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Re: Habiby and the vomiting girl [Re: Demonic_Chronic]
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it's like ranjit from How I Met Your Mother


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Re: Habiby and the vomiting girl [Re: Oldgregg]
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I have disappointing news, I got too much in my head about this party and didn't show up. I went to the bar and of course, Habiby takes no breaks for party night, walks into the bar, steps up next to me looking deep into my eyes and says nothing. I tell him right away that my anxiety got on top of me and that I feel like an asshole. He placed his hand on my thigh(which I hope is a cultural thing) gave me some back rubs and said, "It's ok, i have egyptian food in the cab, when you ready, I'm here."

I suck down 4 more beers than I was planning on because I felt like shit for skipping out on Habiby's party. I stumble out of the bar and sure enough he's right there and he hands me a foil covered plate. I begin apologizing for not being there, he seems fine and says I don't have any cigarettes(god damned habiby) so I give him one of mine. We get to my place, get out of the car and have our usual hug, he say's "I love you brother"

I feel the same; it's weird and I shouldn't but I feel an attachment to this man. We hug again and I take my plate of food inside. I open it up, eat a couple pieces of chicken(tasty), eat the dolmades(oh my god I had this once in a chain place and didn't like it but once again god damned this shit it's tasty.), I give a piece of chicken to my dog, go up to my room and eat a 1.5g stem I had laying around for no other reason than being confused about my situation.

Why didn't I just go to his party? Why was he so nice even after I bailed on him? fuck

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Re: Habiby and the vomiting girl [Re: YeeeeeeMuffins]
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Dude what city does this amazing guy work in. If he's not to car from humboldt CA I will go there and bring as many friends that I can and we all take him out for an awesome time out on us.
And get this, I, yes me for the first time ever be the D&D for habiby and crew.

Shroomery units to show a great guy how much we think if him.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Habiby and the vomiting girl [Re: YeeeeeeMuffins]
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I think Habiby wants your nuts.
But why didnt you go to his party maan?


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Re: Habiby and the vomiting girl [Re: YeeeeeeMuffins]
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Man flaking out on Habiby's party.. for shame! :nonono:


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Re: Habiby and the vomiting girl [Re: Shroomism]
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It's incredibly shameful. I just got all up in my head about it, I'm a socially awkward fuck... I'll try and not let myself live this down

but I'm pretty sure that Habiby wants my nuts

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Re: Habiby and the vomiting girl [Re: YeeeeeeMuffins]
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After standing him up like that the very least you could do is hook up some nuttage share time with him.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Habiby and the vomiting girl [Re: fee]
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dude I'll totally rail habiby

also i am kind of tripping right now

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Re: Habiby and the vomiting girl [Re: YeeeeeeMuffins]
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YeeeeeeMuffins said:
dude I'll totally rail habiby

also i am kind of tripping right now



Fact proven once again for the millionth time.

Shrooms make you gay.


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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