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OfflineSporeDrinker
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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: Liz]
    #5432004 - 03/22/06 09:36 PM (18 years, 22 hours ago)

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Liz said:
Take charge of the food shopping. Buy healthy, convenient snacks and put them around the house instead of candy.




i don't live with her. she buys her own candy.

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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: SporeDrinker]
    #5432011 - 03/22/06 09:37 PM (18 years, 22 hours ago)

steal her candy.


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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: sui]
    #5432015 - 03/22/06 09:37 PM (18 years, 22 hours ago)

Candy is a killer.

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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: SporeDrinker]
    #5432017 - 03/22/06 09:38 PM (18 years, 22 hours ago)

can you talk with any friends of hers maybe get one of her girlfriends to drop a dime

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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: HELLOHEIDIJO]
    #5432018 - 03/22/06 09:38 PM (18 years, 22 hours ago)

There is definately NO nice way to say your fat. But losing weight together is the most effective. When my parents dieted, they did it together. It actually turned into a competition. But a good competition. Getting rid of the candy is a good place to start too.

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OfflineSporeDrinker
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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: sui]
    #5432026 - 03/22/06 09:40 PM (18 years, 22 hours ago)

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suimush said:
steal her candy.




That would account for my excersize, but not hers.  she's got pounds of it.  "OMG! easter candy 50% off after easter???  Yippie!"  :cruelworld:

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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: SporeDrinker]
    #5432032 - 03/22/06 09:41 PM (18 years, 22 hours ago)

Look at the bright side.. At least now you know she's not planing on leaving you anytime soon.She probably let her self go because she feels "caught a good one"

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OfflineSporeDrinker
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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: Bowers]
    #5432042 - 03/22/06 09:42 PM (18 years, 22 hours ago)

Quote:

Bowers said:
There is definately NO nice way to say your fat. But losing weight together is the most effective. When my parents dieted, they did it together. It actually turned into a competition. But a good competition. Getting rid of the candy is a good place to start too.




Lose weight together would sound great if I had weight to lose, but I can't lose weight. If I went to a gym with her, I would be lifting weights to bulk up at least, and she'd spend 20 minutes on the treadmill and try to convince me to leave early.

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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: buckwheat]
    #5432049 - 03/22/06 09:44 PM (18 years, 22 hours ago)

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buckwheat said:
Look at the bright side.. At least now you know she's not planing on leaving you anytime soon.She probably let her self go because she feels "caught a good one"




Ummmm, thanks i guess. I just wish the bright side didn't have to be so big.

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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: SporeDrinker]
    #5432060 - 03/22/06 09:48 PM (18 years, 22 hours ago)

you can invest all this energy into being subtle and being "nice" about it

being nice isn't to have a hidden agenda behind what you say to your lover

tell her straight up that sex appeal is one of the reasons you began dating her
she probably started dating you because of your sex appeal too

if she gets upset and leaves you because she thinks your "shallow" then you just saved yourself the mess of having a relationship that drags on and on and ends itself as a giant mess


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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: SporeDrinker]
    #5432070 - 03/22/06 09:50 PM (18 years, 22 hours ago)

your relationship is over imo

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Invisiblesui
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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: faslimy]
    #5432080 - 03/22/06 09:53 PM (18 years, 22 hours ago)

got a pic? How overweight are we talkin here?


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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: sui]
    #5432100 - 03/22/06 10:00 PM (18 years, 21 hours ago)

she's not WAY overweight.. she's just gained since we met a few years ago. maybe 20-30 lbs. She'd be smokin hot if she dropped some weight, but she still looks good.

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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: SporeDrinker]
    #5432112 - 03/22/06 10:02 PM (18 years, 21 hours ago)

Whatever you do, don't ask... "Hey baby...you aren't pregnant, are ya?"

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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: SporeDrinker]
    #5432113 - 03/22/06 10:02 PM (18 years, 21 hours ago)

id do the exercise together thing. Thats really your only option that doesnt end with her handprint on your face :lol:


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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: SporeDrinker]
    #5432114 - 03/22/06 10:02 PM (18 years, 21 hours ago)

She's still hot, i'm just noticing before its too late. I mean, what if we got married? What if she got tooo comfortable? I don't think i could sleep with a 200lb girl.

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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: SporeDrinker]
    #5432118 - 03/22/06 10:03 PM (18 years, 21 hours ago)

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"Conditioning children with anorexic plastic of 'perfect' feminine traits
Learning how to hide any blemishes, meeting standards men create
Painting flesh like painting a picture that subliminally suggests
To equally conditioned men that women are just there for sex
Striving to achieve the super model image the media project
Spending countless hours enhancing a look instead of self respect
Eating disorders insuring beauty and endangering health
When living life behind a mask you cant expect to know yourself
When women are taught one way to act and men are taught another"-A.R.




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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: SporeDrinker]
    #5432135 - 03/22/06 10:07 PM (18 years, 21 hours ago)

dangerous territory, you don't know what you're up against



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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: CaptainH13]
    #5432141 - 03/22/06 10:08 PM (18 years, 21 hours ago)

nice feminist propaganda poetry

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Re: How do I tell my girlfriend that she's getting fat? [Re: lowdominion]
    #5432150 - 03/22/06 10:11 PM (18 years, 21 hours ago)

haha....it's Aus-rotten...typical of the old era political Punkrock....


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