because as it is now your tek is no way near their standards.

When you say twist and pull always worked fine for you that tells me
you havent exactly harvested a lot.
yeah, some fruits come off easily, but a LOT of them will not just let go of the sub but tear it up.

And when you keep working on your TEK try to take 1st flush pics, no one cares for 5th flushes around here.
Use your tubs and free space for fresh subs, not old almost spent ones :wink:
You also wanna show in a pic why a noob should grow like YOU do, because yours
give the best results from the ingredients used or something like that.


One, if you were to read, Azur did not recommend other teks over mine. He simply underminded my tek and told the OP to use the search task. That doesn't help anyone.

My tek has links to Frank as well as other well known TC's and their work.

"When you say twist and pull always worked fine for you that tells me
you havent exactly harvested a lot.
yeah, some fruits come off easily, but a LOT of them will not just let go of the sub but tear it up."

^This has no creditable backing whatsoever. You haven't seen me grow so this is a false assumption based on arbitrary results.

"And when you keep working on your TEK try to take 1st flush pics, no one cares for 5th flushes around here.
Use your tubs and free space for fresh subs, not old almost spent ones :wink:"

Again, if you would read, I will update my tek once I have current pictures..Since I do not, I cannot.  Therefore for the sake of finishing things and showing noobs how to grow, I posted what I had.

"Use your tubs and free space for fresh subs, not old almost spent ones :wink:
You also wanna show in a pic why a noob should grow like YOU do, because yours"

I can't do this if I don't have jars ready... Again if you would read, you would know why I'm doing what I'm doing..

I see the same problems still persists on these forums... People don't read, they just scim through shit and think they know everything.:facepalm:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: prismism]
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prismism said:
spacechildo said:
When you make a tek and recommend it to noobs
it would be a good idea to catalog things, the way it is now its impossible to keep track of what you're talking about.
And not to be rude but it isnt exactly comprehensive or at ALL what the OP
in your linked thread asked for.

If you read through the work of TL, Frank, SBJ etc you can really tell they speak out of experience.
And just the simple things of how they present their work in an easy to read picture heavy way.
I dont think you should get angry at people who recommend other teks over yours,
because as it is now your tek is no way near their standards.

When you say twist and pull always worked fine for you that tells me
you havent exactly harvested a lot.
yeah, some fruits come off easily, but a LOT of them will not just let go of the sub but tear it up.

And when you keep working on your TEK try to take 1st flush pics, no one cares for 5th flushes around here.
Use your tubs and free space for fresh subs, not old almost spent ones :wink:
You also wanna show in a pic why a noob should grow like YOU do, because yours
give the best results from the ingredients used or something like that.


^What he said.
This is more of a grow log than a tek. And, contrary to the title, there is nothing 'New' going on here. I also don't see what makes it newb friendly. Monotubs in general are pretty newb friendly as it is.
Mush Cult doesn't need new members to constantly remake the same old teks under different names and calling it 'New'. It's obvious to the members who have been here for a while that you're just trying to make a name for yourself copying other peoples work.


Wow no you are an idiot too.

The first page is definetly a tek for noobs. Read and you would know. I'm not trying to make a name for myself. I'm trying to show noobs how to get a good harvest off of using the Monotub tek rather than the PF tek. You're right it isn't new in the terms of it being completely original with never before seen techniques... But it is newly made, thats what I ment..

I'm not trying to make a name for myself, unlike people like You and Azur. I was simply here to try and help the noobs get the most for their hard work. My goal was to take all teks and advice that was out there and compress it into one small tek, that way people didn't have to search all over the forums to get the information they need.

I swear you people are still such pompous assholes.:facepalm3:

Regardless stop spamming my thread with your ignorant shit. No one asked for it. Ill report you Prismism and Azur if you don't piss off.


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Quote:
Ill report you Prismism and Azur if you don't piss off.


I see we've got a rat in the house. Btw. Frank would not be happy knowing a substandard piece of shit like you is linking his teks.
Ummm...oh yea...fuck off


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
Wow no you are an idiot too.

The first page is definetly a tek for noobs. Read and you would know. I'm not trying to make a name for myself. I'm trying to show noobs how to get a good harvest off of using the Monotub tek rather than the PF tek. You're right it isn't new in the terms of it being completely original with never before seen techniques... But it is newly made, thats what I ment..

I'm not trying to make a name for myself, unlike people like You and Azur. I was simply here to try and help the noobs get the most for their hard work.

I swear you people are still such pompous assholes.:facepalm3:

Regardless stop spamming my thread with your ignorant shit. No one asked for it. Ill report you Prismism and Azur if you don't piss off.


You're going to report us when you've been melting down and flaming more than anyone in this thread?
If your 'tek' is sound, then it should be able to hold up to scrutiny.

Jman420 said:
I see the same problems still persists on these forums... People don't read, they just scim through shit and think they know everything.:facepalm:


Skimming through your thread is exactly what most newbs are going to do when they're looking for the easiest tek to follow. If your 'tek' is not concise and to the point (or finished even), then your tek will be skipped over anyway for one that is easier to follow.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
"When you say twist and pull always worked fine for you that tells me
you havent exactly harvested a lot.
yeah, some fruits come off easily, but a LOT of them will not just let go of the sub but tear it up."

^This has no creditable backing whatsoever. You haven't seen me grow so this is a false assumption based on arbitrary results.


the fact that twisting and pulling tears divots and pits in your sub has LOTS of creditable backing,
like everyone who's ever harvested a full tub can confirm!

Jman420 said:
"And when you keep working on your TEK try to take 1st flush pics, no one cares for 5th flushes around here.
Use your tubs and free space for fresh subs, not old almost spent ones :wink:"

Again, if you would read, I will update my tek once I have current pictures..Since I do not, I cannot.  Therefore for the sake of finishing things and showing noobs how to grow, I posted what I had.

"Use your tubs and free space for fresh subs, not old almost spent ones :wink:
You also wanna show in a pic why a noob should grow like YOU do, because yours"

I can't do this if I don't have jars ready... Again if you would read, you would know why I'm doing what I'm doing..


then maybe you should postpone the posting of your TEK if it isn't done :shrug:
the tek as it is now isn't a tek at all as prism said, it's a grow log where
you link to the methods you've tried to copy.

Jman420 said:
I see the same problems still persists on these forums... People don't read, they just scim through shit and think they know everything.:facepalm:


well, I see a lot of teks getting good response and even being nit picketed at and later improved by OP.
This isn't even a tek, it's riddled with noob :facepalm:'s
and we know enough to tell noobs to steer away from stuff like this
because it's just a poor replica of the real deal which can be found just as easily as this write up.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: spacechildo]
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welcome back jman:crazy:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: cronicr]
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I think it is your tone that might be offending people jman. Tek seemed good to me. A little too much noob in it for my taste. Calling a new cultivator a noob can be off putting and make people less likely to ask good questions. My two cents.

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: spacechildo]
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I am going to go ahead and give credit where it's due. You definitely break down supplies and costs and where to get them pretty thoroughly. And give a pretty good outlook on the entire process.  BUT!!!!!,
I think you should not recommend RR RYE tek to noobs for wbs as it will end up oversaturated and bursting grains. So far Spitball jed and Frank have the best Wbs teks and both never allow to boil and jedi doesn't even simmer. I have over simmered my wbs too many times as a noob and has caused a lot of problems for me. Since a SAB is so important you should at least give a link: SAB As you had no problem giving links in the rest of the post. You shouldN'T have to "water" your tubs before the first flush. Coir/verm/gypsum do not need proper pasteurization. You called TL TC. You should recommend sanding the plastic jar lids so the silicon will stick longer. I always have water touching the bottom of my jars at the beginning of the pc cycle with no problems. I use about 2 qts per pc cycle maybe a little more. I have that same pc and i fit 10 qt jars at a time. You should cover tops of jars with foil (I know this is debatable  with sfd's but i had issues not) or at least recommend it but maybe raising the jars as you did compensated for that. Shaking the jars while hot has seemed to help a lot for redistributing the condensation while cooling(that's debatable too). Though I have done it, You shouldn't reccomend doing sterile work in a bathroom. That contradicts itself. You really need to emphasize the necessity of sterile work and your process of it. You don't even reccommend taking a shower, washing your hands? Your spawn ratio is a bit high but that's preference i guess. 1.5/1 is plenty IMO.  You should at least recommend the correct spectrum of light (6500k). Any spray bottle will work pretty much but not needed untill after first flush, unless your doing it wrong. You should give more info on agar and links to it as it is so important and beneficial. You don't go into much detail about how to inoculate anything whether its ms to grain or agar or g2g. You just say do it. A noob will fail miserably at this step without the proper guidance.

So newbs if you want a good guide to get started growing monotubs check this http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19792837
and come back to this page when you need to figure out where to get your supplies and how much it will be. Also There is some good info here as well and should be viewed as another man's way of doing itbut as a for all noob tek, NO. There is much more i didn't list in the tek that can lead many noobs astray. oh yeah thought of another. You say it should be set and forget but then you say mist and fan 2 times a day. that's how a SGFC is dealt with well maybe another misting too. Monotubs create their own humidity and natural evaporation to create wonderful pinsets when dialed in correctly. Yes it can help if you don't have air circulation or your tub is too dry for some reason, but should not be recommended as a practice for monotubs. Thjat's not what they are designed for. That should be stressed here. I may be back for more so stay tuned......:pipesmoke:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: tombosley8]
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Bam again


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: tombosley8]
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:haha:

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Sockadin]
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Side note : Boiling water only reaches temps of 212 degrees. To fully sterilize your jars you need it to reach temps of 250+ degrees. Therefore, if your jars are sitting in the water, the bottom of those jars are only reach 212 degrees. This means' that your contamination rate is already wayyy higher compared to the way I am about to show you. This will also save your jars from cracking.


no, it's not about reaching the temps,cause you can do it at 0 psi or 5-10...does't matter, the time is just adjusted accordingly:thumbup:
don't forget to vent your steam before adding yout weight, thats the mistake i see most


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: cronicr]
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Well this thread went to shit quick :smbfacepalm:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: wowimflabbergasted]
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jmans a champ..he can take it:lol:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: wowimflabbergasted]
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I'm partially at fault for that. And I'm not typically a dick. OP was cocky from the get go. I called out a tek he linked to someone else. He got pissy because it was HIS OWN TEK.  I wasn't even aware when I called out the tek.
I'm willing to let it all go. It was fun, but I don't want feelings to be hurt. OP, truce?


