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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: KaptKid]
    #5711078 - 06/04/06 12:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Sex 12 times a day? Anything more than 5 good sessions in one day and it feels like my pen0r is gonna fall off.


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Tippinthru]
    #5711593 - 06/04/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Tippinthru said:

Okay, I'm gonna be a WOMAN here for a minute...Sometimes men/boys don't understand the tit for tat function!
What does she do for you? Is what she does for you satisfy your needs? Not just sexually but in everyday thoughtfulness? Relationships aren't 50/50 IMO, each should be trying to please each other 100% of the time.
No need to "smack her" or "tell the bitch to do it herself", you should be glad that the woman is in your life, if you're not, there may come a day you find someone you really care about and won't mind loading the bong for.
I love it when my man asks me to load a bowl, I know I'm gonna get some tonight!
Chill..... :heart:




:smile:

my point exactly.

you sound like a really good gal Tippin.



Last night I made a very romantic dinner for Nicole and me...
no kids, just us.

Nice table cloth, candles, the good china, the good silverware, the good glassware...
basically I just wanted to show her that she is very special to me.

Cooked her a rib eye steak, a bake potato with sour cream, a caesar salad...
with a nice bottle of merlot(wine).

The look on her face was worth a million dollars to me.
Her eyes were lit up with such a look of love...it melted me!~

Then I took her to bed and made love to her...
and we cuddled and talked til early into the morning.

Why did I want to make a special dinner for her?
Because she deserves that...and more!~

Last year on my birthday she threw me a birthday party that was out of this world...
It was like being a kid again.
She put so much effort into it...and it meant the world to me.


When you love someone...a little effort goes a long ways.


I took a picture of the table last night...
it's a little dark and blurry...but you can see the mood I was trying for.




:smile:



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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Roadkill]
    #5711732 - 06/04/06 04:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

That was a nice setup, absolutely, esspically when you have kids, :wink:  :thumbup:


Don't get me wrong, this is just a trivial issue.

But after 13 years we tend to slip, to the old marry couple bickering..lol


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Nashbar]
    #5712076 - 06/04/06 05:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Nashbar said:
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Snaggletooth said:
I mean the bong is right there on the table, the tray full of course and night after night she's like, can you pack the bong....

:bongload:





some dude: Hey, can I get a cig?
me: sure
SD: awesome. Hey can I get a light, also?
M: sure. Want me to smoke it for you, too?
do you light it for her too? :whip:




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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Roadkill]
    #5712831 - 06/04/06 09:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Now that's what a Woman wants, not bitch slapped for asking her man to load a bong that would put them both in a good place!
Good Job, RK and I bet Nicole thanked you too!  :wink:


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Tippinthru]
    #5712914 - 06/04/06 09:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

the solution is fairly obvious.  when she asks you to pack a bowl for her, you give her the rules.  the rules being "every time I pack you a bowl, you will allow me to pack your shit in later."  :smile: 
it's funny, you can nail her in the stink for enabling her to nail a few bong hits.  :smile:


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #5713015 - 06/04/06 10:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

or choke the bitch and pound her ass like the cops ain't coming.


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Tippinthru]
    #5713482 - 06/05/06 12:08 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:thumbup:

i'm a chick and i load my own bong, but i don't have a guy that's close that i can ask to do it for me either.


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #5713509 - 06/05/06 12:14 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I see, so the consensus is that I get no pity :grin::bongload:


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5713599 - 06/05/06 12:37 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

if she doesn't load her own bong withing the next 2 days make her pose for some pics.
Nothing too fancy, but to give you an idea....:



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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: whatever123]
    #5713779 - 06/05/06 01:43 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

that pic makes me hurl every damn time....


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: eligal]
    #5713782 - 06/05/06 01:44 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

That shit is ghetto.


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: eligal]
    #5713784 - 06/05/06 01:45 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

yeah a newbie went on a scat posting spree, then got banned..lol


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: whatever123]
    #5713788 - 06/05/06 01:47 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

after seeing that room, I don't think my house is dirty anymore.


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: eris]
    #5713833 - 06/05/06 02:09 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Nug :wink: in bowl, Light, Get high.

Explain it like that, its really a very simple process.


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Re: My girlfriend wont pack her own bong!!!!!! [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5713997 - 06/05/06 05:36 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

This is indicative of a larger trend.

Tell her to pack her own damn bowl.

Does she expect you to wipe her ass too?  :smirk:


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