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Invisiblesui
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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: lowdominion]
    #5432151 - 03/22/06 10:11 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

i guess you could mention the fact that you noticed she was gaining weight, and you dont want it to become un healthy.

Show concern, NOT the fact that your not as attracted to her anymore.


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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: CaptainH13]
    #5432172 - 03/22/06 10:16 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

Feminist garbage. Women are just as shallow as men when it comes to attractiveness. Ever notice how women go gaga over dudes who are 6 foot tall, have bodies of pure muscle, and have handsome faces?

In today's politically correct world nobody wants to admit that looks matter. Yet they do and everybody knows it. If you are going to be with somebody then you need to be at least somewhat physically attracted to them. Granted, physical attractiveness isn't everything. Temperment, personality, sense of humor, belief systems, etc.. all matter. But, physical attractiveness still does play a significant part in whether or not you will have romantic or sexual feelings toward someone.

Edited by RandalFlagg (03/22/06 10:26 PM)

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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: CaptainH13]
    #5432181 - 03/22/06 10:17 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

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haha....it's Aus-rotten...typical of the old era political Punkrock....




They are from Pittsburgh. My friend played in a band with the lead singer of Aus Rotten. I've also seen them play several times. Needless to say, I do not agree with their politics.

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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: sui]
    #5432383 - 03/22/06 11:08 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

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i guess you could mention the fact that you noticed she was gaining weight, and you dont want it to become un healthy.

Show concern, NOT the fact that your not as attracted to her anymore.




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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: SporeDrinker]
    #5432388 - 03/22/06 11:09 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

Put ipecac in all her meals.


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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5432391 - 03/22/06 11:10 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

:lol:

She'll learn quick

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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: Boom]
    #5432397 - 03/22/06 11:12 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

"Everytime I eat I throw up, so... if I stop eating... I'll stop throwing up."


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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: Liz]
    #5432398 - 03/22/06 11:12 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

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Liz said:
Well sure, there's a few things you could do - You could start with looking beyond her physical appearance and putting more importance in the last few years you've spent together.




:rofl:


no really, tell her that youre thinkin of doin some exercise and if she would like to join (and if she doesnt join tie a biscuit to your shit and then run down the street...)  :thumbup:


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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: SporeDrinker]
    #5432405 - 03/22/06 11:14 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

Leave that cow. Plenty of other women out there that actually care about their bodies.


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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5432407 - 03/22/06 11:14 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

Every time she looks like she's gonna hurl, ring a bell. This way, (after a bunch of times) you can make her purge simply by ringing a bell. Outcome? You win, my friend

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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5432416 - 03/22/06 11:15 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

I say you study up on nutrition and what not and gain a huge interest in the subject.

Learn about how bad many candy ingredients are for your body. Read labels on all of your foods and make sure to NOT eat the ones that you find unhealthy. Show outright disgust for those junk food products.

You're infomation and attention to health will catch on.

Hint, start with high fructose corn syrup(in lots of candies), hydrogenated oils, and anything where a read food ingredient isn't the first listed(Yuck!).


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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: Boom]
    #5432420 - 03/22/06 11:16 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

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Booooom said:
Every time she looks like she's gonna hurl, ring a bell.  This way, (after a bunch of times) you can make her purge simply by ringing a bell.  Outcome?  You win, my friend





you sir, are a fuckin genius!! :thumbup: :thumbup:


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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: eligal]
    #5432426 - 03/22/06 11:17 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

Me and that Pavlov guy.




He's good

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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: SporeDrinker]
    #5432429 - 03/22/06 11:18 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

I don't think there is an easy way to say it. Without getting smacked... at least that's what would happen to me.


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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: eris]
    #5432436 - 03/22/06 11:20 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

its easy if youre a pimp


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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: Liz]
    #5432457 - 03/22/06 11:25 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

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Liz said:
Well sure, there's a few things you could do - You could start with looking beyond her physical appearance and putting more importance in the last few years you've spent together.





FAST FORWARD 20 YEARS

you find yourself with a fat ass wife and fat ass kids sitting on the couch watching fox news.

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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: Tien]
    #5432467 - 03/22/06 11:26 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

:lol: :shocked:


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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: Tien]
    #5432489 - 03/22/06 11:31 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

Don't forget loving Jesus wearing Tweetybird shirts shopping at Wal-Mart eating fast food everyday for breakfast lunch and dinner while popping your prescription pills so you don't feel shit.


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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5432504 - 03/22/06 11:33 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)



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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: daimyo]
    #5432509 - 03/22/06 11:35 PM (18 years, 1 day ago)

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oh yes!!:lol: :lolz0rz:

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