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does your girlfriend cook for you?
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when you have a girlfriend do you usually expect her to cook for you? or do you have to ask her to cook for you?

jw cause I've been fucking this girl for over a year and she's got off her ass and made a meal for me maybe 3-4 times without me asking her to. i am the breadwinner, she never pays for shit, even the groceries when she wants to cook or if i ask her to.

aren't women supposed to WANT to feed their man? this is ridiculous

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Re: does your girlfriend cook for you? [Re: plasma]
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my girlfriend cooks for me every night. tonight is Spicy Chicken Avacado Enchilada night. if she didn't i'd kick her out.

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Re: does your girlfriend cook for you? [Re: plasma]
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:facepalm:

It's not the 1930s anymore dude.  That being said, I wouldn't be cool with her just mooching either.

I love cooking, and I'll cook for my girl anytime.  It's nice to be cooked for sometimes too though.

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Re: does your girlfriend cook for you? [Re: pwnasaurus]
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i pay for all our meals, i can't cook myself so it'd be a total waste of time and effort. a 24 year old woman though should know how to cook and want to cook for her man, at least thats what i thought.

i pay for all the rent, bills, drugs, groceries

Edited by plasma (07/02/12 02:34 PM)

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Re: does your girlfriend cook for you? [Re: plasma] * 1
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plasma said:
i pay for all our meals, i can't cook myself so it'd be a total waste of time and effort. a 24 year old woman though should know how to cook and want to cook for her man, at least thats what i thought.

i pay for all the rent, bills, drugs, groceries


Again, it's not the 1930s dude.  Why should a 24 year old woman "want to cook for her man"?  Maybe she doesn't like cooking, maybe she sucks at it too.

Why are you paying all the bills?  Fuck that noise, sounds like a shitty, mooching girl, I would not let that fly.

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Re: does your girlfriend cook for you? [Re: plasma]
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have you tried talking with her about this?

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Re: does your girlfriend cook for you? [Re: SoreSpore]
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It's usually the other way around when I'm dating a girl. :shrug:

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Re: does your girlfriend cook for you? [Re: pwnasaurus]
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pwnasaurus said:
plasma said:
i pay for all our meals, i can't cook myself so it'd be a total waste of time and effort. a 24 year old woman though should know how to cook and want to cook for her man, at least thats what i thought.

i pay for all the rent, bills, drugs, groceries


Again, it's not the 1930s dude.  Why should a 24 year old woman "want to cook for her man"?  Maybe she doesn't like cooking, maybe she sucks at it too.

Why are you paying all the bills?  Fuck that noise, sounds like a shitty, mooching girl, I would not let that fly.


cause women cook and men make money? lol the fuck are you trying to say its not the 1930s? No fucking shit. either way a female should want to cook for her man instead of wait for him to go get us fast food since i don't cook. stupid bitch just asked me for some money too so she could get a cab somewhere else just cause she's too lazy too cook

as soon as she woke up she grabbed a balloon and walked over to my tank and popped her balloon as she was filling it up, then laid back down and called a cab. bitches are dumb as fuck

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Re: does your girlfriend cook for you? [Re: plasma] * 8
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plasma said:
bitches are dumb as fuck


plasma said:
i pay for all our meals,
i pay for all the rent, bills, drugs, groceries


i didn't know you were a bitch?

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Re: does your girlfriend cook for you? [Re: plasma] * 3
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I mean you're pulling out gender roles from the 30s that don't apply anymore.

"women cook for men and men make money" :facepalm:

Your girl sounds like a fucking tool.  Has nothing to do with "bitches", the problem is YOUR bitch.

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Re: does your girlfriend cook for you? [Re: pwnasaurus] * 8
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She's fucking another guy, bro...she doesn't have time to cook for your ass.


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Re: does your girlfriend cook for you? [Re: plasma]
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It's okay to slap her a little, not in a mean way, just to let her know she's your woman and that you expect a roast and potatoes when you get home from the plant, and afterwards maybe a scotch while she washes the dishes. Don't give her a black eye though, that might lower your neighbour's respect for you.


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Re: does your girlfriend cook for you? [Re: Enlil]
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idk my wife cooks for me and pays most of the bills.

It's hard to have that control over your sugar momma, you probably couldn't pull it off like I do.


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Re: does your girlfriend cook for you? [Re: Enlil]
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idk if she's fucking someone else, i just want some god dam food

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Re: does your girlfriend cook for you? [Re: plasma]
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Then you should buy the food...make sure you get enough for the other guy, too...that kind of sex really works up an appetite...

My wife cooks AND makes more money than me...When I was a student, she made ALL the money and cooked for me..


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Re: does your girlfriend cook for you? [Re: plasma] * 1
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my girl loves cooking for me :thumbup:



she fucked up mac n cheese last week though..cmon how do you screw that up :facepalm:

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Re: does your girlfriend cook for you? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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she looks like she loves to eat too.

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Re: does your girlfriend cook for you? [Re: Bill_Oreilly]
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Enlil said:
Then you should buy the food...make sure you get enough for the other guy, too...that kind of sex really works up an appetite...

My wife cooks AND makes more money than me...When I was a student, she made ALL the money and cooked for me..


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TheMushroomJesus said:
my girl loves cooking for me :thumbup:


yeah my ex girlfriend cooked for on the daily basis, multiple meals a day. guess i should drop the junkie and get a house wife (SIKE IM TOO YOUNG FOR THAT ENLIL), its not big deal i was just wondering if i was in the wrong for expecting this chick to cook me a meal from time to time. and when i ask she gets all lazy and hits nitrous instead

what a waste of life

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Re: does your girlfriend cook for you? [Re: SoreSpore]
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SoreSpore said:
she looks like she loves to eat too.



ya shes 7 months pregnant what a fatass :shrug:

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Re: does your girlfriend cook for you? [Re: Bill_Oreilly] * 2
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You wouldn't be in this situation if you'd have just fucked her in the ass instead.


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