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: wowimflabbergasted]
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:lol: Is THIS the thread you are talking about? Think ya'll need to:gethigh:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: wowimflabbergasted]
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oh yeah you should add the pics of your bulk trays and dub tubs to the OP or tek so you get them sucked in quick. That always did it for me.
Truthfully i'm not being sarcastic and i hope you take into mind all i said before I think it's a good start and is only open to improvements thanks for contributing:whathesaid:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: tombosley8]
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My bad wrong thread!! I'm on my phone n I could only see what I was typing... :crazy2:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Filthschwein]
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truly i'm not trying to discourage anyone or scare you away just felt like i was the only one who was going to point those details out instead of just talking shit. Seems you both have chilled out so let's get on with it and continue to SUPPORT this community    thank you Shroomery

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
Yep perfect example blackdust. You don't see that kind of fruiting with PF tek.. Cakes blow and have the same contamination rate as anything else...If you do everything to a T and don't skip out on important sterile steps..It should be no problem. :grin:

I'm tired of seeing all these noobs put all their work and effort into cakes, and getting piss poor results of harvests that yield like 5gs dry.


SO much this.  I was that noob once, and every PF tek I see going I tell them to stop messing around with garbage and go real, go bulk.  I honestly think PF Tek needs to be done away with, as its out dated.  It's like you can use a hand trowel to til a garden, but a gas powered tiller gets it done better in a lot less time.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: MastaBlastar]
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well, I have to disagree. on both aspects.

syringe to cake seems to have some magic thing going where it does not contam.
syringe to grain on the other hand.. not so much.

and if you complain about yields you're doing something wrong.
The SE is filled with good tips on how to get max out of cakes. "fahtster". look him up!


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: spacechildo]
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spacechildo said:
well, I have to disagree. on both aspects.

syringe to cake seems to have some magic thing going where it does not contam.
syringe to grain on the other hand.. not so much.

and if you complain about yields you're doing something wrong.
The SE is filled with good tips on how to get max out of cakes. "fahtster". look him up!


Listen to what he's saying.
I quit cakes a decade ago. But I had some impressive shit a time or two. And fahster, his cakes destroy most noobs jman420's tubs.
Where you be OP?


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: azur]
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azur said:
spacechildo said:
well, I have to disagree. on both aspects.

syringe to cake seems to have some magic thing going where it does not contam.
syringe to grain on the other hand.. not so much.

and if you complain about yields you're doing something wrong.
The SE is filled with good tips on how to get max out of cakes. "fahtster". look him up!


Listen to what he's saying.
I quit cakes a decade ago. But I had some impressive shit a time or two. And fahster, his cakes destroy most noobs jman420's tubs.
Where you be OP?


I have a life...I like to hang out with my friends and my GF.. I like to get out and ride my bike for hours a day...I actually have a life that involves  enjoying it and helping others...Unlike cocky douche bags like you.

Anyway to shut you the hell up again.



Not even isolated...Take from the first cloned petri dish and put into fruiting. Eat it.



New stuff coming in.

Anyways I'm ignorning all the trolls now and just letting my results speak for themself.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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tombosley8 said:
I am going to go ahead and give credit where it's due. You definitely break down supplies and costs and where to get them pretty thoroughly. And give a pretty good outlook on the entire process.  BUT!!!!!,
I think you should not recommend RR RYE tek to noobs for wbs as it will end up oversaturated and bursting grains. So far Spitball jed and Frank have the best Wbs teks and both never allow to boil and jedi doesn't even simmer. I have over simmered my wbs too many times as a noob and has caused a lot of problems for me. Since a SAB is so important you should at least give a link: SAB As you had no problem giving links in the rest of the post. You shouldN'T have to "water" your tubs before the first flush. Coir/verm/gypsum do not need proper pasteurization. You called TL TC. You should recommend sanding the plastic jar lids so the silicon will stick longer. I always have water touching the bottom of my jars at the beginning of the pc cycle with no problems. I use about 2 qts per pc cycle maybe a little more. I have that same pc and i fit 10 qt jars at a time. You should cover tops of jars with foil (I know this is debatable  with sfd's but i had issues not) or at least recommend it but maybe raising the jars as you did compensated for that. Shaking the jars while hot has seemed to help a lot for redistributing the condensation while cooling(that's debatable too). Though I have done it, You shouldn't reccomend doing sterile work in a bathroom. That contradicts itself. You really need to emphasize the necessity of sterile work and your process of it. You don't even reccommend taking a shower, washing your hands? Your spawn ratio is a bit high but that's preference i guess. 1.5/1 is plenty IMO.  You should at least recommend the correct spectrum of light (6500k). Any spray bottle will work pretty much but not needed untill after first flush, unless your doing it wrong. You should give more info on agar and links to it as it is so important and beneficial. You don't go into much detail about how to inoculate anything whether its ms to grain or agar or g2g. You just say do it. A noob will fail miserably at this step without the proper guidance.

So newbs if you want a good guide to get started growing monotubs check this http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19792837
and come back to this page when you need to figure out where to get your supplies and how much it will be. Also There is some good info here as well and should be viewed as another man's way of doing itbut as a for all noob tek, NO. There is much more i didn't list in the tek that can lead many noobs astray. oh yeah thought of another. You say it should be set and forget but then you say mist and fan 2 times a day. that's how a SGFC is dealt with well maybe another misting too. Monotubs create their own humidity and natural evaporation to create wonderful pinsets when dialed in correctly. Yes it can help if you don't have air circulation or your tub is too dry for some reason, but should not be recommended as a practice for monotubs. Thjat's not what they are designed for. That should be stressed here. I may be back for more so stay tuned......:pipesmoke:


This is all based off of your personal experience...Most of this has nothing to do with getting actual results.

1. RR teks for WBS works fine for me. 6+3=9 and so does 5+4. Your method isn't always the correct one, try to see things from other people's point of view.
2.Yea I should have linked an SAB tek, but they are easy to find so I didn't.
3. I know you shouldn't have to, I said sometimes you may have to.. And you should always properly pasteurize everything if you have time..
4. Foil isn't needed, I've never used foil ontop of my jars. I've never sanded down my lids either, I just take scissors and cut off the excess (which I would assume would be common sense to most)
5. I know I shouldn't recommended doing sterile work in a bathroom, I was simply demonstrating that with the right sterile techniques, it shouldn't matter where you are working.
6. Taking a shower and washing your hands isn't needed even in the slightest...I've gone out for a 3 hour bike ride and come back to work on petri dishes in my bathroom. Having no issues.
7. Lighting isn't all that important...Lighting spectrum isn't needed either. Check out Hippiechicks grows if you think that I am wrong..She uses an overhead ceiling light and gets 21000g flushes.
8. I already stated that you shouldn't have to water your tubs, but sometimes might have to.
9.Agar is more advance and only people with a genuine intrest in cultivation should take it up. This is a tek for noobs, not advanced growers.
10. Inoculation process shouldn't be that difficult.. I did explain what to do, flame sterilize your needle every time... or your scalpal..Its pretty simple.

As for having the same pressure cooker and doing things differently. Congrats. I was simply showing people how I use my pressure cooker and what my results are. Your way is no more better than mine. Doing things your way have also shown to have an increased contamination rate and cracked jar rate. I like doing things my way, I don't really need to be doing 20 jars at a time, 14 is perfect for me.

So if you are done giving your personal opinion based on arbitrary results and hijacking my thread to link other people's, I would like to move on.

I stated that this is a tek for Newbs, meaning people who are just starting and want to see some results.

I didn't say that this is an advance tek for experienced growers guaranteed to give you a 10lb flush for you first go around. Most people are happy if they get an ounce for their first go.

This is a simple tek, based on giving simple instructions, to in turn receive simple results.

NOTHING MORE. I do however appreciate the input, and I will go back to look at my tek to see what I feel needs improving.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
azur said:
spacechildo said:
well, I have to disagree. on both aspects.

syringe to cake seems to have some magic thing going where it does not contam.
syringe to grain on the other hand.. not so much.

and if you complain about yields you're doing something wrong.
The SE is filled with good tips on how to get max out of cakes. "fahtster". look him up!


Listen to what he's saying.
I quit cakes a decade ago. But I had some impressive shit a time or two. And fahster, his cakes destroy most noobs jman420's tubs.
Where you be OP?


I have a life...I like to hang out with my friends and my GF.. I like to get out and ride my bike for hours a day...I actually have a life that involves  enjoying it and helping others...Unlike cocky douche bags like you.

Anyway to shut you the hell up again.



Not even isolated...Take from the first cloned petri dish and put into fruiting. Eat it.



New stuff coming in.

Anyways I'm ignorning all the trolls now and just letting my results speak for themself.


Looking good.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: azur]
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i love this pic porn

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: azur]
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azur said:
Looking good.


Look at you, being nice.

TBH I'd call it looking okay, at best.  :shrug:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
5. I know I shouldn't recommended doing sterile work in a bathroom, I was simply demonstrating that with the right sterile techniques, it shouldn't matter where you are working.
6. Taking a shower and washing your hands isn't needed even in the slightest...


Why would you even say that?

Quote:
7. Lighting isn't all that important...Lighting spectrum isn't needed either.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: wowimflabbergasted]
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wowimflabbergasted said:
Jman420 said:
5. I know I shouldn't recommended doing sterile work in a bathroom, I was simply demonstrating that with the right sterile techniques, it shouldn't matter where you are working.
6. Taking a shower and washing your hands isn't needed even in the slightest...


Why would you even say that?

Quote:
7. Lighting isn't all that important...Lighting spectrum isn't needed either.


:confused:



1. I don't wash my hands or shower before sterile work, personally.  The gloves I have are elbow length and I rinse them in iso, so no part of my body ever goes in the SAB, and I work pretty quick.  :shrug:  That said I would never tell anyone else not to wash their hands because I can't know their situations or techniques.  It certainly does help, so saying it's not needed in the slightest is farce.

2. Lighting is ALL that important, and spectrum is the most important factor of all.


So yeah:  :confused:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
azur said:
spacechildo said:
well, I have to disagree. on both aspects.

syringe to cake seems to have some magic thing going where it does not contam.
syringe to grain on the other hand.. not so much.

and if you complain about yields you're doing something wrong.
The SE is filled with good tips on how to get max out of cakes. "fahtster". look him up!


Listen to what he's saying.
I quit cakes a decade ago. But I had some impressive shit a time or two. And fahster, his cakes destroy most noobs jman420's tubs.
Where you be OP?


I actually have a life that involves  enjoying it and helping others...Unlike cocky douche bags like you.





