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InvisibleMoonshoe
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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #3563636 - 12/30/04 11:12 PM (19 years, 1 month ago)

hey man as long as she maintains that appearance and personality she can snort whatever she wants up her nose.

which reminds me i once saw a video of a girl snorting cum. probably on otd.

and im sorry to darkstar, it sucks when you cant get a girl. not your fault, itll turn around.



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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #3564034 - 12/31/04 01:28 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)


In regards to the Asian cutie


Her boyfriend is a meth dealer, and she doesn't do it?

Suuuuure.

I bet you anything she does do it.

"Me so strung out. Me tweak long time."


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Invisiblesui
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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: faslimy]
    #3564139 - 12/31/04 02:07 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

faslimy said:
you should go back to smoking lots of weed..




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Offlinelesstutrey
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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: sui]
    #3564190 - 12/31/04 02:33 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

you know where im going with this. shes got a bit of a self destructive rebellion thing goin on to which is sexy in her case.




SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S TWEAKING TO ME.

You said she's too cute to do meth.. hah. i knew pleanty of cute whores who abused meth and would probably do just about anything for it, which includes dating someone they wouldn't date TO GET METH. As for your meth dealer... if he's DOING meth he's not much of a threat... he's too paranoid to spend the time tracking you down, and if he is a threat, its only that he's going to run into you someday randomly on the street and rob you. When i was using meth i didn't care about much.. but an asian chick did get me to quit :o


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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: lesstutrey]
    #3564394 - 12/31/04 06:23 AM (19 years, 1 month ago)

Material Required:
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Block of TNT or other blasting explosive
Nails
Non-electric (military or improvised) blasting cap
Fuse Cord
Tape, string, wire, or glue

Procedure:
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1) If an explosive charge other than a standard TNT block is used, make a hole in the center of the charge for inserting the blasting cap. TNT can be drilled with relative safety. With plastic explosives, a hole can be made by pressing a round stick into the center of the charge. The hole should be deep enough that the blasting cap is totally within the explosive.
2) Tape, tie, or glue one or two rows of closely packed nails to the sides of the explosive block. Nails should completely cover the four surfaces of the block.
3) Place blasting cap on one end of the fuse cord and crimp with pliers.

NOTE: To find out how long the fuse cord should be, check the time it takes a known length to burn. If 12 inches (30 cm) burns for 30 seconds, a 10 second delay will require a 4 inch (10 cm) fuse.

4) Insert the blasting cap in the hole in the block of explosive. Tape or tie fuse cord securly in place so that it will not fall out when the grenade is thrown

And if that fails theres always back to the basics...
This file will explain the basics of hand-to-hand combat, and will tell of the best places to strike and kill an enemy...
When engaged in hand-to-hand combat, your life is always at stake. There is only one purpose in combat, and that is to kill your enemy. Never face an enemy with the idea of knocking him out. The chances are extremely good that he will kill YOU instead. When a weapon is not available, one must resort to the full use of his natural weapons. The natural weapons are:

1. The knife edge of your hands.
2. Fingers folded at the second joint or knuckle.
3. The protruding knuckle of your second finger.
4. The heel of your hand.
5. Your boot
6. Elbows
7. Knees
8. and Teeth.

Attacking is a primary factor. A fight was never won by defensive action. Attack with all of your strength. At any point or any situation, some vulnerable point on your enemies body will be open for attack. Do this while screaming as screaming has two purposes.

1. To frighten and confuse your enemy.
2. To allow you to take a deep breath which, in turn, will put more oxygen in your blood stream. Your balance and balance of your enemy are two inportant factors; since, if you succeed in making your enemy lose his balance, the chances are nine to one that you can kill him in your next move. The best over-all stance is where your feet are spread about shoulders width apart, with your right foot about a foot ahead of the left. Both arms should be bent at the elbows parallel to each other. Stand on the balls of your feet and bend your waist slightly. Kinda of like a boxer's crouch. Employing a sudden movement or a scream or yell can throw your enemy off-balance. There are many vulnerable points of the body. We will cover them now:

Eyes:Use your fingers in a V-shape and attack in gouging motion.

