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OfflineSnaggletooth
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My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!!
    #5709630 - 06/03/06 11:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I mean the bong is right there on the table, the tray full of course and night after night she's like, can you pack the bong....

It's all right there! It's not hard I know she can do it, and dont even get me started on cleaning the screen and and water.

It's her bong! Well mine but she uses it. :mad2:


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5709694 - 06/03/06 11:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I know how it is.. some girls just wont touch any tobacco, weed, or other drugs... especially when it comes to something that has ashes on it. Mine is the same way.


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5709696 - 06/03/06 11:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

weird.

if i want a bowl, i'll fucking pack a bowl. it's not that hard.


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: eris]
    #5709703 - 06/03/06 11:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah it's nothing new but tonight it just drove me up the wall.


There so girly....lol I hope so :shocked:


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5709711 - 06/04/06 12:01 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

When she asks you get up, pack the bong, smoke the just packed bong, back to bed  :thumbup:


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Magash]
    #5709722 - 06/04/06 12:03 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

dude ... it's Magash!


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5709727 - 06/04/06 12:04 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Haven't seen you around ina bit. I really gotta make a new one of these


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Magash]
    #5709730 - 06/04/06 12:06 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

yeah, but i still love that picture.


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Magash]
    #5709736 - 06/04/06 12:08 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

It could be worse, but she is a nighttime smoker,

Though she never cleans it and man it can get bad, unless I intervene.

And then there is the constant tipping of the bong....

I swear she needs to go back to high shcool :wink:


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5709740 - 06/04/06 12:09 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

My wife is here no comment (but I hear ya).  :wink:


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5709746 - 06/04/06 12:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

just don't pack it for her anymore, if she wants to smoke she can load the bowl herself. if she says it's too dirty, she can clean it herself; unless you're worried she might break it, you might be better off doing the cleaning.


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5709762 - 06/04/06 12:16 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Slap the bitch and tell her you're doing her a favor letting her smoke out of it.


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5709788 - 06/04/06 12:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Whats going to happen when your not around to pack it for her?

A girl should know how to pack a bowl, smoke a bong and roll a blunt. It should be like a rule or something.


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5709819 - 06/04/06 12:32 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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just don't pack it for her anymore, if she wants to smoke she can load the bowl herself. if she says it's too dirty, she can clean it herself; unless you're worried she might break it, you might be better off doing the cleaning.





Yeah but I am a true pot head, meaning that I love the ritual that is involved, I just love braking up the bud, picking and choosing the ones, take the time to grind it, selective the packing, savoring the taste the aroma, even take pride in the tools of the trade,

So I just cant sit by and see this, so yeah I step in and correct it.


I am the pot head version Monk :wink:


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5709830 - 06/04/06 12:36 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

yeah i know a lot of girls like that. whenever im at their place and they're like lets smoke, they hand me their bag of weed and the bong/bowl. i'm not complainin though.


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5709835 - 06/04/06 12:37 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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I mean the bong is right there on the table, the tray full of course and night after night she's like, can you pack the bong....

It's all right there! It's not hard I know she can do it, and dont even get me started on cleaning the screen and and water.

It's her bong! Well mine but she uses it. :mad2:


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So, why don't you tell her about how you feel? Communication is key to functionality in all aspects of life with other humans.


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: whatever123]
    #5709836 - 06/04/06 12:38 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Slap the bitch and tell her you're doing her a favor letting her smoke out of it.





smack a bitch so she learns to pack a bitch!


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: eligal]
    #5709839 - 06/04/06 12:39 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

ps, what you guys mean by learnin to packin a bowl? youre sayin its something she needs to learn?? you just drop some crumbs in dont you...??

or am i doing something wrong :frown:


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5709844 - 06/04/06 12:40 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

better for you to pack her bong...

than for her to pack her bags!~

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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Roadkill]
    #5709849 - 06/04/06 12:41 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I gotta mull that over for a bit  :wink:


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