Anyway to shut you the hell up again.




Eat it.



Anyways I'm ignorning all the trolls now


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: spacechildo]
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DAYMN.  Someone riding a high horse with one good flush.  You are propagating not only bad growing skills, bud just bad life skills.  people SHOULD WASH THEIR HANDS REGULARLY.  Regardless.  I wash my hands like 8-9 times a day just because i don't want to transfer crap from everything I touch to everything else I touch.  I get free betadine surgical wash so I use that.  Germicidal and virucidal.

You can do shit in a bathroom, :knowwhatnevermind:  I think it has been clear this is not a good tek to follow.  You got one mediocre flush and are BAMMIN it like you are emmril. Its ok, I remember when i had my first beer. 

ALSO, I have 2 of those 23 qt prestos, AND THEY SUCK FUCKING COCK.  Never EVER recommend a presto to ANYONE except as a "well if you can't afford a good pc, this will work".  They are the cheapest, shittiest pc of the lowest quality construction and add on the fact that with regular use you will go thru rings and seals every 6 mos or so, and they are barely fit to do grandmas canning once a year. 


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: MastaBlastar]
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I have done 100's of open air grain jars with a fail rate of less than 5%. Used lots of rubbing alcohol and paper towels though.

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: MastaBlastar]
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MastaBlastar said:
DAYMN.  Someone riding a high horse with one good flush.  You are propagating not only bad growing skills, bud just bad life skills.  people SHOULD WASH THEIR HANDS REGULARLY.  Regardless.  I wash my hands like 8-9 times a day just because i don't want to transfer crap from everything I touch to everything else I touch.  I get free betadine surgical wash so I use that.  Germicidal and virucidal.

You can do shit in a bathroom, :knowwhatnevermind:  I think it has been clear this is not a good tek to follow.  You got one mediocre flush and are BAMMIN it like you are emmril. Its ok, I remember when i had my first beer. 

ALSO, I have 2 of those 23 qt prestos, AND THEY SUCK FUCKING COCK.  Never EVER recommend a presto to ANYONE except as a "well if you can't afford a good pc, this will work".  They are the cheapest, shittiest pc of the lowest quality construction and add on the fact that with regular use you will go thru rings and seals every 6 mos or so, and they are barely fit to do grandmas canning once a year. 



I personally loved my  23q presto when I had one.

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: MastaBlastar]
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MastaBlastar said:
DAYMN.  Someone riding a high horse with one good flush.  You are propagating not only bad growing skills, bud just bad life skills.  people SHOULD WASH THEIR HANDS REGULARLY.  Regardless.  I wash my hands like 8-9 times a day just because i don't want to transfer crap from everything I touch to everything else I touch.  I get free betadine surgical wash so I use that.  Germicidal and virucidal.

You can do shit in a bathroom, :knowwhatnevermind:  I think it has been clear this is not a good tek to follow.  You got one mediocre flush and are BAMMIN it like you are emmril. Its ok, I remember when i had my first beer.


Right, way to judge what I do and say based off this.. I've done lots in the past that a lot of you noobs seem to be forgetting. I have many threads with previous work just without pics because I had to get rid of everything. Anyways as I said, stick around and what the rest of my tubs flush out. This isn't my first "good" flush lol.:lmafo:

Yippie more trolls.

Yea yea you should wash your hands all the time sure.. I'm a very clean personal overall..More people acting like they know my life. Thats not the fucking point here.

The point is, if you are using an SAB with gloves and alcohol and disinfectant spray, you don't need to take a shower or wash your hands or be in a completely sterile environment with a flow hood running.

I finally had one contaminated jar last night, Ill give you that.:thumbup: The first one I've seen in like 8 months :lmafo:


I was posting the pics because he was saying I never had a good flush.

And yea that one could and would be better if my brother wasn't fucking around with the thermostat the past few days. I've come into my closet twice with the temp being 88degrees+ and I'm honestly surprised I have any results to show. I'm surprised everything didn't die when he left the heat on instead of the AC.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: blackdust]
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:crazy2:
Though you may not need to shower, you should. You don't need to wipe your ass if you shit just before a shower, you should still wipe.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: azur]
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azur said:
:crazy2:
Though you may not need to shower, you should. You don't need to wipe your ass if you shit just before a shower, you should still wipe.


Agreed, but I don't like to waste water.

Also to all of those who really think lighting is that important, its not... at all, Sure you need and should have lights, but anything past that is a bunch of hoobla, personal preference.

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5545848#5545848


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
The point is, if you are using an SAB with gloves and alcohol and disinfectant spray, you don't need to take a shower or wash your hands or be in a completely sterile environment with a flow hood running.




The point is you shouldn't be advising shitty sterile technique in a "Noob Tek". And just because 1 persons grow was amazing without proper lighting doesn't prove shit.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: wowimflabbergasted]
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wowimflabbergasted said:
Jman420 said:
The point is, if you are using an SAB with gloves and alcohol and disinfectant spray, you don't need to take a shower or wash your hands or be in a completely sterile environment with a flow hood running.




The point is you shouldn't be advising shitty sterile technique in a "Noob Tek". And just because 1 persons grow was amazing without proper lighting doesn't prove shit.


Right... a 22k flush doesn't prove shit...as if she hasn't done it more than once...as if she is the only one alone who doesn't use "proper lighting".

Again its not shitty sterile techniques if it works.. Its all about personal preference and results.

My results say otherwise to it being shitty. If people find that doing it my way doesn't work for them, I'm sure they are more then capable of taking a shower and setting up their work space in a closet instead of a bathroom.

AGAIN THAT WASN'T THE POINT. If you don't have enough common sense to not work in your bathroom if you have the space to do so, then you shouldn't be growing in the first place.

I am limited on space and my bathroom works perfect for me.:thumbup:

Edit: Also she is not just a/one person, Hippiechick is a TC and has a lot more credibility then what half the noobs have posted here on lighting and other hoobla.

Edited by Jman420 (08/17/14 02:26 PM)

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
Also to all of those who really think lighting is that important, its not... at all, Sure you need and should have lights, but anything past that is a bunch of hoobla, personal preference.



"Sure you need it and should have it, but it's not important" is what I got from that.

Which is still wrong.

Have you considered joining Mycotopia?  They might buy into this stuff over there.
I think it would really help you find the ego boost you're looking for.

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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I have done 10 bulk tubs at the same time for my first go. Half the tubs failed (I like b/c the substrate was not properly cooked) and the other 5 produced over 5lbs together. I have also done 100+ stone jars and only 3 went bad.

:themoreyouknow:

All in open air work. Like I said, the fails were due to the sub not being properly cooked.

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: blackdust]
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Please don't be like this guy and try to say that because something works for you that it's a good idea or other people should do it. 

I bet you would still get better results if you didn't do it in open air.  :shrug:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Inocuole]
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HippieChick got busted a few years back. Then "she" signed on a few months ago. Be wary.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: azur]
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azur said:
HippieChick got busted a few years back. Then "she" signed on a few months ago. Be wary.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Inocuole]
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Inocuole said:
Please don't be like this guy and try to say that because something works for you that it's a good idea or other people should do it. 

I bet you would still get better results if you didn't do it in open air.  :shrug:


More people who act like their shit doesn't stink...

Everyone has their own way of doing things and not everyone has the same resources.

Stop saying my work is faulty when clearly my results are showing that its not.

This is all a matter of personal opinion and arbitrary results. There is no 100% correct way to cultivate mushrooms, because as stated above, not everyone has all the exact same resources! If you think there is, then you are a fool.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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There's a best way to cultivate mushrooms.

There are precautions you can take, and you're saying that no, you don't have to take them if you don't want.  You're not the one combating the ridiculous shit people post here every day, so don't contribute to it and then expect us to congratulate you.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: azur]
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azur said:
HippieChick got busted a few years back. Then "she" signed on a few months ago. Be wary.


Good to know, ty :thumbup:

Though I honestly haven't keep up with her in a couple years, I was just referring her work that I remember.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Inocuole]
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Inocuole said:
There's a best way to cultivate mushrooms.

There are precautions you can take, and you're saying that no, you don't have to take them if you don't want.  You're not the one combating the ridiculous shit people post here every day, so don't contribute to it and then expect us to congratulate you.


I never said DO NOT TAKE A SHOWER AND DO NOT WASH YOUR HANDS.. Where are you getting this bad info? I simply said you don't have to if you are doing everything the right way.

I'm sorry if my house isn't as dirty as your and I'm sorry that I like to keep my bathroom clean. But I don't to take all these extra precautions that are just wasting water to get the same results I would get anyway.

Edit : I'm not looking for any congratulations or approval, my intent from the get go was to help the new people who were just starting in this hobby and didn't want to search all over gods creation for out-dated or bad information.

All of my info is pretty damn spot on and I use a lot of good references to back it. Sure I do things a bit differently, but my overall results are similar. As I've said like 10 times already, this isn't a tek on how to grow 10lbs dry for your first try.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Okay you're twisting this around and it's getting old.  I said in an earlier post that I don't shower prior either.  That's besides the point but I'm also not creating a thread labeled as a "tek" and then saying, from an influential position as the author of said "tek" that you don't have to do that shit.  Just leave it out, just don't say anything about it if you're going to glamorize cutting corners.

Let people make their own mistakes as a direct choice to deviate from proper procedure, not because they read it and it sounded legit from the get go.

If you don't understand why that's a problem then I can't help you understand.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Inocuole]
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Inocuole said:
Okay you're twisting this around and it's getting old.  I said in an earlier post that I don't shower prior either.  That's besides the point but I'm also not creating a thread labeled as a "tek" and then saying, from an influential position as the author of said "tek" that you don't have to do that shit.  Just leave it out, just don't say anything about it if you're going to glamorize cutting corners.

Let people make their own mistakes as a direct choice to deviate from proper procedure, not because they read it and it sounded legit from the get go.

If you don't understand why that's a problem then I can't help you understand.



I wouldn't be bringing it up if others didn't :facepalm:

I'm not going to let others fill this with information that isn't true/needed to yet again swaying the opinions of how people should go about things, thats why I was saying what I said.

Edited by Jman420 (08/17/14 02:54 PM)

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Okay but I didn't attack you about that, I realize you're on the defensive and for good reason, but I'm really just trying to help share a perspective.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Inocuole]
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Inocuole said:
Okay but I didn't attack you about that, I realize you're on the defensive and for good reason, but I'm really just trying to help share a perspective.


You were talking about lighting..

