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Offlinecdchriscd
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I have the best girlfriend
    #1791781 - 08/08/03 12:42 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Right now, she's out buying my pants, rolling papers, and looking for a used PC. And this moring I was watching her get dressed in the closet and....hrm, nevermind.


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InvisibleAhab McBathsalts
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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1791793 - 08/08/03 12:45 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

i'll trade you a quarter of some mushies for her.


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Offlinecdchriscd
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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: Ahab McBathsalts]
    #1791809 - 08/08/03 12:51 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

You'll have to do better than that.


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InvisibleRipple
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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1791882 - 08/08/03 01:16 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

That's nice!

Shine On! :smile: 


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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Registered: 03/01/03
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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: Ripple]
    #1792056 - 08/08/03 02:20 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

are you sure that she was getting dressed while you were "watching"?


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Offlinecdchriscd
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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #1792060 - 08/08/03 02:21 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Yes. Why?


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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1792089 - 08/08/03 02:30 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

"And this moring I was watching her get dressed in the closet and....hrm, nevermind."

Well that and just trailed off, it leaves room for possibilites.


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Offlinecdchriscd
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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #1792098 - 08/08/03 02:32 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

She reads the board too, and she'd get mad if I posted what happened next, use your imagination.



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OfflineCrass
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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1792100 - 08/08/03 02:33 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

liar.


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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1792129 - 08/08/03 02:43 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

are you sure you want me to do that? if you knew my mind i think you could easily take that back...haha. I'll just got watch my girlfriend change instead...oh, man shes not her right now.


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OfflineHans_Moleman
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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #1792367 - 08/08/03 04:05 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

well........ummmm....my gf is buying me a new car and a new house AND a NEW PC, and she woke me with morning head this morning.....

beat that

:P


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Offlinecdchriscd
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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: Hans_Moleman]
    #1792371 - 08/08/03 04:06 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

My girlfriend has bigger tits then yours.


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OfflineHans_Moleman
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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1792462 - 08/08/03 04:28 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

probably!


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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: Hans_Moleman]
    #1793292 - 08/08/03 08:08 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

It always boils down to tits, doesn't it?


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Offlinecdchriscd
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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: Little Shroom]
    #1793296 - 08/08/03 08:09 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Of course. What else?


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InvisibleLittle Shroom
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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1793299 - 08/08/03 08:09 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Ass?


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Offlinecdchriscd
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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: Little Shroom]
    #1793302 - 08/08/03 08:11 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Yeah, but if the tits are lacking, it's just never as good.


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InvisibleSammi
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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: cdchriscd]
    #1793621 - 08/08/03 09:33 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

boys......


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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: Sammi]
    #1793785 - 08/08/03 10:43 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

they never grow up


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OfflineJohnnyR
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Re: I have the best girlfriend [Re: chinadoll]
    #1793976 - 08/08/03 11:49 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

its all about the titties you kno


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