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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: MastaBlastar]
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MastaBlastar said:
Jman420 said:
Rofl okay... Sorry I like to be active not a fatass.. I could buy one of those if I wanted to, But I don't care for something like that. My life doesn't concern you and if anything your ATV at best is twice the cost of my MTB. Gj bro, such a badass.
You know my life so well. :thumbup:



No, I don't, but you are the one who called me a "kid" and said "my bike is worth more than your car" which it is, as I own a truck.  You obviously have never 4 wheeled like a man.  Throwing around a 700 lb quad is no easy feat on extreme trails.  I also ran cross country and wrestled from the 6th grade to senior year in HS, and exercise regularly since it has been many a year since HS.  I can run a 6 mi mile.  So since you are the one who is passing all the judgement, maybe stop and alter you OP to reflect some of the advice people tried to give you rather than get mad and attack everyone who disagrees.:shrug:  No skin off my back, I know what I am doing so i don't need a "noob tek".



No I'm defending myself against people like you who think they know it all. You are the one who came out attacking my methods in a childish manner and you wonder why I said you are a kid and my bike is worth more than your car? Hmm

Cool, I hit up downhill trails and dirt mound parks/tracks all the damn time. I have lifts of 15feet+ and falls of 10feet+ Your ATV is a joke..

I already said I was going to fix my OP with the information that has been usefull and relevant.

No skin off mine either, your posts here are spam and have no relevance or anything worth while to contribute.. Simply a flaming troll like most others on this site.:thumbup:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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:whippedcreamhead: Bikes, ATV's, mile times, petrol dollars - what the fuck does this have to do with anything? Lol, good lord just wash your hands and use whatever pressure cooker you can afford.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: azur]
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azur said:
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Though you may not need to shower, you should. You don't need to wipe your ass if you shit just before a shower, you should still wipe.



Your suppose to wipe your ass if you shit before youshower? WTF? Mamma never told me that!

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: wowimflabbergasted]
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wowimflabbergasted said:
:whippedcreamhead: Bikes, ATV's, mile times, petrol dollars - what the fuck does this have to do with anything? Lol, good lord just wash your hands and use whatever pressure cooker you can afford.



Because I clearly have the bigger dick, are you not able to tell by my manlyness?
:dawerp:

But I agree with the wash your hands and PC part:thumbup:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: wowimflabbergasted]
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wowimflabbergasted said:
:whippedcreamhead: Bikes, ATV's, mile times, petrol dollars - what the fuck does this have to do with anything? Lol, good lord just wash your hands and use whatever pressure cooker you can afford.



wowimflabbergasted said:
:whippedcreamhead: Bikes, ATV's, mile times, petrol dollars - what the fuck does this have to do with anything? Lol, good lord just wash your hands and use whatever pressure cooker you can afford.



It was my fault I guess.  I was bringing up how jman rides his bike, gets sweaty, and doesn't wash his hands before doing whats supposed to be aseptic work.  I admit.  My bad.  Jman threw the second and 3rd punch.  By that time the dust cloud was going lol.  And I still use my prestos out of necessity, my AA 941 only holds so much.  Its a shitload.  But still finite.  Not pressurizing the whole thing to run agar. cost too much propane  and its a blazing hot metal barrel in my yard.  I just fucking hate my pinto prestos after the cadillac arrived.  Also, saying mountain biking is more extreme than advanced trail atv riding is a little asinine.  You may hit some sweet jumps, but not at 50 mph.  I am not trying to dog cycling, but dont insult atv riding like its for fat lazy people.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: MastaBlastar]
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My presto works great! I'm too cheep to buy an AA. Plus the fucking thing is so bignit would crash through my 1000.00 glass stove top. Ahh 1st world problems.

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Sockadin]
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I bought a propane turkey frier burner.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: MastaBlastar]
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I don't know what that is but it sounds redneckish.

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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I just read this entire thread. Almost any word used by a noob in the search feature will likely show this thread. I feel bad for noobs because this is the type of thread that makes them think there is so much conflicting information and then they get lost.

Jman420 said:
Edit : I'm not looking for any congratulations or approval, my intent from the get go was to help the new people who were just starting in this hobby and didn't want to search all over gods creation for out-dated or bad information.