What I was getting at is that people are saying you need a specific spectrum/yata yata which isn't true at all.

What I meant to say was, sure you need lights but this isn't like growing marijuana where your plants need different lighting spectrums for budding and vegetation. Its mushrooms, they grow in caves.. Lighting is all personal preference and I have seen amazing results come from both sides.  I was just demonstrating what lights I use and how effective they are.

Edit : Yea sorry. I've been in defensive mode for a while now. Trying to tone it down:thumbup:

My overall point is all of these people keep dropping in throwing in their arbitrary opinions based on their experience. From my experience and couple of years of growing, My tek is what I have come up with and it seems to work great for me.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Thats correct. Not everybody has the $ on all the best equipment. I am letting people know that cutting corners or resources can still bear fruits. Many fruits. Fuck, bet could still get results without a pc.

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: blackdust]
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blackdust said:
Thats correct. Not everybody has the $ on all the best equipment. I am letting people know that cutting corners or resources can still bear fruits. Many fruits. Fuck, bet could still get results without a pc.


True dat, not every has the money and even people who do have money still don't always have access to all the same resources you do. :thumbup:

My tek was designed to show people what works for me and how much it cost. It was designed to be simple and to the point to where people can bear results without wasting all of their effort and time. It was designed to show people how to get a couple ounces for their work rather than a couple grams, which is what I see a lot of.

So forgive me if I come off as an asshole when other people are telling me what to do and how to go about doing it.

I'm simply trying to help those of us who are less fortunate.:grin:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Who is talking about money? All we're trying to say is don't teach noobs they don't have to wash their hands...that's ridiculous. Sure, it may work for you, okay, but it's not something you want to pass onto others in a tek. BE AS CLEAN & STERILE AS POSSIBLE. Why teach cutting corners and half assing shit?

I'm not directly attacking you jman, and I believe this all works for you, but it's not good practice :thumbdown:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: blackdust]
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blackdust said:
MastaBlastar said:
DAYMN.  Someone riding a high horse with one good flush.  You are propagating not only bad growing skills, bud just bad life skills.  people SHOULD WASH THEIR HANDS REGULARLY.  Regardless.  I wash my hands like 8-9 times a day just because i don't want to transfer crap from everything I touch to everything else I touch.  I get free betadine surgical wash so I use that.  Germicidal and virucidal.

You can do shit in a bathroom, :knowwhatnevermind:  I think it has been clear this is not a good tek to follow.  You got one mediocre flush and are BAMMIN it like you are emmril. Its ok, I remember when i had my first beer. 

ALSO, I have 2 of those 23 qt prestos, AND THEY SUCK FUCKING COCK.  Never EVER recommend a presto to ANYONE except as a "well if you can't afford a good pc, this will work".  They are the cheapest, shittiest pc of the lowest quality construction and add on the fact that with regular use you will go thru rings and seals every 6 mos or so, and they are barely fit to do grandmas canning once a year. 



I personally loved my  23q presto when I had one.

:dudewtf:


They are pieces of shit.  If you look at them, they are poorly made and are full of all sorts of anomalies, hence why they use gaskets.  They cannot machine them well enough to have a metal on metal seal.  They warp, the handles suck, I have gone thru 2 gauges on one, no idea why.  I do absolutely nothing different and 2 have just broken.  They are made in the USA, but they are CHINA quality.  The gaskets wear out and eventually no matter what they atart to leak because the whole pot warps.  Is that enough reason?  Sure they work, but I would never be like "hey get one of these, they are awesome."

And JMAn I am sure its not your first good flush, but I have seen no images of any "good" flushes in any of the pics you have posted, the one you have shown being the first ok one of the lot.  A GOOD flush is a FULL canopy BEFORE they start to spore out (i harvest before the veil tears) with MINMAL OR NO ABORTS. If you can accomplish those 3 conditions, then snap a pic and post it as a good flush.  Also, you lack of good flushes COULD be the result of bac which COULD be a result of not washing your fucking hands.  I mean you transfer whatever is on your hands to the gloves you are putting on, I don't care how neatly you do it.  Washing your hands removes the vast majority of those contaminants.  its all about a numbers game and you are not giving good advice.  You should encourage hand washing at all steps, not a blase approach of "eeeeagh, hand washing is not needed, its all kosher.  I get sweaty as fuck and then come in and nock up some jars."  Unless this is the bike you ride.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: wowimflabbergasted]
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wowimflabbergasted said:
Who is talking about money? All we're trying to say is don't teach noobs they don't have to wash their hands...that's ridiculous. Sure, it may work for you, okay, but it's not something you want to pass onto others in a tek. BE AS CLEAN & STERILE AS POSSIBLE. Why teach cutting corners and half assing shit?

I'm not directly attacking you jman, and I believe this all works for you, but it's not good practice :thumbdown:


I dunno man, I get what you are say..Btw I never said don't I just said you don't/shouldn't always have to.

But after 2 years of growing I've come to realize that a lot of these things are needed. I save more money in the long run by doing things my way and I still produce great results.

Lets not kid ourselves here, most people get rid of their fruits, if you know what I mean, and whats the point of having a 10lb flush if you are just going to sit on it forever/until it goes bad?

I'm just showing people that they don't need to waste extra time and money if they feel they don't have to. If people want to be super clean, cool.

Overall I've learned that I will have to go back and add somethings into my tek to clear up confusion.

All the input has been rather helpful, whether they be attacks or not.


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Re: New Moron Tek - Stay away! [Re: Jman420]
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new noob tek: u shouldnt pc for 90 mins I PC for 50min AND HAVE MUSHROOM EVERYTHING IS PERFECT I even have 5 flush you should do it!


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: MastaBlastar]
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Are you using the petroleum jelly around the seals with each use?

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: MastaBlastar]
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MastaBlastar said:
blackdust said:
MastaBlastar said:
DAYMN.  Someone riding a high horse with one good flush.  You are propagating not only bad growing skills, bud just bad life skills.  people SHOULD WASH THEIR HANDS REGULARLY.  Regardless.  I wash my hands like 8-9 times a day just because i don't want to transfer crap from everything I touch to everything else I touch.  I get free betadine surgical wash so I use that.  Germicidal and virucidal.

You can do shit in a bathroom, :knowwhatnevermind:  I think it has been clear this is not a good tek to follow.  You got one mediocre flush and are BAMMIN it like you are emmril. Its ok, I remember when i had my first beer. 

ALSO, I have 2 of those 23 qt prestos, AND THEY SUCK FUCKING COCK.  Never EVER recommend a presto to ANYONE except as a "well if you can't afford a good pc, this will work".  They are the cheapest, shittiest pc of the lowest quality construction and add on the fact that with regular use you will go thru rings and seals every 6 mos or so, and they are barely fit to do grandmas canning once a year. 



I personally loved my  23q presto when I had one.

:dudewtf:


They are pieces of shit.  If you look at them, they are poorly made and are full of all sorts of anomalies, hence why they use gaskets.  They cannot machine them well enough to have a metal on metal seal.  They warp, the handles suck, I have gone thru 2 gauges on one, no idea why.  I do absolutely nothing different and 2 have just broken.  They are made in the USA, but they are CHINA quality.  The gaskets wear out and eventually no matter what they atart to leak because the whole pot warps.  Is that enough reason?  Sure they work, but I would never be like "hey get one of these, they are awesome."

And JMAn I am sure its not your first good flush, but I have seen no images of any "good" flushes in any of the pics you have posted, the one you have shown being the first ok one of the lot.  A GOOD flush is a FULL canopy BEFORE they start to spore out (i harvest before the veil tears) with MINMAL OR NO ABORTS. If you can accomplish those 3 conditions, then snap a pic and post it as a good flush.  Also, you lack of good flushes COULD be the result of bac which COULD be a result of not washing your fucking hands.  I mean you transfer whatever is on your hands to the gloves you are putting on, I don't care how neatly you do it.  Washing your hands removes the vast majority of those contaminants.  its all about a numbers game and you are not giving good advice.  You should encourage hand washing at all steps, not a blase approach of "eeeeagh, hand washing is not needed, its all kosher.  I get sweaty as fuck and then come in and nock up some jars."  Unless this is the bike you ride.



Ugh, another noob who thinks they know everything based on a couple of posts...

Ok for the clueless noob just tuning in. I will break this down for you like the others.

1 The pressure cookers are awesome, I've been using the same 2 pressure cookers for 2 years now without a problem.. Maybe yours is user error?

2.Duh you haven't seen any "good" images if you are comparing me to like Frank. Thats because I don't have any current pictures. That is also because I am work with 5 brand new cultures that aren't even close to being full isolated, so you probably won't see any "canopies" for another month or so.

3.You are an idiot if you think I dont wash my hands after a long ride. I don't take a shower all the time because it is not needed. You are just wasting water.

4. Don't act like you know my life based on what has been said.

5. I haven't had a contaminated tub in months so I don't know where the fuck you got that information..



My bike is worth more than your car kid. Now piss off please if you don't have anything intelligent to contribute.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: blackdust]
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What's the difference between saying, "You don't have to wash your hands" vs "You don't always have to wash your hands"? Pick and choose? Come on bud, how do you waste money washing your hands?


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: blackdust]
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Yes.  They are crappy PC's.  AA are waaaaaaaaay better.  I would rather pay 240 for a 23 qt AA than 79 for a 23 qt presto.  Never have to buy another AA that's for sure.  They should have put indiana jones in a hug AA PC instead of a fridge, at least then it would be believable.


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Re: New Moron Tek - Stay away! [Re: spacechildo]
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spacechildo said:
new noob tek: u shouldnt pc for 90 mins I PC for 50min AND HAVE MUSHROOM EVERYTHING IS PERFECT I even have 5 flush you should do it!


Again more opinions based on arbitrary results.

What works for you may not work for others.. To tell people to be less sterile than more sterile is a horrible idea...Why would you mention something like this?


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: wowimflabbergasted]
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wowimflabbergasted said:
What's the difference between saying, "You don't have to wash your hands" vs "You don't always have to wash your hands"? Pick and choose? Come on bud, how do you waste money washing your hands?


Well if you live in an Earthship...and you are limited on the amount of water you have...You kind of like to conserve water everywhere you can... I am currently saving up my money to buy one and I am putting myself into the habbits that I plan on using once I move into it.

This is my only answer for you.:shrug:


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Re: New Moron Tek - Stay away! [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
spacechildo said:
new noob tek: u shouldnt pc for 90 mins I PC for 50min AND HAVE MUSHROOM EVERYTHING IS PERFECT I even have 5 flush you should do it!


