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My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!!
#5709630 - 06/03/06 11:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I mean the bong is right there on the table, the tray full of course and night after night she's like, can you pack the bong....
It's all right there! It's not hard I know she can do it, and dont even get me started on cleaning the screen and and water.
It's her bong! Well mine but she uses it. 
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5709694 - 06/03/06 11:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I know how it is.. some girls just wont touch any tobacco, weed, or other drugs... especially when it comes to something that has ashes on it. Mine is the same way.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5709696 - 06/03/06 11:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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weird.
if i want a bowl, i'll fucking pack a bowl. it's not that hard.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: eris]
#5709703 - 06/03/06 11:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah it's nothing new but tonight it just drove me up the wall.
There so girly....lol I hope so
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5709711 - 06/04/06 12:01 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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When she asks you get up, pack the bong, smoke the just packed bong, back to bed
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Magash]
#5709722 - 06/04/06 12:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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dude ... it's Magash!
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5709727 - 06/04/06 12:04 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Haven't seen you around ina bit. I really gotta make a new one of these
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Magash]
#5709730 - 06/04/06 12:06 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah, but i still love that picture.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Magash]
#5709736 - 06/04/06 12:08 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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It could be worse, but she is a nighttime smoker,
Though she never cleans it and man it can get bad, unless I intervene.
And then there is the constant tipping of the bong....
I swear she needs to go back to high shcool
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5709740 - 06/04/06 12:09 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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My wife is here no comment (but I hear ya).
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5709746 - 06/04/06 12:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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just don't pack it for her anymore, if she wants to smoke she can load the bowl herself. if she says it's too dirty, she can clean it herself; unless you're worried she might break it, you might be better off doing the cleaning.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5709762 - 06/04/06 12:16 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Slap the bitch and tell her you're doing her a favor letting her smoke out of it.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5709788 - 06/04/06 12:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Whats going to happen when your not around to pack it for her?
A girl should know how to pack a bowl, smoke a bong and roll a blunt. It should be like a rule or something.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5709819 - 06/04/06 12:32 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Acidic_Sloth said: just don't pack it for her anymore, if she wants to smoke she can load the bowl herself. if she says it's too dirty, she can clean it herself; unless you're worried she might break it, you might be better off doing the cleaning.
Yeah but I am a true pot head, meaning that I love the ritual that is involved, I just love braking up the bud, picking and choosing the ones, take the time to grind it, selective the packing, savoring the taste the aroma, even take pride in the tools of the trade,
So I just cant sit by and see this, so yeah I step in and correct it.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5709830 - 06/04/06 12:36 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah i know a lot of girls like that. whenever im at their place and they're like lets smoke, they hand me their bag of weed and the bong/bowl. i'm not complainin though.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5709835 - 06/04/06 12:37 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Snaggletooth said: I mean the bong is right there on the table, the tray full of course and night after night she's like, can you pack the bong....
It's all right there! It's not hard I know she can do it, and dont even get me started on cleaning the screen and and water.
It's her bong! Well mine but she uses it. 
So, why don't you tell her about how you feel? Communication is key to functionality in all aspects of life with other humans.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: whatever123]
#5709836 - 06/04/06 12:38 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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whatever123 said: Slap the bitch and tell her you're doing her a favor letting her smoke out of it.
smack a bitch so she learns to pack a bitch!
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: eligal]
#5709839 - 06/04/06 12:39 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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ps, what you guys mean by learnin to packin a bowl? youre sayin its something she needs to learn?? you just drop some crumbs in dont you...??
or am i doing something wrong
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5709844 - 06/04/06 12:40 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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better for you to pack her bong...
than for her to pack her bags!~


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Roadkill]
#5709849 - 06/04/06 12:41 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I gotta mull that over for a bit
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: eligal]
#5709856 - 06/04/06 12:43 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh she knows, I hum and hiss, every time and she rolls her eyes and sighs.
Oh she can pack a bowl, but never does, and sure when I am not around she does of course.
But she is very messy with it always has been, though I am picky
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5709863 - 06/04/06 12:44 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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messy?
like, weed crumbs on the floor or what?
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: eligal]
#5709877 - 06/04/06 12:51 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah spills it, the screen get rely bad man, I cant believe someone could even smoke it..lol
Now I should say that we have been together for many many years, like 13 
So I think this has turned in to a sick game, cause she knows, but still you get like.. just do it yourself.....just venting
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Roadkill]
#5709885 - 06/04/06 12:53 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Roadkill said: better for you to pack her bong...
than for her to pack her bags!~


tc
Oh yeah but if this is one of the worse pet peeves so that's not too bad,
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Roadkill]
#5709886 - 06/04/06 12:53 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Roadkill said: better for you to pack her bong...
than for her to pack her bags!~


