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Re: New Noob Tek *DELETED* [Re: Jman420]
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Reason for deletion: Cocky fucks and potential rats



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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: azur]
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azur said:
Sockadin said:
Glad to see there are more people who want to show us how its done right. Hope your other tubs have better genetics.



The mushroom genetics are not the issue. It's OP's genetics that are causing these wwwweeeeeeaaaaaaaakkkkkkk shit show tubs. Ha ha.
Jman420 said:
Yep still fiesty as always. :grin::thumbup: People are still assholes as always too:shrug: Way to bring up old stuff though :thumbup: Can't just let the past be the past?

Whats with people and always having something to prove/ making others look bad on this site? I swear you can't lend out a helping hand without some immature children going around waving their dicks in people's faces talking about how much better they are or how bad others are...

Anyways shit happens, I'm past that.



Don't be a faggot from the get go and people will treat you with respect.



Says the dude who is making fun of other peoples work. You don't even know how to read and yet you act like you know everything. You are an idiot bro, don't be mad because I called you out on your ignorance and you felt the need to escalate it. Then when I put you in your place, you felt the need to rate me. Once I rated you back you felt the need to take it a step further and come and post on my thread because your feelings are hurt... You really are a child in search of approval aren't you? Intense name calling bro..Faggot, how original..I guess you have something against gays too? Wtf is your problem dude?

Wtf is your point here? This is a tek for newbs...Weak show tubs? They are tubs that have been fruiting for over a month and I'm still able to get 3 and 1/2 oz from them... Most newbs couldn't do this on a brand new tub.. Most newbs aren't even looking to harvest a 5LB dry harvest..So get off your high horse and stop acting like I don't know what I'm doing. My dying results are perfect for someone who is just starting up.

Maybe you should get yourself a girlfriend so you can your keep ego in check and so you don't have to compensate by having a half naked chick as your avatar? Or maybe you are incapable of getting a girlfriend? and that is why you feel the need to be-little others to seek attention? I feel sorry for you kid.

Lol its people like this that make me feisty. Ignorance is bliss ey?



Stick around for some FRESH results, so I can put you in your place for a 2nd time.. If you are man enough to own up to your own bullshit that is..


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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When you make a tek and recommend it to noobs
it would be a good idea to catalog things, the way it is now its impossible to keep track of what you're talking about.
And not to be rude but it isnt exactly comprehensive or at ALL what the OP
in your linked thread asked for.

If you read through the work of TL, Frank, SBJ etc you can really tell they speak out of experience.
And just the simple things of how they present their work in an easy to read picture heavy way.
I dont think you should get angry at people who recommend other teks over yours,
because as it is now your tek is no way near their standards.

When you say twist and pull always worked fine for you that tells me
you havent exactly harvested a lot.
yeah, some fruits come off easily, but a LOT of them will not just let go of the sub but tear it up.

And when you keep working on your TEK try to take 1st flush pics, no one cares for 5th flushes around here.
Use your tubs and free space for fresh subs, not old almost spent ones :wink:
You also wanna show in a pic why a noob should grow like YOU do, because yours
give the best results from the ingredients used or something like that.

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: spacechildo]
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:wink:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: spacechildo]
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spacechildo said:
When you make a tek and recommend it to noobs
it would be a good idea to catalog things, the way it is now its impossible to keep track of what you're talking about.
And not to be rude but it isnt exactly comprehensive or at ALL what the OP
in your linked thread asked for.

If you read through the work of TL, Frank, SBJ etc you can really tell they speak out of experience.
And just the simple things of how they present their work in an easy to read picture heavy way.
I dont think you should get angry at people who recommend other teks over yours,
because as it is now your tek is no way near their standards.

When you say twist and pull always worked fine for you that tells me
you havent exactly harvested a lot.
yeah, some fruits come off easily, but a LOT of them will not just let go of the sub but tear it up.

And when you keep working on your TEK try to take 1st flush pics, no one cares for 5th flushes around here.
Use your tubs and free space for fresh subs, not old almost spent ones :wink:
You also wanna show in a pic why a noob should grow like YOU do, because yours
give the best results from the ingredients used or something like that.



