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Most Embarrassing Moments?
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So, I'm waiting for the bus home one day when I notice that I really have to take a shit. There is no bathroom around so I decide to hold it until I get home. Once I get on the bus I start experiencing sharp pains in my stomach. It felt like someone was stabbing me in the gut with a knife. I start making loud groaning noises and slumping over. Everyone sitting around me can tell something is wrong. I'm determined to not shit my pants and make it home. I continue to groan loudly in agonizing pain.

Eventually it becomes too much and I'm seconds away from shitting my pants on a crowded bus. I pull the string to stop at the next stop. At this point everyone on the bus is looking at me and wondering what the fuck is wrong with me. As soon as the bus stops I run for the door. I walk out and as soon as one of my feet touches the sidewalk, I pull my pants down and spray diarrhea all over this wall. I look in front of me and EVERYONE on the bus is staring out the window at me with their jaws open in awe. I then had to turtle walk home about 8 blocks in 85 degree weather.

This is by far my most Embarrassing moment. It's quite funny to think about now but at the time it was a traumatic experience.

what is your most Embarrassing moment?

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Re: Most Embarrassing Moments? [Re: Magicman69] * 5
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:rofldrunk:

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Re: Most Embarrassing Moments? [Re: Burke Dennings] * 5
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I'm sure I have one but after reading that I'm coming up blank.

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Re: Most Embarrassing Moments? [Re: Magicman69]
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Magicman69 said:
So, I'm waiting for the bus home one day when I notice that I really have to take a shit. There is no bathroom around so I decide to hold it until I get home. Once I get on the bus I start experiencing sharp pains in my stomach. It felt like someone was stabbing me in the gut with a knife. I start making loud groaning noises and slumping over. Everyone sitting around me can tell something is wrong. I'm determined to not shit my pants and make it home. I continue to groan loudly in agonizing pain.

Eventually it becomes too much and I'm seconds away from shitting my pants on a crowded bus. I pull the string to stop at the next stop. At this point everyone on the bus is looking at me and wondering what the fuck is wrong with me. As soon as the bus stops I run for the door. I walk out and as soon as one of my feet touches the sidewalk, I pull my pants down and spray diarrhea all over this wall. I look in front of me and EVERYONE on the bus is staring out the window at me with their jaws open in awe. I then had to turtle walk home about 8 blocks in 85 degree weather.

This is by far my most Embarrassing moment. It's quite funny to think about now but at the time it was a traumatic experience.

what is your most Embarrassing moment?




Blew snot outta my nose laughing while having a conversation with a hot girl. :sad:

Got arrested for stealing gummy worms years ago. That was quite the story in jail. What you in for? "Gummy worms, man". That hard life.


Was super drunk one time at a bus stop and when I stood up, I immediately fell back down like a stiffened board and banged my head on the shelter. Embarrassing.


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Re: Most Embarrassing Moments? [Re: larry.fisherman]
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tripping balls at an afterparty for a show a few years ago

i wasnt even paying attention to anything, just really spaced out

and apparently i was staring at this chicks crotch when she was sitting indian style on a bed and there were like 8 of us in this room

i snapped outta it and realized what i was doing and she had a serious wtf?!?!? face going on. i was pretty embarassed lol. i musta been lookin for at least a minute or two. she was hot too


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Re: Most Embarrassing Moments? [Re: Magicman69]
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I was drunk and on dope and threw up on my manager back when I was a shitty retail bitch at the Home Depot. I was going to punch him but the sudden movement fucked with my equilibrium and I so I threw up on him instead. Then I passed out in the grass on the way home and woke up with the sprinklers spraying me.

Still doesn't compare to a bus full of people seeing me spray buttmud all over the place. God damn, OP.


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Re: Most Embarrassing Moments? [Re: something super extreme]
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sVs said:
I was drunk and on dope and threw up on my manager back when I was a shitty retail bitch at the Home Depot. I was going to punch him but the sudden movement fucked with my equilibrium and I so I threw up on him instead. Then I passed out in the grass on the way home and woke up with the sprinklers spraying me.