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Maybe. Maybe not.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5710048 - 06/04/06 01:43 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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atleast you can smoke some weed, I wouldnt care, you have a girl as well, you have 2 things I dont have.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5710075 - 06/04/06 01:54 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Teach her how to pack a decent bowl. Then, if she still refuses to pack her own, even when she knows how to do it as well as you, knock her out and rape her.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5710120 - 06/04/06 02:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Teach her to be like Martha Washington, man. She'll have a fresh bowl packed for you, when you walk in the door. 
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: blissedout]
#5710127 - 06/04/06 02:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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More like mary todd lincoln 
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5710145 - 06/04/06 02:22 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i remember her. fucked that cunt raw
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5710385 - 06/04/06 07:29 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Snaggletooth said: I mean the bong is right there on the table, the tray full of course and night after night she's like, can you pack the bong....
It's all right there! It's not hard I know she can do it, and dint even get me started on cleaning the screen and and water.
It's her bong! Well mine but she uses it. 
Okay, I'm gonna be a WOMAN here for a minute...Sometimes men/boys don't understand the tit for tat function! What does she do for you? Is what she does for you satisfy your needs? Not just sexually but in everyday thoughtfulness? Relationships aren't 50/50 IMO, each should be trying to please each other 100% of the time. No need to "smack her" or "tell the bitch to do it herself", you should be glad that the woman is in your life, if you're not, there may come a day you find someone you really care about and won't mind loading the bong for. I love it when my man asks me to load a bowl, I know I'm gonna get some tonight! Chill.....
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5710389 - 06/04/06 07:33 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Snaggletooth said: Yeah spills it, the screen get rely bad man, I cant believe someone could even smoke it..lol
Now I should say that we have been together for many many years, like 13 
So I think this has turned in to a sick game, cause she knows, but still you get like.. just do it yourself.....just venting
it's more a controll thing then a "game"  ever since my brother met his wife she's been asking him to pour her a glass of water when we sit around the table... it's so emberessing when he won't do it, there'd be this silence around the table while he tries to "win" the upper hand by ignoring her (because the damn water bottle is RIGHT INFRONT OF HER!!! not like she has to streatch for it or anything... in her eyes it's "his job" as her mate )
so my guess it's just one of those stupid girly insecureties... next time she asks to pack the bowl make her "pay" for it with some loving
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5710390 - 06/04/06 07:33 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Snaggletooth said: It's not hard I know she can do it
pot makes people lazy, havent you read the studies
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5710395 - 06/04/06 07:36 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said:
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Snaggletooth said: It's not hard I know she can do it
pot makes people lazy, havent you read the studies
lol...
don't know about anyone alse but i've NEVER been lazy about packing my own bowl
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5710419 - 06/04/06 07:52 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You are being by your girlfriend!
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5710422 - 06/04/06 07:54 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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She needs a 24 hour bong ban immediately.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Simisu]
#5710429 - 06/04/06 07:57 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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simisu said:
Quote:
Prisoner#1 said:
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Snaggletooth said: It's not hard I know she can do it
pot makes people lazy, havent you read the studies
lol... don't know about anyone alse but i've NEVER been lazy about packing my own bowl
the studies say you cant remember if you pack your own bowl or not
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5710436 - 06/04/06 08:00 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Snaggletooth said: I mean the bong is right there on the table, the tray full of course and night after night she's like, can you pack the bong....
do you light it for her too?
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5710453 - 06/04/06 08:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Snaggletooth said: I mean the bong is right there on the table, the tray full of course and night after night she's like, can you pack the bong....
It's all right there! It's not hard I know she can do it, and dont even get me started on cleaning the screen and and water.
It's her bong! Well mine but she uses it. 
She needs attention. While she holds that hit. Kiss her on the neck, maybe rub her tits or between her legs. Let her have 3 to 6 hits. Then bone her. Do this 6 to 12 times a day.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: KaptKid]
#5710486 - 06/04/06 08:36 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Good advice.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: KaptKid]
#5711078 - 06/04/06 12:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sex 12 times a day? Anything more than 5 good sessions in one day and it feels like my pen0r is gonna fall off.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Tippinthru]
#5711593 - 06/04/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Tippinthru said:
Okay, I'm gonna be a WOMAN here for a minute...Sometimes men/boys don't understand the tit for tat function! What does she do for you? Is what she does for you satisfy your needs? Not just sexually but in everyday thoughtfulness? Relationships aren't 50/50 IMO, each should be trying to please each other 100% of the time. No need to "smack her" or "tell the bitch to do it herself", you should be glad that the woman is in your life, if you're not, there may come a day you find someone you really care about and won't mind loading the bong for. I love it when my man asks me to load a bowl, I know I'm gonna get some tonight! Chill.....