Again more opinions based on arbitrary results.

What works for you may not work for others.. To tell people to be less sterile than more sterile is a horrible idea...Why would you mention something like this?


well take a guess!


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Re: New Moron Tek - Stay away! [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
spacechildo said:
new noob tek: u shouldnt pc for 90 mins I PC for 50min AND HAVE MUSHROOM EVERYTHING IS PERFECT I even have 5 flush you should do it!


To tell people to be less sterile than more sterile is a horrible idea...Why would you mention something like this?


:blowmybrainsout:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: MastaBlastar]
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MastaBlastar said:
Yes.  They are crappy PC's.  AA are waaaaaaaaay better.  I would rather pay 240 for a 23 qt AA than 79 for a 23 qt presto.  Never have to buy another AA that's for sure.  They should have put indiana jones in a hug AA PC instead of a fridge, at least then it would be believable.


Kid, you can pay that much for 3 of my pcs and if you know how to use them properly you wouldnt have the issues you are having. 

I'VE BEEN USING THESE PC's FOR 2 YEARS WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS. Total $160
Not everyone has money like you or even wants to spend that much... $480 for 2 AA pcs.. ridiculous.. I could get 6 of mine for that same costs..


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Re: New Moron Tek - Stay away! [Re: wowimflabbergasted]
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wowimflabbergasted said:
Jman420 said:
spacechildo said:
new noob tek: u shouldnt pc for 90 mins I PC for 50min AND HAVE MUSHROOM EVERYTHING IS PERFECT I even have 5 flush you should do it!


To tell people to be less sterile than more sterile is a horrible idea...Why would you mention something like this?


:blowmybrainsout:


Lol it was sarcasm dude... sucks you cannot tell tone in text.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
MastaBlastar said:
blackdust said:
MastaBlastar said:
DAYMN.  Someone riding a high horse with one good flush.  You are propagating not only bad growing skills, bud just bad life skills.  people SHOULD WASH THEIR HANDS REGULARLY.  Regardless.  I wash my hands like 8-9 times a day just because i don't want to transfer crap from everything I touch to everything else I touch.  I get free betadine surgical wash so I use that.  Germicidal and virucidal.

You can do shit in a bathroom, :knowwhatnevermind:  I think it has been clear this is not a good tek to follow.  You got one mediocre flush and are BAMMIN it like you are emmril. Its ok, I remember when i had my first beer. 

ALSO, I have 2 of those 23 qt prestos, AND THEY SUCK FUCKING COCK.  Never EVER recommend a presto to ANYONE except as a "well if you can't afford a good pc, this will work".  They are the cheapest, shittiest pc of the lowest quality construction and add on the fact that with regular use you will go thru rings and seals every 6 mos or so, and they are barely fit to do grandmas canning once a year. 



I personally loved my  23q presto when I had one.

:dudewtf:


They are pieces of shit.  If you look at them, they are poorly made and are full of all sorts of anomalies, hence why they use gaskets.  They cannot machine them well enough to have a metal on metal seal.  They warp, the handles suck, I have gone thru 2 gauges on one, no idea why.  I do absolutely nothing different and 2 have just broken.  They are made in the USA, but they are CHINA quality.  The gaskets wear out and eventually no matter what they atart to leak because the whole pot warps.  Is that enough reason?  Sure they work, but I would never be like "hey get one of these, they are awesome."

And JMAn I am sure its not your first good flush, but I have seen no images of any "good" flushes in any of the pics you have posted, the one you have shown being the first ok one of the lot.  A GOOD flush is a FULL canopy BEFORE they start to spore out (i harvest before the veil tears) with MINMAL OR NO ABORTS. If you can accomplish those 3 conditions, then snap a pic and post it as a good flush.  Also, you lack of good flushes COULD be the result of bac which COULD be a result of not washing your fucking hands.  I mean you transfer whatever is on your hands to the gloves you are putting on, I don't care how neatly you do it.  Washing your hands removes the vast majority of those contaminants.  its all about a numbers game and you are not giving good advice.  You should encourage hand washing at all steps, not a blase approach of "eeeeagh, hand washing is not needed, its all kosher.  I get sweaty as fuck and then come in and nock up some jars."  Unless this is the bike you ride.



Ugh, another noob who thinks they know everything based on a couple of posts...

Ok for the clueless noob just tuning in. I will break this down for you like the others.

1 The pressure cookers are awesome, I've been using the same 2 pressure cookers for 2 years now without a problem.. Maybe yours is user error?

2.Duh you haven't seen any "good" images if you are comparing me to like Frank. Thats because I don't have any current pictures. That is also because I am work with 5 brand new cultures that aren't even close to being full isolated, so you probably won't see any "canopies" for another month or so.

3.You are an idiot if you think I dont wash my hands after a long ride. I don't take a shower all the time because it is not needed. You are just wasting water.

4. Don't act like you know my life based on what has been said.

5. I haven't had a contaminated tub in months so I don't know where the fuck you got that information..



My bike is worth more than your car kid. Now piss off please if you don't have anything intelligent to contribute.


That bike sucks.  Here is mine.    Shit my tires cost more than your bike.  But all dick measuring aside, your OP
(or second post) pretty much said you do not need to worry about cleaning yourself off after coming inside riding a bike for 3 hours.  This is moronic and you should not spread garbage like this.  Getmadbro and call me a noob, good for you.  At least I learned in kindergarten to wash mu hands like a big boy.  I just think you should change the shitstains in you "tek" bhefore noobs actually come see it and there are 100s of posts of people asking why they are failing.  Name it after you, do not put it out for noobs to use.


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Jman420 said:
MastaBlastar said:
Yes.  They are crappy PC's.  AA are waaaaaaaaay better.  I would rather pay 240 for a 23 qt AA than 79 for a 23 qt presto.  Never have to buy another AA that's for sure.  They should have put indiana jones in a hug AA PC instead of a fridge, at least then it would be believable.


Kid, you can pay that much for 3 of my pcs and if you know how to use them properly you wouldnt have the issues you are having. 

I'VE BEEN USING THESE PC's FOR 2 YEARS WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS. Total $160
Not everyone has money like you or even wants to spend that much... $480 for 2 AA pcs.. ridiculous.. I could get 6 of mine for that same costs..


Have you ever noticed how this younger generation tries to call people "kid" as some form of slight?  i don't get it.  I am not a kid by any means, and am just kinda confused when you type this thinking you are talking about someone else.  i bet you are from california.


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Rofl okay... Sorry I like to be active not a fatass.. I could buy one of those if I wanted to, But I don't care for something like that. My life doesn't concern you and if anything your ATV at best is twice the cost of my MTB. Gj bro, such a badass.
You know my life so well. :thumbup:


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MastaBlastar said:
Jman420 said:
MastaBlastar said:
Yes.  They are crappy PC's.  AA are waaaaaaaaay better.  I would rather pay 240 for a 23 qt AA than 79 for a 23 qt presto.  Never have to buy another AA that's for sure.  They should have put indiana jones in a hug AA PC instead of a fridge, at least then it would be believable.


Kid, you can pay that much for 3 of my pcs and if you know how to use them properly you wouldnt have the issues you are having. 

I'VE BEEN USING THESE PC's FOR 2 YEARS WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS. Total $160
Not everyone has money like you or even wants to spend that much... $480 for 2 AA pcs.. ridiculous.. I could get 6 of mine for that same costs..


Have you ever noticed how this younger generation tries to call people "kid" as some form of slight?  i don't get it.  I am not a kid by any means, and am just kinda confused when you type this thinking you are talking about someone else.  i bet you are from california.


Its more of a reference to the way you act, not your age.. No CA sucks.


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Jman420 said:
MastaBlastar said:
Yes.  They are crappy PC's.  AA are waaaaaaaaay better.  I would rather pay 240 for a 23 qt AA than 79 for a 23 qt presto.  Never have to buy another AA that's for sure.  They should have put indiana jones in a hug AA PC instead of a fridge, at least then it would be believable.


Kid, you can pay that much for 3 of my pcs and if you know how to use them properly you wouldnt have the issues you are having. 

I'VE BEEN USING THESE PC's FOR 2 YEARS WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS. Total $160
Not everyone has money like you or even wants to spend that much... $480 for 2 AA pcs.. ridiculous.. I could get 6 of mine for that same costs..


I live by the life philosophy of "you get what you pay for".  it serves me well. I used to work in a machine shop as a machinist and I know crap when i see it.  Presto, is crap.  That is all there is to it.  I bet the companies ammo is junk too.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: MastaBlastar]
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MastaBlastar said:
Jman420 said:
MastaBlastar said:
Yes.  They are crappy PC's.  AA are waaaaaaaaay better.  I would rather pay 240 for a 23 qt AA than 79 for a 23 qt presto.  Never have to buy another AA that's for sure.  They should have put indiana jones in a hug AA PC instead of a fridge, at least then it would be believable.


Kid, you can pay that much for 3 of my pcs and if you know how to use them properly you wouldnt have the issues you are having. 

I'VE BEEN USING THESE PC's FOR 2 YEARS WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS. Total $160
Not everyone has money like you or even wants to spend that much... $480 for 2 AA pcs.. ridiculous.. I could get 6 of mine for that same costs..


I live by the life philosophy of "you get what you pay for".  it serves me well. I used to work in a machine shop as a machinist and I know crap when i see it.  Presto, is crap.  That is all there is to it.  I bet the companies ammo is junk too.


You forgot to say, "My opinion is that Presto is crap." Because it sure as hell isn't a fact.

When the noobs come flooding in asking why they are failing I will be asking them if it is user error..

I live by the philosophy of, if it works no need to fix it.

American mentality is awesome, because I have money I am going to blow it! Yea! When I could be investing  in something like gold or silver or buying something important like food..Because you know, fiat currency will only be around for at best the next 5 years.


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Jman420 said:
Rofl okay... Sorry I like to be active not a fatass.. I could buy one of those if I wanted to, But I don't care for something like that. My life doesn't concern you and if anything your ATV at best is twice the cost of my MTB. Gj bro, such a badass.
You know my life so well. :thumbup:


No, I don't, but you are the one who called me a "kid" and said "my bike is worth more than your car" which it is, as I own a truck.  You obviously have never 4 wheeled like a man.  Throwing around a 700 lb quad is no easy feat on extreme trails.  I also ran cross country and wrestled from the 6th grade to senior year in HS, and exercise regularly since it has been many a year since HS.  I can run a 6 mi mile.  So since you are the one who is passing all the judgement, maybe stop and alter you OP to reflect some of the advice people tried to give you rather than get mad and attack everyone who disagrees.:shrug:  No skin off my back, I know what I am doing so i don't need a "noob tek".


