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Blutjager
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My girlfriend kicks ass
#5882003 - 07/20/06 05:01 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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She Cooked me dinner did the dishes took out the garbage and cleaned my entire house all in the same night and I never even asked her to do any of it.I think I should marry her
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ClammyJoe
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Re: My girlfriend kicks ass [Re: Blutjager]
#5882006 - 07/20/06 05:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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If you want that to keep happening, marriage is the last thing you want to do.
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MasterOfTheToys
The Sexy

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Re: My girlfriend kicks ass [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5882011 - 07/20/06 05:05 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheMadConductor said: If you want that to keep happening, marriage is the last thing you want to do.
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eris
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Re: My girlfriend kicks ass [Re: Blutjager]
#5882034 - 07/20/06 05:12 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Wow, my girlfriend rarely does any of that and she lives with me.
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Blutjager
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Re: My girlfriend kicks ass [Re: eris]
#5882057 - 07/20/06 05:27 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Good point my ex lived here for a while and didnt do shit,lazy bitch
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MasterOfTheToys
The Sexy

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Re: My girlfriend kicks ass [Re: Blutjager]
#5882060 - 07/20/06 05:28 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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dont talk like that about your cousin!
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splifner180
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Do yourself a favor and give her the best sex of her life tonight.
I <3 Pavlov.
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: My girlfriend kicks ass [Re: Blutjager]
#5882094 - 07/20/06 05:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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yeah, give her great sex for doing all those nice things for you, but don't trust her man. she's scheming something.
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d33p
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Re: My girlfriend kicks ass [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5882104 - 07/20/06 05:43 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I hate to break it to you.... but, your girlfriend may be a meth addict.
just kidding
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Blutjager
Inhuman


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Re: My girlfriend kicks ass [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5882107 - 07/20/06 05:44 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Actually I got her off like 8 times that day,then she fell asleep.When she woke up is when she did all those things so maybe that was why,Didn't think of that till now.Yea thats probally it cause she was just in such a good mood
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Acidic_Sloth
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Re: My girlfriend kicks ass [Re: Blutjager]
#5882112 - 07/20/06 05:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i still say she's scheming!
females are evil like that. i know first hand.
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Saucerfulofmoon
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Re: My girlfriend kicks ass [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5882115 - 07/20/06 05:49 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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She's up to something....watch your back
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motaman
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Re: My girlfriend kicks ass [Re: Blutjager]
#5882124 - 07/20/06 05:51 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Maybe she has something she wants to tell you and is just trying to get on your good side before she does..
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: My girlfriend kicks ass [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5882233 - 07/20/06 06:23 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Sloth is right. I bet you a week from now you'll be making a post claiming she dumped you...
Or worse.
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FunkyLoFi
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Re: My girlfriend kicks ass [Re: Blutjager]
#5882295 - 07/20/06 06:40 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Blutjager said: She Cooked me dinner did the dishes took out the garbage and cleaned my entire house all in the same night and I never even asked her to do any of it.I think I should marry her
My house is dirty as fuck...can I borrow her?
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MasterOfTheToys
The Sexy

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Re: My girlfriend kicks ass [Re: Blutjager]
#5882300 - 07/20/06 06:42 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Theres no better girlfriend than a T-girlfriend
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Blutjager
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Maybe your right,although last time she had something bad to tell me she treated me like shit beforehand not tried to get on my good side,only time will tell I suppose.Thanks for making me worry though and here I was in a good mood
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eris
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Re: My girlfriend kicks ass [Re: Blutjager]
#5882501 - 07/20/06 08:04 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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She could have just wanted to do it for you because she likes you.
I wouldn't get all worried.
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Iamthewalrus
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Re: My girlfriend kicks ass [Re: Blutjager]
#5882727 - 07/20/06 08:47 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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ya don't worry...don't listen to these negative fuckers lol :P she cares about u and showed it...just leave it at that
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splifner180
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Re: My girlfriend kicks ass [Re: Iamthewalrus]
#5884269 - 07/21/06 12:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm with eris eris and iamthewalrus on this. The odds are much better that the great sex made her happy enough to clean. =)
splif
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