my point exactly.
you sound like a really good gal Tippin.
Last night I made a very romantic dinner for Nicole and me... no kids, just us.
Nice table cloth, candles, the good china, the good silverware, the good glassware... basically I just wanted to show her that she is very special to me.
Cooked her a rib eye steak, a bake potato with sour cream, a caesar salad... with a nice bottle of merlot(wine).
The look on her face was worth a million dollars to me. Her eyes were lit up with such a look of love...it melted me!~
Then I took her to bed and made love to her... and we cuddled and talked til early into the morning.
Why did I want to make a special dinner for her? Because she deserves that...and more!~
Last year on my birthday she threw me a birthday party that was out of this world... It was like being a kid again. She put so much effort into it...and it meant the world to me.
When you love someone...a little effort goes a long ways.
I took a picture of the table last night... it's a little dark and blurry...but you can see the mood I was trying for.


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Roadkill]
#5711732 - 06/04/06 04:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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That was a nice setup, absolutely, esspically when you have kids, 
Don't get me wrong, this is just a trivial issue.
But after 13 years we tend to slip, to the old marry couple bickering..lol
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Nashbar]
#5712076 - 06/04/06 05:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Snaggletooth said: I mean the bong is right there on the table, the tray full of course and night after night she's like, can you pack the bong....
some dude: Hey, can I get a cig? me: sure SD: awesome. Hey can I get a light, also? M: sure. Want me to smoke it for you, too? do you light it for her too?
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Roadkill]
#5712831 - 06/04/06 09:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Now that's what a Woman wants, not bitch slapped for asking her man to load a bong that would put them both in a good place! Good Job, RK and I bet Nicole thanked you too!
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Tippinthru]
#5712914 - 06/04/06 09:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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the solution is fairly obvious. when she asks you to pack a bowl for her, you give her the rules. the rules being "every time I pack you a bowl, you will allow me to pack your shit in later." it's funny, you can nail her in the stink for enabling her to nail a few bong hits.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
#5713015 - 06/04/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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or choke the bitch and pound her ass like the cops ain't coming.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Tippinthru]
#5713482 - 06/05/06 12:08 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i'm a chick and i load my own bong, but i don't have a guy that's close that i can ask to do it for me either.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#5713509 - 06/05/06 12:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I see, so the consensus is that I get no pity 
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5713599 - 06/05/06 12:37 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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if she doesn't load her own bong withing the next 2 days make her pose for some pics. Nothing too fancy, but to give you an idea....:
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: whatever123]
#5713779 - 06/05/06 01:43 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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that pic makes me hurl every damn time....
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: eligal]
#5713782 - 06/05/06 01:44 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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That shit is ghetto.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: eligal]
#5713784 - 06/05/06 01:45 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah a newbie went on a scat posting spree, then got banned..lol
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: whatever123]
#5713788 - 06/05/06 01:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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after seeing that room, I don't think my house is dirty anymore.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: eris]
#5713833 - 06/05/06 02:09 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nug in bowl, Light, Get high.
Explain it like that, its really a very simple process.
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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5713997 - 06/05/06 05:36 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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This is indicative of a larger trend.
Tell her to pack her own damn bowl.
Does she expect you to wipe her ass too?
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