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HeavyToilet
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Friend's girlfriend's birthday?
#5275934 - 02/08/06 12:21 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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So my friend's girlfriend's birthday is coming up in a few days.
Would it be appropriate to get her a present? If so, what type of present should I get?
I can't figure out a solution on my own.
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Re: Friend's girlfriend's birthday? [Re: HeavyToilet]
#5276036 - 02/08/06 12:58 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I don't see anything wrong with buying your friends girlfriend a B-Day present--as long as it isnt jewelry or something like that. I would skip on the flowers and chocolates as well.
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Re: Friend's girlfriend's birthday? [Re: HeavyToilet]
#5276137 - 02/08/06 01:51 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Buy her a book!
or lingerie.
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Re: Friend's girlfriend's birthday? [Re: HeavyToilet]
#5276141 - 02/08/06 01:55 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Give her a cock, yours. If shes extra special, give her an oral sperm salutation.
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Re: Friend's girlfriend's birthday? [Re: MisterMyco]
#5276143 - 02/08/06 01:56 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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damn.
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Re: Friend's girlfriend's birthday? [Re: RESTLESS]
#5276160 - 02/08/06 02:06 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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You suggested a "book"? Why not just give her a Hallmark card that says "I'm gay! Do you know any gay guys that would like to ream me?"
Also, run it by the boyfriend. If he doesn't get her shit and you get her something nice, you are fucked. Maybe a "joint gift", take them both out for her birthday, or cook them both supper.
or see if she'll eat her friend out while you watch... for your birthday or something
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Re: Friend's girlfriend's birthday? [Re: MisterMyco]
#5276162 - 02/08/06 02:10 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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buy her a few beers at the bar.
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Re: Friend's girlfriend's birthday? [Re: MisterMyco]
#5276718 - 02/08/06 09:45 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm SURE my friend will be getting her something nice. He would deserve to lose her if he didn't get her anything.
I dunno what types of books she likes to read... she might not even read very much.
Any other suggestions?
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Re: Friend's girlfriend's birthday? [Re: HeavyToilet]
#5276727 - 02/08/06 09:50 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Clothes
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Re: Friend's girlfriend's birthday? [Re: ChronicStiffy]
#5276774 - 02/08/06 10:12 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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i wouldnt.... mainly because i barely even talk to my friends girlfriends except for mabye a "hey, what have you been up to?". Theyre "out of bounds", if you know what i mean...
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Re: Friend's girlfriend's birthday? [Re: AliceDee]
#5276848 - 02/08/06 10:30 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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She's pretty cool though... I dunno I'd really like to get her something.
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Re: Friend's girlfriend's birthday? [Re: HeavyToilet] 2
#5276868 - 02/08/06 10:36 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Get her a joint.
If she really is pretty cool, she'll appreciate some birthday doobage.
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Re: Friend's girlfriend's birthday? [Re: CherryBom]
#5276869 - 02/08/06 10:36 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Great idea.
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Edited by Yrtlzmo (02/03/13 11:58 PM)
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Re: Friend's girlfriend's birthday? [Re: Yrtlzmo]
#5276929 - 02/08/06 10:53 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Just don't. Keep your unrequited feelings to yourself.
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Re: Friend's girlfriend's birthday? [Re: CherryBom]
#5276948 - 02/08/06 10:58 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm sure she'll already have lots of weed (or rather her boyfriend will), but I'll roll one up for her anyways. 
I asked my mom and she said get her some chocolates. At first I was sorta sketched at the idea... but it'll probably be alright as long as it isn't in a heart shaped box or anything... right?
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Re: Friend's girlfriend's birthday? [Re: HeavyToilet]
#5277107 - 02/08/06 11:34 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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You love her, don't you?
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Re: Friend's girlfriend's birthday? [Re: CherryBom]
#5277176 - 02/08/06 11:52 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Shit, is it that obvious? 
Yeah I dunno... she's just so nice. I thought I'd do something nice for her.
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Re: Friend's girlfriend's birthday? [Re: HeavyToilet]
#5277185 - 02/08/06 11:53 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Give her music, or a book, something that really hit you hard that you just want to share with her. Not something you think she'd like so much as a piece of yourself you want to share with her.
It's not as shady as giving her something SHE would like...yet it is actually more personal than giving her a gift geared towards her specifically...dunno if people agree with that though. If she really digs what you give her, in this scenario, then it's like you forge a connection...
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
Edited by OneMoreRobot3021 (02/08/06 11:54 AM)
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said: Give her music, or a book, something that really hit you hard that you just want to share with her. Not something you think she'd like so much as a piece of yourself you want to share with her.
It's not as shady as giving her something SHE would like...yet it is actually more personal than giving her a gift geared towards her specifically...dunno if people agree with that though. If she really digs what you give her, in this scenario, then it's like you forge a connection...
Listen to the Jewbot. 
Good luck.
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