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Jman420 said:
MastaBlastar said:
Jman420 said:
MastaBlastar said:
Yes.  They are crappy PC's.  AA are waaaaaaaaay better.  I would rather pay 240 for a 23 qt AA than 79 for a 23 qt presto.  Never have to buy another AA that's for sure.  They should have put indiana jones in a hug AA PC instead of a fridge, at least then it would be believable.


Kid, you can pay that much for 3 of my pcs and if you know how to use them properly you wouldnt have the issues you are having. 

I'VE BEEN USING THESE PC's FOR 2 YEARS WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS. Total $160
Not everyone has money like you or even wants to spend that much... $480 for 2 AA pcs.. ridiculous.. I could get 6 of mine for that same costs..


I live by the life philosophy of "you get what you pay for".  it serves me well. I used to work in a machine shop as a machinist and I know crap when i see it.  Presto, is crap.  That is all there is to it.  I bet the companies ammo is junk too.


Your forgot to say, "My opinion is that Presto is crap." Because it sure as hell isn't a fact.

When the noobs come flooding in asking why they are failing I will asking them if it is user error..

I live by the philosophy of, if it works no need to fix it.

American mentality is awesome, because I have money I am going to blow it! Yea! When I could be investing  in something like gold or silver or buying something important like food..Because you know, fiat currency will only be around for at best the next 5 years.


kidding me?  WW3 will happen before the petro dollar dies.  I am not going to argue things like this with you here, i bet you think vaccines are the devil too.  Yes, its my opinion prestos suck, because they do.  And asking them (tho you will ASK)if its user error when there are erroneous steps is moronic.


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MastaBlastar said:
Jman420 said:
Rofl okay... Sorry I like to be active not a fatass.. I could buy one of those if I wanted to, But I don't care for something like that. My life doesn't concern you and if anything your ATV at best is twice the cost of my MTB. Gj bro, such a badass.
You know my life so well. :thumbup:


No, I don't, but you are the one who called me a "kid" and said "my bike is worth more than your car" which it is, as I own a truck.  You obviously have never 4 wheeled like a man.  Throwing around a 700 lb quad is no easy feat on extreme trails.  I also ran cross country and wrestled from the 6th grade to senior year in HS, and exercise regularly since it has been many a year since HS.  I can run a 6 mi mile.  So since you are the one who is passing all the judgement, maybe stop and alter you OP to reflect some of the advice people tried to give you rather than get mad and attack everyone who disagrees.:shrug:  No skin off my back, I know what I am doing so i don't need a "noob tek".


No I'm defending myself against people like you who think they know it all. You are the one who came out attacking my methods in a childish manner and you wonder why I said you are a kid and my bike is worth more than your car? Hmm

Cool, I hit up downhill trails and dirt mound parks/tracks all the damn time. I have lifts of 15feet+ and falls of 10feet+ Your ATV is a joke..

I already said I was going to fix my OP with the information that has been usefull and relevant.

No skin off mine either, your posts here are spam and have no relevance or anything worth while to contribute.. Simply a flaming troll like most others on this site.:thumbup:


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:whippedcreamhead: Bikes, ATV's, mile times, petrol dollars - what the fuck does this have to do with anything? Lol, good lord just wash your hands and use whatever pressure cooker you can afford.


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azur said:
:crazy2:
Though you may not need to shower, you should. You don't need to wipe your ass if you shit just before a shower, you should still wipe.


Your suppose to wipe your ass if you shit before youshower? WTF? Mamma never told me that!

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wowimflabbergasted said:
:whippedcreamhead: Bikes, ATV's, mile times, petrol dollars - what the fuck does this have to do with anything? Lol, good lord just wash your hands and use whatever pressure cooker you can afford.


Because I clearly have the bigger dick, are you not able to tell by my manlyness?
:dawerp:

But I agree with the wash your hands and PC part:thumbup:


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wowimflabbergasted said:
:whippedcreamhead: Bikes, ATV's, mile times, petrol dollars - what the fuck does this have to do with anything? Lol, good lord just wash your hands and use whatever pressure cooker you can afford.


wowimflabbergasted said:
:whippedcreamhead: Bikes, ATV's, mile times, petrol dollars - what the fuck does this have to do with anything? Lol, good lord just wash your hands and use whatever pressure cooker you can afford.


It was my fault I guess.  I was bringing up how jman rides his bike, gets sweaty, and doesn't wash his hands before doing whats supposed to be aseptic work.  I admit.  My bad.  Jman threw the second and 3rd punch.  By that time the dust cloud was going lol.  And I still use my prestos out of necessity, my AA 941 only holds so much.  Its a shitload.  But still finite.  Not pressurizing the whole thing to run agar. cost too much propane  and its a blazing hot metal barrel in my yard.  I just fucking hate my pinto prestos after the cadillac arrived.  Also, saying mountain biking is more extreme than advanced trail atv riding is a little asinine.  You may hit some sweet jumps, but not at 50 mph.  I am not trying to dog cycling, but dont insult atv riding like its for fat lazy people.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: MastaBlastar]
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My presto works great! I'm too cheep to buy an AA. Plus the fucking thing is so bignit would crash through my 1000.00 glass stove top. Ahh 1st world problems.

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I bought a propane turkey frier burner.


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I don't know what that is but it sounds redneckish.

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I just read this entire thread. Almost any word used by a noob in the search feature will likely show this thread. I feel bad for noobs because this is the type of thread that makes them think there is so much conflicting information and then they get lost.

Jman420 said:
Edit : I'm not looking for any congratulations or approval, my intent from the get go was to help the new people who were just starting in this hobby and didn't want to search all over gods creation for out-dated or bad information.



Your intentions are noble, but in my opinion miss the target. If you rename you're thread "My Grow Log", you may get less flack.

Your "tek" is nowhere near new, nor is it easy to follow by noobs.

Just as a writing critique, it bounces around too much and doesn't follow a straight line. I have a hard time following it and I'm fairly smart and experienced. At least that's what my mom says. The pieces and connections are kind of scattered around.

Only time will tell if you start getting responses from noobs saying things like "Thanks for posting this tek, I now know what to do" or "I've had great results following this tek, thx man" :shrug:

Also:

Jman420 said:
Need List : This is what your list should like like when you are ready to buy your materials.

1. Pressure Cooker $80
2. Synthetic Filter Discs $1.65ea, Tyvek sleeves $2
3. Coco Coir 6 Bricks for $35 & a combination mix $18 online, like $8 in store at Lowes(Perlite,Vermiculite)
4. Wild Bird Feed $7 20lb bag
5. Quart Mason Jars$16 online, $10 in store & Plastic lids $3
6. RTV Silicone $6.50 & Clear Silicone$20 online or $6.50 in store
7. Large plastic tub for SAB 1 in store is like $10-15, Zip ties $10, pipe plugs $10
8. 51 Quart tubs for spawning $10 ea
9. Polyfil $11
10. Duck Tape $5
11. 70% Alcohol $2 & Vinyl non-powdered gloves $5, Paper Towels $7
12. Flat Steam Strainers $10 and 4 oz mason jars $9, Foil $7, Trash Bags $10, Fan $15
13. Disinfectant spray $3
14. 2 Digital $15 ea or Meat thermometers $4 ea.
15. Drill with drill pieces and hole cutter $100+

Overall Total : $450

This total will get you started and keep you going for well up to 6 months depending on how much you plan on growing. I based this total for a grow of Five 51 quart tubs. :cool::thumbup:

Want List : These are things you should want that will help improve your grow tremendously! Add the Need List to this one.

16. Malt Extract Agar $14 or Potato Dextrose Agar $14
17. Scalpal and extra Blades $9
18. No Split and Half split Petri Dishes $6.50 for a pack of 20
19. Emergency Blanket $20 for a set of 4
20. Surgical Masks $6
21. Heat Lamp $9 and Proper Holder $15+
22. Mini Fridge $65
23. Extra Materials (I.E. Tubs, jars, lids, agar, birdfeed, Coir, etc)
24. Air Filter with 99.99% Filtration $90
25. 5 Gallon Buckets $6 in store

Overall Total : $300+ (Depending on Extra supplies bought)

Combined Total for Need/Want List : $750+

Hopefully it doesn't seem like a lot. Pretty much all of this can be found at Walmart with the exception of list items 1,2 and 3 and some exceptions on the Want List. :biggrin:


You have a lot of unneeded stuff and if I was a noob, I would be completely turned off from trying if I thought it would take $450 to get started.

Jman420 said:
The question you have to ask yourself is : Do I have the money to do this? How big do I want to grow? Will my overall profits equal more then $750?


I have a big problem with this. Talking about growing illegal substances with the intent to profit and/or sell is against the forum rules, brings unwanted attention, and goes against the purpose of this forum. I have reported it to the mods to see what they think.


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SpitballJedi said:
I have a big problem with this. Talking about growing illegal substances with the intent to profit and/or sell is against the forum rules, brings unwanted attention, and goes against the purpose of this forum. I have reported it to the mods to see what they think.


Good call, he has implied that one too many times in this thread so far.


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You cannot say that it is completely illegal. Because it is not, there are many places where it is and who is to say I was talking about monetary gains?:mad:

Do not assume please.

I appreciate the input but I like the way I have done things, and as I have already said, I will fix it up. I might rename it but it isn't completely a grow log. Its both.:thumbup:

Edit : I swear its like we have a bunch of democrat and republican nazis in here.

Learn the way of the libertarian and your life will be much better.:thumbup:

Edited by Jman420 (08/17/14 05:35 PM)

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Jman420 said:
You cannot say that it is completely illegal. Because it is not, there are many places where it is and who is to say I was talking about monetary gains?:mad:

Do not assume please.


It's not an assumption, its a pretty obvious interpretation of a clear statement.

I've read enough of your posts to know discussion will likely get nowhere. That's why I reported it instead of arguing about it first. If I'm wrong, the mods and/or rest of the community will let me know. End of discussion.


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Jman420 said:
Lets not kid ourselves here, most people get rid of their fruits, if you know what I mean


Oh I think we all know what you mean, and why you have so many tubs running, now that you've made it abundantly clear.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: SpitballJedi]
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SpitballJedi said:
Jman420 said:
You cannot say that it is completely illegal. Because it is not, there are many places where it is and who is to say I was talking about monetary gains?:mad:

Do not assume please.


