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Offlinecdchriscd
Green Acres

Registered: 04/25/03
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Loc: FL
Last seen: 20 years, 6 months
I have the best girlfriend
    #1791781 - 08/08/03 10:42 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Right now, she's out buying my pants, rolling papers, and looking for a used PC. And this moring I was watching her get dressed in the closet and....hrm, nevermind.

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InvisibleAhab McBathsalts
OTD Windmill Administrator
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Posts: 35,160
Loc: Wind Turbine, AB
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1791793 - 08/08/03 10:45 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

i'll trade you a quarter of some mushies for her.


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Offlinecdchriscd
Green Acres

Registered: 04/25/03
Posts: 716
Loc: FL
Last seen: 20 years, 6 months
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #1791809 - 08/08/03 10:51 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

You'll have to do better than that.

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InvisibleRipple
Ripple
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Registered: 05/16/02
Posts: 21,014
Loc: the timbers of Fennario
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1791882 - 08/08/03 11:16 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

That's nice!

Shine On! :smile: 


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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
PHiSH

Registered: 03/01/03
Posts: 8,127
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: Ripple]
    #1792056 - 08/08/03 12:20 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

are you sure that she was getting dressed while you were "watching"?


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Offlinecdchriscd
Green Acres

Registered: 04/25/03
Posts: 716
Loc: FL
Last seen: 20 years, 6 months
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #1792060 - 08/08/03 12:21 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Yes. Why?

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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
PHiSH

Registered: 03/01/03
Posts: 8,127
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1792089 - 08/08/03 12:30 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

"And this moring I was watching her get dressed in the closet and....hrm, nevermind."

Well that and just trailed off, it leaves room for possibilites.


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Offlinecdchriscd
Green Acres

Registered: 04/25/03
Posts: 716
Loc: FL
Last seen: 20 years, 6 months
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #1792098 - 08/08/03 12:32 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

She reads the board too, and she'd get mad if I posted what happened next, use your imagination.


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OfflineCrass
Explorer of theMind

Registered: 01/22/03
Posts: 626
Last seen: 12 years, 3 months
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1792100 - 08/08/03 12:33 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

liar.

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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
PHiSH

Registered: 03/01/03
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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1792129 - 08/08/03 12:43 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

are you sure you want me to do that? if you knew my mind i think you could easily take that back...haha. I'll just got watch my girlfriend change instead...oh, man shes not her right now.


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OfflineHans_Moleman
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Registered: 04/06/03
Posts: 3,676
Loc: Canadia
Last seen: 16 years, 5 months
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #1792367 - 08/08/03 02:05 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

well........ummmm....my gf is buying me a new car and a new house AND a NEW PC, and she woke me with morning head this morning.....

beat that

:P


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Offlinecdchriscd
Green Acres

Registered: 04/25/03
Posts: 716
Loc: FL
Last seen: 20 years, 6 months
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: Hans_Moleman]
    #1792371 - 08/08/03 02:06 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

My girlfriend has bigger tits then yours.

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OfflineHans_Moleman
????

Registered: 04/06/03
Posts: 3,676
Loc: Canadia
Last seen: 16 years, 5 months
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1792462 - 08/08/03 02:28 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

probably!


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One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today because growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers -- they saw it as competition, because It is not chemically addictive as is nicotine, alcohol, or caffeine.

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InvisibleLittle Shroom
Resident Faerie
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Registered: 06/22/99
Posts: 3,737
Loc: Toronto, Canada
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: Hans_Moleman]
    #1793292 - 08/08/03 06:08 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

It always boils down to tits, doesn't it?

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Offlinecdchriscd
Green Acres

Registered: 04/25/03
Posts: 716
Loc: FL
Last seen: 20 years, 6 months
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: Little Shroom]
    #1793296 - 08/08/03 06:09 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Of course. What else?

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InvisibleLittle Shroom
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Registered: 06/22/99
Posts: 3,737
Loc: Toronto, Canada
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1793299 - 08/08/03 06:09 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Ass?

