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InvisibleMoonshoe
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meth dealers sexy girlfriend
    #3563253 - 12/31/04 12:03 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

i know this really cute asian chick, who used to be in a uni class with me, and back then she was madly into me, and i brushed her off pretty harshly cuz i was a pure stoner back then and wasnt into commitments, and she was just really cute then. now shes just damn hot and still into me, we flirt alot, and she makes it pretty obvious.

but shes also dating some kind of psycho meth dealer. So maybe i should just back up off?

whaddaya think?


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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: Moonshoe]
    #3563259 - 12/31/04 12:05 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

Don't fuck with meth heads. They're in a completely different fucking world.. god damn jib techs :nonono:


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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: Moonshoe]
    #3563262 - 12/31/04 12:05 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

you should go back to smoking lots of weed..


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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: Moonshoe]
    #3563266 - 12/31/04 12:06 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

I wouldn't mess with a meth dealer haha.


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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: Moonshoe]
    #3563282 - 12/31/04 12:09 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

I wouldn't fuck around with a meth dealer either


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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: trippyt303]
    #3563283 - 12/31/04 12:10 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

Maybe his lab will blow up and you can have her all to yourself. Until then I'd just flirt and talk to her ya know.


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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: JettaJay]
    #3563289 - 12/31/04 12:11 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

I'd hit it......Beejay:rasta:?


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InvisibleMoonshoe
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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: browndustin]
    #3563293 - 12/31/04 12:12 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

the girl herself doesnt do meth, at least she says she dont and shes too cute to be tweakin i THINK.

either way ill just keep playin my position and see what turns up


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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: Moonshoe]
    #3563315 - 12/31/04 12:15 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

good idea :thumbup:


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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: TYL3R]
    #3563366 - 12/31/04 12:26 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

Listen up and listen good. You only get one chance at this so don't fuck it up. Scope some anarchist sites and read up on homeade explosive devices, then hit the hardware store for materials. Whip that shit up in your basement in your spare time, in between stalking that little cutie that's got you so trippin. Follow her around and find out where he cooks the goods. Now don't be shy with the fertilizer here. Anything worth doing is worth doing right. Wait till he's inside and she's not then blow the fucking roof off that bitch. Do it right and you'll be home in time for dinner. With that fine feline you've been yappin' so much about, that is. Don't worry about the heat. Cops don't care about another dead pusher. Just one less they have to deal with is all. Then you and anime chic rent a white picket fence and live happily ever after. The End.





Disclaimer:I appologize in advance, I just couldn't help myself there. I had to let it out. I read your post and all that just popped into my mind in the span half a second and I couldn't just let it be left unsaid. It's meant only as humor so please take it as such.


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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3563374 - 12/31/04 12:28 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

Quote:

13eetleJuice said:
Listen up and listen good. You only get one chance at this so don't fuck it up. Scope some anarchist sites and read up on homeade explosive devices, then hit the hardware store for materials. Whip that shit up in your basement in your spare time, in between stalking that little cutie that's got you so trippin. Follow her around and find out where he cooks the goods. Now don't be shy with the fertilizer here. Anything worth doing is worth doing right. Wait till he's inside and she's not then blow the fucking roof off that bitch. Do it right and you'll be home in time for dinner. With that fine feline you've been yappin' so much about, that is. Don't worry about the heat. Cops don't care about another dead pusher. Just one less they have to deal with is all. Then you and anime chic rent a white picket fence and live happily ever after. The End.





Disclaimer: I really hope you decide to do this. I have been waiting for someone to try one of my ideads out. If you contact me via pm I can give you some good sites to look at. You could even make it look like his fault if you do it right,




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InvisibleMoonshoe
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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3563442 - 12/31/04 12:44 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

hilarious and brilliant.

im like that to i get this wierd feeling sometimes when an impulse comes into my head and not acting on it just isnt even an option.

seriously tho if i can let somethin out to:

this girl is so cute and tiny and asian and damn i bet that shit would be tight and hot and you could just pick her up and hold her where ya wanted her and fuckin...

you know where im going with this. shes got a bit of a self destructive rebellion thing goin on to which is sexy in her case.


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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: JettaJay]
    #3563446 - 12/31/04 12:44 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

Take a lightbulb. Take out the metal part (leaving just the glass) get these supplies:

1)Black fine grade Gun-Powder
2)one or 2 boxes of lots and lots of matches
3)A type of wik typically used in either cheap zippos, or some sort of cloth string that will burn in a line continuasly
4)SOme Form Of Metal Or Rubber Stopper that will fit in the top of the lightbulb (with a whole in the midle)

Take the lightbulb and fill it halfway with the gun powder. Then take the matches and scrape (or cut) the painted part (that lights on fire)

Tak these match-ands and put them into the lightbulb (enough to fill untill just before the opening of the lightbulb)

place ur thumb over the open part of the light bulb and shake throughly so the match-ends are evnly distributed within the gunpowder

Take ur fuse and, using a pencil, make a little tunnel in the middle of the powder mixture until the bottim.

Place the Fuse insert it into the tunnel u just made, it should stand normally

add some more match-ends

thread the fuse into the whole in the stopper and close up te lightbulb.

(the fuse should be long) light the fuse and RUN!!!!!!!

enjoy the fireworks....


Me and a buddy used to do that back when we were kids in the woods. We even devised an underwater version. Great fun:thumbup:


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InvisibleMoonshoe
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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: Shroom_Herder]
    #3563464 - 12/31/04 12:46 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

yah yah or just download the anarchists cook book and do a million other similar things.

i aint the murderous type tho and i definetly wouldnt do some complicated explosive shit to get a girl, a girl that im quite sure ill be getting at some point anyways.

funny tho how sometimes a girl wants you, and you dont want her, then she has a boyfriend and she just looks so hot you know?

whats that all about.

but im pretty sure she really did fill our nicely and its not just psychological.


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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: Moonshoe]
    #3563555 - 12/31/04 01:00 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

Yeah dude, as dangerous as meth dealers, and meth-heads in general are......you can't let shit like that keep you away from a good thing.....i'd go for it if I were you.


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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: Dark_Star]
    #3563557 - 12/31/04 01:01 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

Hell, what I wanna know is why when I'm single I can't get a date but when I'm with a chic, they come out of the woodwork. Riddle me that shit, Batman.


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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #3563579 - 12/31/04 01:04 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

  Man, I can't get a date ever.....period, so.....don't feel bad.......women work in mysterious ways.  :laugh:


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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: Moonshoe]
    #3563611 - 12/31/04 01:09 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

Her boyfriend is a meth dealer, and she doesn't do it?

Suuuuure. :rolleyes:

I bet you anything she does do it.


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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: Dark_Star]
    #3563626 - 12/31/04 01:11 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

what kinda chick dates a meth dealer anyways? She could be some kind of psycho bitch. (no offence sykobish)  :wink:


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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: Dark_Star]
    #3563633 - 12/31/04 01:12 AM (12 years, 20 days ago)

Fuck the meth dealer, hit it. Just don't forget to hit the back for me! :P


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