Your intentions are noble, but in my opinion miss the target. If you rename you're thread "My Grow Log", you may get less flack.

Your "tek" is nowhere near new, nor is it easy to follow by noobs.

Just as a writing critique, it bounces around too much and doesn't follow a straight line. I have a hard time following it and I'm fairly smart and experienced. At least that's what my mom says. The pieces and connections are kind of scattered around.

Only time will tell if you start getting responses from noobs saying things like "Thanks for posting this tek, I now know what to do" or "I've had great results following this tek, thx man" :shrug:

Also:

Jman420 said:
Need List : This is what your list should like like when you are ready to buy your materials.

1. Pressure Cooker $80
2. Synthetic Filter Discs $1.65ea, Tyvek sleeves $2
3. Coco Coir 6 Bricks for $35 & a combination mix $18 online, like $8 in store at Lowes(Perlite,Vermiculite)
4. Wild Bird Feed $7 20lb bag
5. Quart Mason Jars$16 online, $10 in store & Plastic lids $3
6. RTV Silicone $6.50 & Clear Silicone$20 online or $6.50 in store
7. Large plastic tub for SAB 1 in store is like $10-15, Zip ties $10, pipe plugs $10
8. 51 Quart tubs for spawning $10 ea
9. Polyfil $11
10. Duck Tape $5
11. 70% Alcohol $2 & Vinyl non-powdered gloves $5, Paper Towels $7
12. Flat Steam Strainers $10 and 4 oz mason jars $9, Foil $7, Trash Bags $10, Fan $15
13. Disinfectant spray $3
14. 2 Digital $15 ea or Meat thermometers $4 ea.
15. Drill with drill pieces and hole cutter $100+

Overall Total : $450

This total will get you started and keep you going for well up to 6 months depending on how much you plan on growing. I based this total for a grow of Five 51 quart tubs. :cool::thumbup:

Want List : These are things you should want that will help improve your grow tremendously! Add the Need List to this one.

16. Malt Extract Agar $14 or Potato Dextrose Agar $14
17. Scalpal and extra Blades $9
18. No Split and Half split Petri Dishes $6.50 for a pack of 20
19. Emergency Blanket $20 for a set of 4
20. Surgical Masks $6
21. Heat Lamp $9 and Proper Holder $15+
22. Mini Fridge $65
23. Extra Materials (I.E. Tubs, jars, lids, agar, birdfeed, Coir, etc)
24. Air Filter with 99.99% Filtration $90
25. 5 Gallon Buckets $6 in store

Overall Total : $300+ (Depending on Extra supplies bought)

Combined Total for Need/Want List : $750+

Hopefully it doesn't seem like a lot. Pretty much all of this can be found at Walmart with the exception of list items 1,2 and 3 and some exceptions on the Want List. :biggrin:



You have a lot of unneeded stuff and if I was a noob, I would be completely turned off from trying if I thought it would take $450 to get started.

Jman420 said:
The question you have to ask yourself is : Do I have the money to do this? How big do I want to grow? Will my overall profits equal more then $750?



I have a big problem with this. Talking about growing illegal substances with the intent to profit and/or sell is against the forum rules, brings unwanted attention, and goes against the purpose of this forum. I have reported it to the mods to see what they think.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: SpitballJedi]
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SpitballJedi said:
I have a big problem with this. Talking about growing illegal substances with the intent to profit and/or sell is against the forum rules, brings unwanted attention, and goes against the purpose of this forum. I have reported it to the mods to see what they think.



Good call, he has implied that one too many times in this thread so far.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: SpitballJedi]
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You cannot say that it is completely illegal. Because it is not, there are many places where it is and who is to say I was talking about monetary gains?:mad:

Do not assume please.

I appreciate the input but I like the way I have done things, and as I have already said, I will fix it up. I might rename it but it isn't completely a grow log. Its both.:thumbup:

Edit : I swear its like we have a bunch of democrat and republican nazis in here.

Learn the way of the libertarian and your life will be much better.:thumbup:

Edited by Jman420 (08/17/14 05:35 PM)

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
You cannot say that it is completely illegal. Because it is not, there are many places where it is and who is to say I was talking about monetary gains?:mad:

Do not assume please.