Still doesn't compare to a bus full of people seeing me spray buttmud all over the place. God damn, OP.


Now that is a story. Finally something I can work with. :rofl:

I must add the reason I was having shit problems is because I was dope sick and had just taken a line of coke. Horrible combo. Now I'm on subs and only shit three times a week. Better than the alternative. :elmo:

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Re: Most Embarrassing Moments? [Re: Magicman69]
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i almost peed my pants laughing reading this.

I'm sorry that happened to you.  that would be extremely embarrassing.  I had the same thing happen after eating sausage mcmuffin from mcdonalds, then entering yellowstone.  Luckily i was able to get to an outhouse.  I don't think i would have pulled my pants down, id have shat myself with them on.  Hard to say, i hope that never happens.  :fonda:


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Re: Most Embarrassing Moments? [Re: Magicman69]
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i purposely shat in on the side of a busy road with cars and bicyclists riding by.  I was drunk and high on benzos.  Not embarrassed.  I wasn't thinking about being so close to a school.  II could have gotten in serious trouble.  :uhoh:


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Re: Most Embarrassing Moments? [Re: sprinkles]
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stricken from the record

Edited by governmentname (08/07/14 09:54 AM)

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Re: Most Embarrassing Moments? [Re: governmentname]
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LOL! Your friend is a real jackass for that one. I remember the scrambled porn days. You watch for an hour you will get a few clear titty shots. My Dad had one of those scrambler boxes that got all the stations free. It worked for about a year. This was late nineties, I was in heaven. :lol:

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Re: Most Embarrassing Moments? [Re: Magicman69]
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Magicman69 said:
So, I'm waiting for the bus home one day when I notice that I really have to take a shit. There is no bathroom around so I decide to hold it until I get home. Once I get on the bus I start experiencing sharp pains in my stomach. It felt like someone was stabbing me in the gut with a knife. I start making loud groaning noises and slumping over. Everyone sitting around me can tell something is wrong. I'm determined to not shit my pants and make it home. I continue to groan loudly in agonizing pain.

Eventually it becomes too much and I'm seconds away from shitting my pants on a crowded bus. I pull the string to stop at the next stop. At this point everyone on the bus is looking at me and wondering what the fuck is wrong with me. As soon as the bus stops I run for the door. I walk out and as soon as one of my feet touches the sidewalk, I pull my pants down and spray diarrhea all over this wall. I look in front of me and EVERYONE on the bus is staring out the window at me with their jaws open in awe. I then had to turtle walk home about 8 blocks in 85 degree weather.

This is by far my most Embarrassing moment. It's quite funny to think about now but at the time it was a traumatic experience.

what is your most Embarrassing moment?


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Re: Most Embarrassing Moments? [Re: JesusIsLord]
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Believe it or not when I was in High School I was a renaissance man.  All-State band and Football, Captain of the Football team, section leader in band, Boy representative on the student council; I knew basically everybody and as a result was pretty popular.

Anyway some of the jocks had this thing whenever the vice principal would walk through the foyer we'd all just start 'rabbling' alot like how they'd do on South Park.  For whatever reason it absolutely pissed that guy off and since it was like 50 people he couldn't do a damn thing about it. :lol:

Well one day at break he was walking in and I told the people around me to start a "Ruckus" on the count of 3 and absolutely nobody else joined in.:cookiemonster:  The entire school heard be rabble on like a fucking retard and from that moment on I was known as "The Ruckus".:yeahthatsright:


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invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
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Re: Most Embarrassing Moments? [Re: Bassfreak]
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Bassfreak said:
tripping balls at an afterparty for a show a few years ago

i wasnt even paying attention to anything, just really spaced out

and apparently i was staring at this chicks crotch when she was sitting indian style on a bed and there were like 8 of us in this room

i snapped outta it and realized what i was doing and she had a serious wtf?!?!? face going on. i was pretty embarassed lol. i musta been lookin for at least a minute or two. she was hot too


:ohyou:  Got Caught! :rofl:  Don't worry man we've all been there.