It's not an assumption, its a pretty obvious interpretation of a clear statement.

I've read enough of your posts to know discussion will likely get nowhere. That's why I reported it instead of arguing about it first. If I'm wrong, the mods and/or rest of the community will let me know. End of discussion.


Cute cause yet again, you like most, assume you know my life and what I'm doing with it based on a few posts. My life doesn't concern you and I won't go on to explain what I mean by profits, because it means more then you think it does.

As I said, its not illegal everywhere...So the rules should have some flexibility when it comes to what we are talking about. Again not everything is about money.

Yea we will see what the mods have to say about it won't we? But just so you know, being a hypocrite never got anyone anywhere. :thumbup:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Inocuole]
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Inocuole said:
Jman420 said:
Lets not kid ourselves here, most people get rid of their fruits, if you know what I mean


Oh I think we all know what you mean, and why you have so many tubs running, now that you've made it abundantly clear.


Lol if I get banned for trading my goods then so be it. I believe in a free market and a free world where people are able to do as they please so long as they are not physically, mentally, or emotionally hurting someone else.

If I get in trouble for that over the internet then it is clear to me that this site is still a waste of breathe. All you kids and your paranoid little egos, don't be such morons with what you are doing and maybe you would have nothing to worry about.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
Inocuole said:
Jman420 said:
Lets not kid ourselves here, most people get rid of their fruits, if you know what I mean


Oh I think we all know what you mean, and why you have so many tubs running, now that you've made it abundantly clear.


Lol if I get banned for trading my goods then so be it. I believe in a free market and a free world where people are able to do as they please so long as they are not physically, mentally, or emotionally hurting someone else.

If I get in trouble for that over the internet then it is clear to me that this site is still a waste of breathe. All you kids and your paranoid little egos, don't be such morons with what you are doing and maybe you would have nothing to worry about.



Weeeelp after that I don't think we need to say anything else, because personally I can't think of a single place where it's legal to grow and sell psilocybin mushrooms without regulation, and now that you've basically admitted it, maybe we can finally be free of your bullshit.

:raisemyglass:

Also it's you who is being a moron and endangering the rest of us by posting incriminating shit here.  We're not paranoid, we're following the rules that are in place to protect our community.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Inocuole]
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Inocuole said:
SpitballJedi said:
I have a big problem with this. Talking about growing illegal substances with the intent to profit and/or sell is against the forum rules, brings unwanted attention, and goes against the purpose of this forum. I have reported it to the mods to see what they think.


Good call, he has implied that one too many times in this thread so far.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Inocuole]
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Here you go. Its not that hard to find out that its legal

Spain
Netherlands
Bulgaria
Brazil

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_psilocybin_mushrooms

Edit : and I'm not full of bullshit, you are just idiotic paranoid morons.:grin::thumbup:

You are endangering yourself by associating with me, so stop if you are that paranoid about it.


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Judging by his avatar, I think I've discovered jmans true identity.



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:rules:

:imspecial:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Oh sure, so you mean because those countries exist and because we're on the internet I can say that I must live in one of those countries, and that I can do whatever I want, untaxed and unregulated, and expect to skirt past all the rules of forum communities while I sit and brag about almost every fucking aspect of my life, no doubt afforded by my illicit activities?


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Inocuole]
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Inocuole said:
Oh sure, so you mean because those countries exist and because we're on the internet I can say that I must live in one of those countries, and that I can do whatever I want, untaxed and unregulated, and expect to skirt past all the rules of forum communities while I sit and brag about almost every fucking aspect of my life, no doubt afforded by my illicit activities?


Don't be mad because you were wrong its okay. Its legal in more then just those 4 countries.

As I said, If I get banned from the forums for it, so be it. Only time will tell and well will see what happens ey?

Edit : I never said anything about selling/trading/etc until you guys brought it up, so if anything you are implying that because you do these things that I do..If anything they should ban you guys for bringing it up in the first place. I simply said profits, and that could mean anything, has nothing to with monetary gains unless you choose to look at it from that perspective, which most do understandably. Profits could be sell glorifying mental profits of doing a good job. It is to be determined by the reader the definition of the word. Only the writer will know what they truly meant and the rest is lost in interpretation.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
Inocuole said:
Oh sure, so you mean because those countries exist and because we're on the internet I can say that I must live in one of those countries, and that I can do whatever I want, untaxed and unregulated, and expect to skirt past all the rules of forum communities while I sit and brag about almost every fucking aspect of my life, no doubt afforded by my illicit activities?


Don't be mad because you were wrong its okay. Its legal in more then just those 4 countries.

As I said, If I get banned from the forums for it, so be it. Only time will tell and well will see what happens ey?



According to the rules:

7.  Be smart, we're not the 'mommy police' here.  Don't incriminate yourself or mention trading/selling/shipping, this WILL lead to an instant ban.  It's a mistake to assume only members with a similar interest in mycology are reading the board.

So yeah, sayonara.

:wave:

In fact with all the messy discussion in here about it, I wouldn't be surprised if the mods decided to just delete this whole thread instead of modding each post.  The fact that you don't even care to ATTEMPT to follow the rules highlights everything they'll need to consider when hovering over the ban button.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Inocuole]
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Inocuole said:
Jman420 said:
Inocuole said:
Oh sure, so you mean because those countries exist and because we're on the internet I can say that I must live in one of those countries, and that I can do whatever I want, untaxed and unregulated, and expect to skirt past all the rules of forum communities while I sit and brag about almost every fucking aspect of my life, no doubt afforded by my illicit activities?


Don't be mad because you were wrong its okay. Its legal in more then just those 4 countries.

As I said, If I get banned from the forums for it, so be it. Only time will tell and well will see what happens ey?



According to the rules:

7.  Be smart, we're not the 'mommy police' here.  Don't incriminate yourself or mention trading/selling/shipping, this WILL lead to an instant ban.  It's a mistake to assume only members with a similar interest in mycology are reading the board.

So yeah, sayonara.

:wave:

In fact with all the messy discussion in here about it, I wouldn't be surprised if the mods decided to just delete this whole thread instead of modding each post.


Yea I'll cya tomorrow with another update of my work after I've harvested my tub.

Peace out for today, its been a great day of rage and defense.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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You'll be having days like that for the rest of your life by the sound of it.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Inocuole]
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Inocuole said:
You'll be having days like that for the rest of your life by the sound of it.


This.  Guy just cannot accept any advice.  I wash my hands.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: MastaBlastar]
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even his avatar is a picture of shrooms and money, including American money. He thinks we're stupid.

Edited by SpitballJedi (08/17/14 06:38 PM)

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That's more money in the avatar than I've ever seen. My girl and I were laughing about that the other day.
OP, don't take offense from this and get cocky. You've been given so much criticism in this threaf; use it to your advantage. Take it all in and write a tek, one worthy of the communities approval. Show us all. Don't just tell us. Cause now I really wish I wouldn't get notices that this thread has been updated. I want out of this ass sandwich of a thread that's had the shit beat out of it.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: azur]
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azur said:
That's more money in the avatar than I've ever seen. My girl and I were laughing about that the other day.
OP, don't take offense from this and get cocky. You've been given so much criticism in this threaf; use it to your advantage. Take it all in and write a tek, one worthy of the communities approval. Show us all. Don't just tell us. Cause now I really wish I wouldn't get notices that this thread has been updated. I want out of this ass sandwich of a thread that's had the shit beat out of it.



uhhh, never seen a thread so raped before.

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I would start a new thread with more structure.


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Quote:
Jman420 said:Will my overall profits equal more then $750?



Haha, really man? right in the "tek"?

and then you're going to try and say you're not talking about selling.

honestly your biggest fuck up was trying to make a tek. which this is not by the way. should have just grow logged it and stayed humble.

also I hate your avatar. wannabe baller bullshit. just give it up and come back with a better attitude next time.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Mycophile]
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If OP had ever been to any of those countries he would know its not legal to grow or sell there.

Maybe your google skills could use a little tuning OP?

now who's the real moron?

:aweshit:

The notify mod buttion said no one for this forum was online. So I guess we're stuck with this BS way off topic thread at least for a while more.

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Mycophile]
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Mycophile said:
Quote:
Jman420 said:Will my overall profits equal more then $750?



Haha, really man? right in the "tek"?

and then you're going to try and say you're not talking about selling.

honestly your biggest fuck up was trying to make a tek. which this is not by the way. should have just grow logged it and stayed humble.

also I hate your avatar. wannabe baller bullshit. just give it up and come back with a better attitude next time.


LOL I missed this, I really didnt read all too close TBH.  Yeah this shit needs to be deleted.  :mod:  :banbanban:  :banbanban:  :rabble:  :rabble:


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Reason for deletion: Cocky fucks and potential rats



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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: azur]
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And the award for "most uncharacteristic thing said" goes to....

Seriously, screw this guy, he had his chance.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Inocuole]
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I started to delete posts, but I didn't feel putting forth the energy was worth it. I think this thread sucks herpes cock, but it was fun. I'd like to see where it ends up. Another reason, besides ratting, to keep it up. Oh well.
Let's place a wager on who bans it. I vote RR.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Sockadin]
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Sockadin said:
I don't know what that is but it sounds redneckish.


:doublefacepalm:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: MastaBlastar]
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MastaBlastar said:
Sockadin said:
I don't know what that is but it sounds redneckish.


:doublefacepalm:


It's a burner, used to fry turkey, which runs on propane.  Not really redneckish at all and somewhat clever to use to heat a heavy PC if you ask me.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Inocuole]
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So to the OP: don't sell your mushrooms, it is illegal and just stupid. If you want to go to jail, sell some fucking crack or meth. You won't get anyone addicted to mushrooms. I believe that they are fruit from the gods and I openly give my extra mushrooms away. I feel like it is wrong to sell something so sacred.

To Mastablasta, I was just fucking with you. I love to fry turkeys.

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Sockadin]
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Nothing like lifting a whole party into orbit and then on past mars.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Inocuole]
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Inocuole said:
MastaBlastar said:
Sockadin said:
I don't know what that is but it sounds redneckish.


:doublefacepalm:


It's a burner, used to fry turkey, which runs on propane.  Not really redneckish at all and somewhat clever to use to heat a heavy PC if you ask me.


Cheers  It's what I use for pc and pasteurizing


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: azur]
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Bahahah, look at all the angry raging hypocrites trying to get me in trouble..How well did that report and ban work out for you kids?

Seems like most of you are just mad that I put you in your place for butting in on my thread and trying to tell me what to do.

Piss off all you ignorant hypocritical children!