^What he said.
This is more of a grow log than a tek. And, contrary to the title, there is nothing 'New' going on here. I also don't see what makes it newb friendly. Monotubs in general are pretty newb friendly as it is.
Mush Cult doesn't need new members to constantly remake the same old teks under different names and calling it 'New'. It's obvious to the members who have been here for a while that you're just trying to make a name for yourself copying other peoples work.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: prismism]
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Bam


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: spacechildo]
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spacechildo said:
When you make a tek and recommend it to noobs
it would be a good idea to catalog things, the way it is now its impossible to keep track of what you're talking about.
And not to be rude but it isnt exactly comprehensive or at ALL what the OP
in your linked thread asked for.

If you read through the work of TL, Frank, SBJ etc you can really tell they speak out of experience.
And just the simple things of how they present their work in an easy to read picture heavy way.
I dont think you should get angry at people who recommend other teks over yours,
because as it is now your tek is no way near their standards.

When you say twist and pull always worked fine for you that tells me
you havent exactly harvested a lot.
yeah, some fruits come off easily, but a LOT of them will not just let go of the sub but tear it up.

And when you keep working on your TEK try to take 1st flush pics, no one cares for 5th flushes around here.
Use your tubs and free space for fresh subs, not old almost spent ones :wink:
You also wanna show in a pic why a noob should grow like YOU do, because yours
give the best results from the ingredients used or something like that.



One, if you were to read, Azur did not recommend other teks over mine. He simply underminded my tek and told the OP to use the search task. That doesn't help anyone.

My tek has links to Frank as well as other well known TC's and their work.

"When you say twist and pull always worked fine for you that tells me
you havent exactly harvested a lot.
yeah, some fruits come off easily, but a LOT of them will not just let go of the sub but tear it up."

^This has no creditable backing whatsoever. You haven't seen me grow so this is a false assumption based on arbitrary results.

"And when you keep working on your TEK try to take 1st flush pics, no one cares for 5th flushes around here.
Use your tubs and free space for fresh subs, not old almost spent ones :wink:"

Again, if you would read, I will update my tek once I have current pictures..Since I do not, I cannot.  Therefore for the sake of finishing things and showing noobs how to grow, I posted what I had.

"Use your tubs and free space for fresh subs, not old almost spent ones :wink:
You also wanna show in a pic why a noob should grow like YOU do, because yours"

I can't do this if I don't have jars ready... Again if you would read, you would know why I'm doing what I'm doing..

I see the same problems still persists on these forums... People don't read, they just scim through shit and think they know everything.:facepalm:


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            --My Everything You Need To Know Tek--

Disregard the haters and "know it alls", it is everything you need to know TO GET STARTED.

If you want to become an expert, you'll need to do a lot more research.
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                  Open Your Mind To A New Future
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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: prismism]
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prismism said:
spacechildo said:
When you make a tek and recommend it to noobs
it would be a good idea to catalog things, the way it is now its impossible to keep track of what you're talking about.
And not to be rude but it isnt exactly comprehensive or at ALL what the OP
in your linked thread asked for.

If you read through the work of TL, Frank, SBJ etc you can really tell they speak out of experience.
And just the simple things of how they present their work in an easy to read picture heavy way.
I dont think you should get angry at people who recommend other teks over yours,
because as it is now your tek is no way near their standards.

When you say twist and pull always worked fine for you that tells me
you havent exactly harvested a lot.
yeah, some fruits come off easily, but a LOT of them will not just let go of the sub but tear it up.

And when you keep working on your TEK try to take 1st flush pics, no one cares for 5th flushes around here.
Use your tubs and free space for fresh subs, not old almost spent ones :wink:
You also wanna show in a pic why a noob should grow like YOU do, because yours
give the best results from the ingredients used or something like that.



^What he said.
This is more of a grow log than a tek. And, contrary to the title, there is nothing 'New' going on here. I also don't see what makes it newb friendly. Monotubs in general are pretty newb friendly as it is.
Mush Cult doesn't need new members to constantly remake the same old teks under different names and calling it 'New'. It's obvious to the members who have been here for a while that you're just trying to make a name for yourself copying other peoples work.