It's not an assumption, its a pretty obvious interpretation of a clear statement.

I've read enough of your posts to know discussion will likely get nowhere. That's why I reported it instead of arguing about it first. If I'm wrong, the mods and/or rest of the community will let me know. End of discussion.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
Lets not kid ourselves here, most people get rid of their fruits, if you know what I mean



Oh I think we all know what you mean, and why you have so many tubs running, now that you've made it abundantly clear.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: SpitballJedi]
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SpitballJedi said:

Jman420 said:
You cannot say that it is completely illegal. Because it is not, there are many places where it is and who is to say I was talking about monetary gains?:mad:

Do not assume please.



It's not an assumption, its a pretty obvious interpretation of a clear statement.

I've read enough of your posts to know discussion will likely get nowhere. That's why I reported it instead of arguing about it first. If I'm wrong, the mods and/or rest of the community will let me know. End of discussion.



Cute cause yet again, you like most, assume you know my life and what I'm doing with it based on a few posts. My life doesn't concern you and I won't go on to explain what I mean by profits, because it means more then you think it does.

As I said, its not illegal everywhere...So the rules should have some flexibility when it comes to what we are talking about. Again not everything is about money.

Yea we will see what the mods have to say about it won't we? But just so you know, being a hypocrite never got anyone anywhere. :thumbup:


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Disregard the haters and "know it alls", it is everything you need to know TO GET STARTED.

If you want to become an expert, you'll need to do a lot more research.
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Edited by Jman420 (08/17/14 05:45 PM)

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Inocuole]
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Inocuole said:
Jman420 said:
Lets not kid ourselves here, most people get rid of their fruits, if you know what I mean



Oh I think we all know what you mean, and why you have so many tubs running, now that you've made it abundantly clear.



Lol if I get banned for trading my goods then so be it. I believe in a free market and a free world where people are able to do as they please so long as they are not physically, mentally, or emotionally hurting someone else.

If I get in trouble for that over the internet then it is clear to me that this site is still a waste of breathe. All you kids and your paranoid little egos, don't be such morons with what you are doing and maybe you would have nothing to worry about.


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If you want to become an expert, you'll need to do a lot more research.
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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
Inocuole said:
Jman420 said:
Lets not kid ourselves here, most people get rid of their fruits, if you know what I mean



Oh I think we all know what you mean, and why you have so many tubs running, now that you've made it abundantly clear.



Lol if I get banned for trading my goods then so be it. I believe in a free market and a free world where people are able to do as they please so long as they are not physically, mentally, or emotionally hurting someone else.

If I get in trouble for that over the internet then it is clear to me that this site is still a waste of breathe. All you kids and your paranoid little egos, don't be such morons with what you are doing and maybe you would have nothing to worry about.




Weeeelp after that I don't think we need to say anything else, because personally I can't think of a single place where it's legal to grow and sell psilocybin mushrooms without regulation, and now that you've basically admitted it, maybe we can finally be free of your bullshit.

:raisemyglass:

Also it's you who is being a moron and endangering the rest of us by posting incriminating shit here.  We're not paranoid, we're following the rules that are in place to protect our community.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Inocuole]
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Inocuole said:
SpitballJedi said:
I have a big problem with this. Talking about growing illegal substances with the intent to profit and/or sell is against the forum rules, brings unwanted attention, and goes against the purpose of this forum. I have reported it to the mods to see what they think.



Good call, he has implied that one too many times in this thread so far.



:thumbup:


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Our posturing’s, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that
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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Inocuole]
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Here you go. Its not that hard to find out that its legal

Spain
Netherlands
Bulgaria
Brazil

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_psilocybin_mushrooms

Edit : and I'm not full of bullshit, you are just idiotic paranoid morons.:grin::thumbup:

You are endangering yourself by associating with me, so stop if you are that paranoid about it.


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Disregard the haters and "know it alls", it is everything you need to know TO GET STARTED.

If you want to become an expert, you'll need to do a lot more research.
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Edited by Jman420 (08/17/14 05:58 PM)

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: SpitballJedi]
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Judging by his avatar, I think I've discovered jmans true identity.



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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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:rules:

:imspecial:


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