Anyways to those who are interested and not trying to waste my time by raging.... Here is an update :grin:



Edit : Baha I dunno whats worse.... The fact that people are trying to act like they are sitting on 10 Oz and not doing anything with them but eating them all to themselves...

Or the fact that people are trying to get me into trouble, off of pre-conceived notions based on their actions..Hypocrites

I won't be changing much or starting a new thread.. The words of 10 people do not speak out for 1000+ people on this site. I like the way I went about doing it and I will make changes where I feel are needed.

Moderator Edit:
Don't call people names.  Please stick to the topic of the thread and leave other posters' personalities out of it.  Don't let this kind of thing continue.
Thanks

Edited by johnm214 (08/18/14 09:12 AM)

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: azur]
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azur said:
That's more money in the avatar than I've ever seen. My girl and I were laughing about that the other day.
OP, don't take offense from this and get cocky. You've been given so much criticism in this threaf; use it to your advantage. Take it all in and write a tek, one worthy of the communities approval. Show us all. Don't just tell us. Cause now I really wish I wouldn't get notices that this thread has been updated. I want out of this ass sandwich of a thread that's had the shit beat out of it.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
Bahahah, look at all the angry raging hypocrites trying to get me in trouble..How well did that report and ban work out for you kids?

Seems like most of you are just mad that I put you in your place for butting in on my thread and trying to tell me what to do.


:ohyeahdefinitely:

Quote:
Piss off all you ignorant hypocritical children!


:nowaydude:

Quote:
Edit : Baha I dunno whats worse.... The fact that people are trying to act like they are sitting on 10 Oz and not doing anything with them but eating them all to themselves...


You're an idiot. At first I thought hey, maybe let's give this guy a chance, he's been around awhile, buuutt, no. I've never made a dime and you assuming we all are is bullshit.

:fuckallyall:



Please don't call people names, such as idiot.  Debate the issue, not the personalities.

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: wowimflabbergasted]
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Isn't a forthcoming, repeated discussion of being a dealer or profiteer grounds for a ban, especially if illegal in the poster's location?

I'm not saying I want anyone banned, but I don't feel it's good discussion, in general, if unwarranted.

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It appears the mods have relaxed on that subject, but it's still a suck shit thread.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Nos-hroom]
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yup, it's rule no 7:

7.  Be smart, we're not the 'mommy police' here.  Don't incriminate yourself or mention trading/selling/shipping, this WILL lead to an instant ban.

The MC board are lacking in mods so the OTD-mod who only edited a warning into his last post most likely aren't aware of rule 7.

I guess OP's next comment will be another violation and a number of people will press the little train whistle under the post.

If RR was still around like he used to, none of these :facepalm :failboat threads would have made it past a day... :rolleyes:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: spacechildo]
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:bubbles:


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spacechildo said:
yup, it's rule no 7:

7.  Be smart, we're not the 'mommy police' here.  Don't incriminate yourself or mention trading/selling/shipping, this WILL lead to an instant ban.

The MC board are lacking in mods so the OTD-mod who only edited a warning into his last post most likely aren't aware of rule 7.

I guess OP's next comment will be another violation and a number of people will press the little train whistle under the post.

If RR was still around like he used to, none of these :facepalm :failboat threads would have made it past a day... :rolleyes:


Quoted for fucking truth.  Can probably still blow the whistle and reference every single violating post in the details field, if someone were feeling vindictive. :wink:

If not I guess we could get it locked the old fashioned way.  This could become another j$ thread real quick.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: spacechildo]
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I quoted his profits comment in the details thread when I blew the whistle. :shrug:

If this sort of thing is going to be permited, I will leave the shroomery because I'll have no part of a forum that allows open promotion of dealing drugs. It's not an ethical thing, it's an under the radar thing.

I hope this thread is not the begging of the end of respect for our beloved forum


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: SpitballJedi]
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SpitballJedi said:
I quoted his profits comment in the details thread when I blew the whistle. :shrug:

If this sort of thing is going to be permited, I will leave the shroomery because I'll have no part of a forum that allows open promotion of dealing drugs. It's not an ethical thing, it's an under the radar thing.

I hope this thread is not the begging of the end of respect for our beloved forum


I'm feeling this way about it too.  I don't even want to help people anymore if it becomes a culture of everyone just trying to turn a buck.

:shake:

Though I'm sure just saying that, this asshole is going to say shit like "Yeah, good, you egotistical noobs need to get the fuck out of here and stop telling people what to do"

How little you know.  Look at SBJs teks and then look at this abomination.

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Inocuole]
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Inocuole said:
SpitballJedi said:
I quoted his profits comment in the details thread when I blew the whistle. :shrug:

If this sort of thing is going to be permited, I will leave the shroomery because I'll have no part of a forum that allows open promotion of dealing drugs. It's not an ethical thing, it's an under the radar thing.

I hope this thread is not the begging of the end of respect for our beloved forum


I'm feeling this way about it too.  I don't even want to help people anymore if it becomes a culture of everyone just trying to turn a buck.

:shake:

Though I'm sure just saying that, this asshole is going to say shit like "Yeah, good, you egotistical noobs need to get the fuck out of here and stop telling people what to do"

How little you know.  Look at SBJs teks and then look at this abomination.

:facepalm:


So much of this.  I feel jman deserves a ban for more than one reason.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: MastaBlastar]
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If all the regulars want you banned it's eventually going to happen, one way or another.  :shrug:  Look at anne h.

It's you against the world, homie.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Inocuole]
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Baha, nah I only was banned for a day for calling you people names, so I guess I will have to stop that.

I won't be banned for the reasons you all want me to be banned... BECAUSE I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ACTIVE SPECIES! Again assuming based off of your own pre-conceived notions. Stop assuming I do what you do. This tek can still be applied to eatables.

Lol and since you people couldn't get me in trouble for your own selfish little reasons, you decided to report me for naming calling/yata yay.. BAHAHAHA!!! I swear its like I'm back in preschool again.

I wish people like you guys WOULD leave the Shroomery in general because clearly all you guys like to do is bash on other people.

Its not me against the world, its me against like 10 people, big whoop. Its the internet, I'm not trying to be an internet warrior like you guys. I am actually trying to help others out.

Lol this is hilarious, once my orig account is unbanned in a couple hours, Ill be back on to post some updates.

Funny how so many people are so upset.:grin:

You people I swear, I have never seen so many hypocritical people in one place, outside of the government. Keep giving me your attention though please, I love feeding off of all of your negative energy. :hellfire:

Edit : Btw RR is still active if you guys would check his profile... Obviously he just doesn't care about this because he knows, like I know, that most of you people are wrong.:thumbup:

Also look at what the MOD had to say..stick to the topic and ignore people like yall. Nothing more lol

Edited by MagicMush420 (08/19/14 07:56 AM)

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: MagicMush420]
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Here we go again ^ lol
Why do we have MC mods that are "unaware of rules" ?
seems like it should be a requirement to be a moderator to be familiar with rules.

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: pawnzy]
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I'll try to remember Jman420 and MagicMush420 are the same person. :thumbup:

You got away with something normally against the rules.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: SpitballJedi]
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SpitballJedi said:
I'll try to remember Jman420 and MagicMush420 are the same person. :thumbup:

You got away with something normally against the rules.



Hear that azur?  We got a fucker with some untouched ratings here for you to sink your teeth into.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: SpitballJedi]
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SpitballJedi said:
I'll try to remember Jman420 and MagicMush420 are the same person. :thumbup:

You got away with something normally against the rules.


Its not against the rules if I didn't do anything wrong :grin::thumbup:

Inocule is lucky I'm not a rat that goes around reporting people for name calling.:crazy2:

Such rage! Its beautiful!

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: MagicMush420]
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Report me for whatever the fuck you want, dipshiticus.

The rules you break are far worse than anything I've done in my time here.

Only when someone is a complete reprehensible ass do I ever break rule 5.

Not to mention having a puppet account to circumvent a ban is an unwritten rule broken as well.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: MagicMush420]
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Update :



Turned into > 3 1/2 oz. Keep in mind this is from the orginial cloned petri dish, not even fully isolated.:thumbup:



and I'm going to eat it all by myself.:grin:




More tubs showing some results.



Second set of transfers for isolations.

All is going great, for being so poorly isolated. :grin::thumbup:

Also my temps have fluctuated a bit over the past week and a half. Bro kept messing with the thermostat...Almost killed everything:sad:

So overall I am very pleased with my results, despite the peanut gallery's input on my thread.

:jah:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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:thumbup: loosen that poly


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: tripdawg420]
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Attempts to make a "newb tek"
:scumbagsteve:
Flames everyone who tries to help


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: wowimflabbergasted]
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wowimflabbergasted said:
Attempts to make a "newb tek"
:scumbagsteve:
Flames everyone who tries to help


Arbitrary opinions based on arbitrary results isn't helping. I took the information that was usefull and edited my OP. :thumbup:

Edit: A lot of the people who tried to "help" were just giving their inputs on what works best for them. Most of it wasn't relevant in anyway to being factual.


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Edited by Jman420 (08/19/14 10:03 AM)

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: tripdawg420] * 1
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Did your puppet account get banned? Nice grows jman. To bad you can't sell those because their obviously actives. Can't wait to see what you do with the edibles. :thumbup:

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Sockadin]
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Sockadin said:
Did your puppet account get banned? Nice grows jman. To bad you can't sell those because their obviously actives. Can't wait to see what you do with the edibles. :thumbup:


My puppet account did get banned :sad: O well.

Ty, don't worry I said I would be eating them all to myself:grin::thumbup:

Edibles I donate to my local Organic Farmers Market :jah:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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update? :smirk:

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: MonkeyJesusFresco]
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MonkeyJesusFresco said:
update? :smirk:


It is at the bottom of page 10.:grin:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
Sockadin said:
Did your puppet account get banned? Nice grows jman. To bad you can't sell those because their obviously actives. Can't wait to see what you do with the edibles. :thumbup:


My puppet account did get banned :sad: O well.




way to ruin it for everyone you jerk.
why can't you read and understand the website rules like the rest of us? :wow:

I'm having serious issues understanding why this abomination of a thread wasn't locked a week ago.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: spacechildo]
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This thread has been closed.

Reason:
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Re: Newb Tek & Grow log [Re: Jman420]
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This thread has been closed.

Reason:
Thread starter appears to have circumvented a one day ban by using a puppet and has been banned for two weeks.  As this thread seems to have pretty much not value in the later parts besides sniping, I'm going to lock it.

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