Wow no you are an idiot too.

The first page is definetly a tek for noobs. Read and you would know. I'm not trying to make a name for myself. I'm trying to show noobs how to get a good harvest off of using the Monotub tek rather than the PF tek. You're right it isn't new in the terms of it being completely original with never before seen techniques... But it is newly made, thats what I ment..

I'm not trying to make a name for myself, unlike people like You and Azur. I was simply here to try and help the noobs get the most for their hard work. My goal was to take all teks and advice that was out there and compress it into one small tek, that way people didn't have to search all over the forums to get the information they need.

I swear you people are still such pompous assholes.:facepalm3:

Regardless stop spamming my thread with your ignorant shit. No one asked for it. Ill report you Prismism and Azur if you don't piss off.


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            --My Everything You Need To Know Tek--

Disregard the haters and "know it alls", it is everything you need to know TO GET STARTED.

If you want to become an expert, you'll need to do a lot more research.
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                  Open Your Mind To A New Future
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
                            :amanita2::syringe: :mushroom2::prance::mushroom2::cubie::sporedrop:

Edited by Jman420 (08/15/14 11:24 AM)

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Quote:
Ill report you Prismism and Azur if you don't piss off.



I see we've got a rat in the house. Btw. Frank would not be happy knowing a substandard piece of shit like you is linking his teks.
Ummm...oh yea...fuck off


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
Wow no you are an idiot too.

The first page is definetly a tek for noobs. Read and you would know. I'm not trying to make a name for myself. I'm trying to show noobs how to get a good harvest off of using the Monotub tek rather than the PF tek. You're right it isn't new in the terms of it being completely original with never before seen techniques... But it is newly made, thats what I ment..

I'm not trying to make a name for myself, unlike people like You and Azur. I was simply here to try and help the noobs get the most for their hard work.

I swear you people are still such pompous assholes.:facepalm3:

Regardless stop spamming my thread with your ignorant shit. No one asked for it. Ill report you Prismism and Azur if you don't piss off.



You're going to report us when you've been melting down and flaming more than anyone in this thread?
If your 'tek' is sound, then it should be able to hold up to scrutiny.

Jman420 said:
I see the same problems still persists on these forums... People don't read, they just scim through shit and think they know everything.:facepalm:



Skimming through your thread is exactly what most newbs are going to do when they're looking for the easiest tek to follow. If your 'tek' is not concise and to the point (or finished even), then your tek will be skipped over anyway for one that is easier to follow.


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Jman420]
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Jman420 said:
"When you say twist and pull always worked fine for you that tells me
you havent exactly harvested a lot.
yeah, some fruits come off easily, but a LOT of them will not just let go of the sub but tear it up."

^This has no creditable backing whatsoever. You haven't seen me grow so this is a false assumption based on arbitrary results.



the fact that twisting and pulling tears divots and pits in your sub has LOTS of creditable backing,
like everyone who's ever harvested a full tub can confirm!

Jman420 said:
"And when you keep working on your TEK try to take 1st flush pics, no one cares for 5th flushes around here.
Use your tubs and free space for fresh subs, not old almost spent ones :wink:"

Again, if you would read, I will update my tek once I have current pictures..Since I do not, I cannot.  Therefore for the sake of finishing things and showing noobs how to grow, I posted what I had.

"Use your tubs and free space for fresh subs, not old almost spent ones :wink:
You also wanna show in a pic why a noob should grow like YOU do, because yours"

I can't do this if I don't have jars ready... Again if you would read, you would know why I'm doing what I'm doing..



then maybe you should postpone the posting of your TEK if it isn't done :shrug:
the tek as it is now isn't a tek at all as prism said, it's a grow log where
you link to the methods you've tried to copy.

Jman420 said:
I see the same problems still persists on these forums... People don't read, they just scim through shit and think they know everything.:facepalm:



well, I see a lot of teks getting good response and even being nit picketed at and later improved by OP.
This isn't even a tek, it's riddled with noob :facepalm:'s
and we know enough to tell noobs to steer away from stuff like this
because it's just a poor replica of the real deal which can be found just as easily as this write up.