Nose:(Extremely vulnerable) Strike with the knife edge of the hand along the bridge, which will cause breakage, sharp pain, temporary blindness, and if the blow is hard enough, death. Also, deliver a blow with the heel of your hand in an upward motion, this? ?will shove the bone up into the brain causing death.

Adam's Apple: This spot is usually pretty well protected, but if you get the chance, strike hard with the knife edge of your hand. This should sever the wind-pipe, and then it's all over in a matter of minutes.

Temple: There is a large artery up here, and if you hit it hard enough, it will cause death. If you manage to knock your enemy down, kick him in the temple, and he'll never get up again.

Back of the Neck: A rabbit punch, or blow delivered to the base of the neck can easily break it, but to be safe, it is better to use the butt of a gun or some other heavy blunt object.

Upper lip: A large network of nerves are located. These nerves are extrememly close to the skin. A sharp upward blow will cause extreme pain, and unconciosness.

Ears: Coming up from behind an enemy and cupping the hands in a clapping motion over the victims ears can kill him immediately. The vibrations caused from the clapping motion will burst his eardrums, and cause internal bleeding in the brain.

Groin: A VERY vulnerable spot. If left open, get it with knee hard, and he'll buckle over very fast.

Kidneys: A large nerve that branches off to the spinal cord comes very close to the skin at the kidneys. A direct blow with the knife edge of your hand can cause death.

There are many more ways to kill and injure an enemy, but these should work best for the average person. This is meant only as information and I would not recommend that you use this for a simple High School Brawl. Use these methods only, in your opinion, if your life is in danger. Any one of these methods could very easily kill or cause permanent damage to someone. One more word of caution, you should practice these moves before using them on a dummy, or a mock battle with a friend. (You don't have to actually hit him to practice, just work on accuracy.)


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OfflineNewAgeDiciple
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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: Shroomehlouah]
    #5083312 - 12/19/05 07:11 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

She's a methhead.


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Invisibledemiu5
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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: NewAgeDiciple]
    #5083435 - 12/19/05 07:35 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Didn't even notice the thread date, gotta pay more attention.


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Edited by demius (12/19/05 09:02 PM)


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OfflineRuNE
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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: NewAgeDiciple]
    #5083500 - 12/19/05 07:57 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

This thread is exactly a year old.  Why revive?


Anyway, hows the hunt going dude?  Moonshoe, you get killed by the meth bf yet?


:sun:


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Offlinegregorio
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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: Moonshoe]
    #5084096 - 12/19/05 11:00 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Kill the Meth dealer

And take the hot asian girl

:shakespeare:


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Offlinegregorio
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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: RuNE]
    #5084104 - 12/19/05 11:01 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Wow, I didn't even notice that.  :shocked:


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OfflineScarfmeister
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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: Moonshoe]
    #5084181 - 12/19/05 11:21 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Fuck her dude! Live dangerously.


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Offlineprotected_son
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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #5084218 - 12/19/05 11:32 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

He is still alive but now it seems he hates asians and black people. Or some shit look at his last thread lmao guess the meth dealer was black. He might just hate those 2 who knows.

Its cool dude dont need her or them anyway


Look here is link to it.
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat...rue#Post5076462


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Edited by protected_son (12/19/05 11:34 PM)


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InvisiblegeorgeM
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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #5084223 - 12/19/05 11:34 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

eventually his teeth will fall out and she won't dig him anymore. in the end you win.... so long as you keep brushing and flossing, and i don't move into the neighborhood. *adjusts tie, sucks teeth, slicks back greasy hair*
j/k
ps... meth heads are not that frightening. they are perfectly normal people. just try reasoning with him.


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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: georgeM]
    #5084227 - 12/19/05 11:36 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

man meth heads are worse then cokes heads. because its more expensive. I think it maybe even more addicting. Everybody has problems thow. so no worries


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Edited by protected_son (12/19/05 11:37 PM)


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Offlinegrphish
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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: 13eetleJuice]
    #6250373 - 11/05/06 02:46 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

that's because when girls see you with other girls it makes them think you've got things to offer to a woman, you're wanted and that makes them want you more
the most girls ive been with was during steady relationships :/


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Re: meth dealers sexy girlfriend [Re: Moonshoe]
    #6250393 - 11/05/06 02:53 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

Reason:
Please check thread dates before dragging completely dead topics out.

RIP


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