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Offlinecdchriscd
Green Acres

Registered: 04/25/03
Posts: 716
Loc: FL
Last seen: 20 years, 6 months
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: Little Shroom]
    #1793302 - 08/08/03 06:11 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, but if the tits are lacking, it's just never as good.

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InvisibleSammi
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Registered: 05/18/03
Posts: 356
Loc: Texas
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1793621 - 08/08/03 07:33 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

boys......


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Invisiblechinadoll
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Registered: 10/05/02
Posts: 1,118
Loc: dark side of terrapin
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: Sammi]
    #1793785 - 08/08/03 08:43 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

they never grow up


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OfflineJohnnyR
mi cixelsyd

Registered: 07/07/02
Posts: 2,187
Loc: a hot place
Last seen: 18 years, 10 days
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: chinadoll]
    #1793976 - 08/08/03 09:49 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

its all about the titties you kno


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Anonymous

Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1794090 - 08/08/03 10:33 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

I have the best Girlfriend ever...She has put up with me for about 14 yrs now. We havent even lived with each other for over 2 yrs now but we cannot stand to not see each other for more than a couple of weeks.
I wish i had a quarter for every time i drove up I10 to Austin so we could just go to the store with each other. We met at the Paridise bar on 6th street in Austin back in 1989 and i got her phone number that nite. She was dating someone else at that time and didnt see her again for a couple of weeks till she walked in the Continental club on Congress avenue an saw me dancing with her best friend on one of the speakers...Webb Wilder was putting on a show that nite and she just bumped her friend out of the picture. She has been my best friend an lover ever since....

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Anonymous

Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: TxTec]
    #1794098 - 08/08/03 10:35 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Kick ass
I 've know 420 girl
for 20 years
we went to grade school together
thru college.

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Anonymous

Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: ]
    #1794135 - 08/08/03 10:51 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

She is a sweetheart deluxe Joe so hang on to her...I could see that in her eyes from just a picture Joe... :thumbup: :smile:

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Invisiblehoushroom
shroom cowboy

Registered: 05/07/03
Posts: 678
Loc: space city
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: TxTec]
    #1794205 - 08/08/03 11:20 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

<-- I have the best gf.

cdchriscd i like your art

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Anonymous

Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: houshroom]
    #1794406 - 08/09/03 01:04 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah you wish Cowboy! That friend is only good about 6 to 8 times a year ...

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Invisiblehoushroom
shroom cowboy

Registered: 05/07/03
Posts: 678
Loc: space city
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: TxTec]
    #1794439 - 08/09/03 01:22 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

that post was a little confusing with the arrow cause i was tripping balls at the time but my real life girlfriend is very cool!  she's on her way over as we speak :laugh: 

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Anonymous

Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: houshroom]
    #1794752 - 08/09/03 05:57 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

Cool i`ll come over an we can have a threesome again :cool:....Opps i thought i was in OTD ...Im sorry :crazy:

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Anonymous

Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: TxTec]
    #1795441 - 08/09/03 01:45 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

hahahaha
OTD slip up....

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Invisiblehoushroom
shroom cowboy

Registered: 05/07/03
Posts: 678
Loc: space city
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: ]
    #1795857 - 08/09/03 04:07 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

hey txtec are those malabar in that pic you posted?

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Anonymous

Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1796618 - 08/09/03 09:00 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

i fucked her

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Offlinecdchriscd
Green Acres

Registered: 04/25/03
Posts: 716
Loc: FL
Last seen: 20 years, 6 months
Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: ]
    #1796663 - 08/09/03 09:24 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

She couldn't resist your punk white boy charm?

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Anonymous

Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1796722 - 08/09/03 09:50 PM (20 years, 7 months ago)

nah i'd say it was the king dingaling

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Anonymous

Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1797297 - 08/10/03 02:22 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

I've never had a girlfriend before. But I'm only 20. My mom says I can start dating when I turn 25.

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Anonymous

Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1797300 - 08/10/03 02:24 AM (20 years, 7 months ago)

chris's girlfriend =

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