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: spacechildo]
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welcome back jman:crazy:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: cronicr]
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I think it is your tone that might be offending people jman. Tek seemed good to me. A little too much noob in it for my taste. Calling a new cultivator a noob can be off putting and make people less likely to ask good questions. My two cents.

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: spacechildo]
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I am going to go ahead and give credit where it's due. You definitely break down supplies and costs and where to get them pretty thoroughly. And give a pretty good outlook on the entire process.  BUT!!!!!,
I think you should not recommend RR RYE tek to noobs for wbs as it will end up oversaturated and bursting grains. So far Spitball jed and Frank have the best Wbs teks and both never allow to boil and jedi doesn't even simmer. I have over simmered my wbs too many times as a noob and has caused a lot of problems for me. Since a SAB is so important you should at least give a link: SAB As you had no problem giving links in the rest of the post. You shouldN'T have to "water" your tubs before the first flush. Coir/verm/gypsum do not need proper pasteurization. You called TL TC. You should recommend sanding the plastic jar lids so the silicon will stick longer. I always have water touching the bottom of my jars at the beginning of the pc cycle with no problems. I use about 2 qts per pc cycle maybe a little more. I have that same pc and i fit 10 qt jars at a time. You should cover tops of jars with foil (I know this is debatable  with sfd's but i had issues not) or at least recommend it but maybe raising the jars as you did compensated for that. Shaking the jars while hot has seemed to help a lot for redistributing the condensation while cooling(that's debatable too). Though I have done it, You shouldn't reccomend doing sterile work in a bathroom. That contradicts itself. You really need to emphasize the necessity of sterile work and your process of it. You don't even reccommend taking a shower, washing your hands? Your spawn ratio is a bit high but that's preference i guess. 1.5/1 is plenty IMO.  You should at least recommend the correct spectrum of light (6500k). Any spray bottle will work pretty much but not needed untill after first flush, unless your doing it wrong. You should give more info on agar and links to it as it is so important and beneficial. You don't go into much detail about how to inoculate anything whether its ms to grain or agar or g2g. You just say do it. A noob will fail miserably at this step without the proper guidance.

So newbs if you want a good guide to get started growing monotubs check this http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/19792837
and come back to this page when you need to figure out where to get your supplies and how much it will be. Also There is some good info here as well and should be viewed as another man's way of doing itbut as a for all noob tek, NO. There is much more i didn't list in the tek that can lead many noobs astray. oh yeah thought of another. You say it should be set and forget but then you say mist and fan 2 times a day. that's how a SGFC is dealt with well maybe another misting too. Monotubs create their own humidity and natural evaporation to create wonderful pinsets when dialed in correctly. Yes it can help if you don't have air circulation or your tub is too dry for some reason, but should not be recommended as a practice for monotubs. Thjat's not what they are designed for. That should be stressed here. I may be back for more so stay tuned......:pipesmoke:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: tombosley8]
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Bam again


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: tombosley8]
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:haha:

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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: Sockadin]
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Side note : Boiling water only reaches temps of 212 degrees. To fully sterilize your jars you need it to reach temps of 250+ degrees. Therefore, if your jars are sitting in the water, the bottom of those jars are only reach 212 degrees. This means' that your contamination rate is already wayyy higher compared to the way I am about to show you. This will also save your jars from cracking.


no, it's not about reaching the temps,cause you can do it at 0 psi or 5-10...does't matter, the time is just adjusted accordingly:thumbup:
don't forget to vent your steam before adding yout weight, thats the mistake i see most


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: cronicr]
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Well this thread went to shit quick :smbfacepalm:


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another, and to preserve, and cherish, the only home, we've ever known."


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: wowimflabbergasted]
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jmans a champ..he can take it:lol:


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Re: New Noob Tek [Re: wowimflabbergasted]
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I'm partially at fault for that. And I'm not typically a dick. OP was cocky from the get go. I called out a tek he linked to someone else. He got pissy because it was HIS OWN TEK.  I wasn't even aware when I called out the tek.
I'm willing to let it all go. It was fun, but I don't want feelings to be hurt. OP, truce?


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