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs

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Re: Most Embarrassing Moments? [Re: Magicman69]
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When I told what I thought was a great joke to a large group of kids in 7th grade.

I was the only one laughing at the punchline and proceeded to fart and laugh uncontrollably until I just awkwardly walked back to my desk.
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A bit more recently than that, I was rolling with a couple friends at a beautiful park. I needed to go take a piss so I walked over to this hidden little area that has a stream I could relieve myself at.

After I started pissing I looked over and there was some guy fishing with a very big and fierce looking dog. So I cut off midstream and try to pull up my pants.

This dog just goes crazy and starts chasing me like he's going to kill me. So I'm now running back to my friends, when my pants just fall down to my ankles, I fall on my face, all in front of a group of elderly people, families with kids and my friends while trying to get this rabid dog from jumping eating me.

It was not a fun day to take MDMA.


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the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk,
mad to be saved,
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Re: Most Embarrassing Moments? [Re: kr0nik0]
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:rofl:


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Re: Most Embarrassing Moments? [Re: something super extreme]
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So when I was a kid I was raised up Baptist and around 15 or so I really got into it one summer and went to a bible camp.  Well call it trying to fit in or whatever; but I'd gone to this church my entire life.  I sort of felt the need to be accepted by my piers.

Anyway the first summer I went to camp with the group I had brought a pair of American Flag boxer briefs that were comfy as shit with me. They told me for initiation I should walk up the steps in front of the cabin/dorm in those briefs and sing the National Anthem.

I'll be goddamned if every person in the camp (like 400 or so people) watched me do it.  Super embarrassing.  Cathartic experience to say the least.  Kind of pushed me to be an attention hog after that.


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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a
sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the
dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an
equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a
computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.
Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein
Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs

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Re: Most Embarrassing Moments? [Re: Magicman69]
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Magicman69 said:
So, I'm waiting for the bus home one day when I notice that I really have to take a shit. There is no bathroom around so I decide to hold it until I get home. Once I get on the bus I start experiencing sharp pains in my stomach. It felt like someone was stabbing me in the gut with a knife. I start making loud groaning noises and slumping over. Everyone sitting around me can tell something is wrong. I'm determined to not shit my pants and make it home. I continue to groan loudly in agonizing pain.

Eventually it becomes too much and I'm seconds away from shitting my pants on a crowded bus. I pull the string to stop at the next stop. At this point everyone on the bus is looking at me and wondering what the fuck is wrong with me. As soon as the bus stops I run for the door. I walk out and as soon as one of my feet touches the sidewalk, I pull my pants down and spray diarrhea all over this wall. I look in front of me and EVERYONE on the bus is staring out the window at me with their jaws open in awe. I then had to turtle walk home about 8 blocks in 85 degree weather.

This is by far my most Embarrassing moment. It's quite funny to think about now but at the time it was a traumatic experience.

what is your most Embarrassing moment?


:mushroom2:

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Re: Most Embarrassing Moments? [Re: trollstein]
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When I was in sixth grade my school did this thing when there was maybe 1 month left of school where it's kinda like a field day, we got to go outside and play games and shit and there was like 3 teams and you had to wear that color only.

Well I was on team white and I wore my older sisters white tank top since I didn't have many plain white shirts. I'm in 6th grade my boobs have been growing for about two years so I had like an A or B cup at this point. Well my sister was more developed than me so the shirt didn't fit me quite right in the boob area since it was a tank top and she was Bigger than me.

I was doing some event where we had to run back and fourth and everyone was watching even the teachers. So I'm running and all of a sudden all the girls start to go OMG and the guys jaws drop. I had no clue why, then when I got closer to them the girls ran toward me and told me my shirt fell down and when I was running my boobs just popped out and for a good 10 seconds I was flashing the entire grade and my teachers. I cried the rest of the day, the absolute most humiliating day of my entire life. The teachers let me go inside and sit out the rest of the day because they felt so bad.


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