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i'm sexy as fuck

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she's a conceded piece of shit

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ibetrippinballs said:

trust me though, i'm sexy as fuck.

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ibetrippinballs said:

i'm 18 and yet i'm still yet to find a girl who i like who likes me back.

i'm very picky when it comes to girls so that doesn't help me. in my life i've liked 5 different girls and every single one has friend-zoned me. since i'm very good looking i must just have absolutely no ability to attract a girl with my personality. when i ask my friends for advice, they tell me i'm too nice, but i just can't find it in me to be an asshole like a lot of the guys i notice getting all the bitches.

i just came to college right after i was getting over this girl who i really liked. there was a point where i thought she liked me, but it turns out she was just flirting to get me to tell her i liked her cause she's a conceded piece of shit. a fucking tease.

i've been in college a week and the second day i was here i found this girl who i thought was cool and sexy as hell and i started thinking about her a lot. she was giving me signs she liked me but again she was just being a fucking tease cause she figured out i liked her. friend-zoned yesterday.

there is this one moderately attractive girl who wants my dick bad but i just find her boring as hell and uninteresting in general. i'm seriously considering just fucking her to make myself feel better.

what do you guys think. i know i probably sound childish and lame as fuck in this post but whatever. i'm feeling pretty shitty right now.

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ibetrippinballs said:

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Mad_Larkin said:

ibetrippinballs said:

trust me though, i'm sexy as fuck.

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stop it i need your approval!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol. are you trying to hurt my feelings, suggest my word is unreliable, or be funny? i did chuckle.

thanks for the advice thadood that's what my friends have been telling me and i think i will abide by your advice

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Wait for it - somebody's going to shit on my input because I didn't tell you to fuck every third vagina on legs that trotted past or paid attention to emotions/feelings.

I've done long term. I've done hit-it-and-quit-its. The latter has never worked out well for me. Call me a pussy, but I actually care about not making the girl feel like a used piece of ass, even if that's sometimes what she wants subconsciously. I don't have the ability to be a douchey fuck.

I have always preferred something more meaningful (which doesn't appear to be the consensus in this thread).

ibetrippinballs said:

didn't get to check the thread for a while. thanks for the replies of advice, they help.. and thanks for the replies of hating and analyzing of my character and intelligence.. they're funny.

here's a picture. i'm not going to show my face cause i'd like to remain at least somewhat anonymous. trust me though, i'm sexy as fuck.




but anyways.. college is going pretty well. there are a couple girls i like right now and thanks to my friend's advice (black people always seem to be good with girls) it's looking pretty good especially with one of them. after i talked to her a few times and danced with her and shit he told me to just completely ignore her and it worked... she went from being uninterested to interested simply as a result of my going from acting like i liked her to acting like i didn't give a fuck about her. i've been talking to a lot of different girls and my skills are definitely improving. i know i'm not far away from getting my first girl.

but i'm still a virgin obviously so i'm not trying to just fuck any girl i'm trying to find one thats special even if that sound lame or whatever. i know i'm good looking enough to just go to a party and find some loose girl and fuck her.. but that's not what i want to do.


ok i'm ready for more people to tell me i'm conceited and pathetic and stupid and immature and i only blurred my face cause i'm ugly as fuck.. it's pretty amusing. maybe you guys don't realize that i don't go around telling people i'm sexy as fuck and whining about the fact i can't get a girl.. it's a forum guyz.

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stimpson said:

ibetrippinballs said:

didn't get to check the thread for a while. thanks for the replies of advice, they help.. and thanks for the replies of hating and analyzing of my character and intelligence.. they're funny.

here's a picture. i'm not going to show my face cause i'd like to remain at least somewhat anonymous. trust me though, i'm sexy as fuck.




but anyways.. college is going pretty well. there are a couple girls i like right now and thanks to my friend's advice (black people always seem to be good with girls) it's looking pretty good especially with one of them. after i talked to her a few times and danced with her and shit he told me to just completely ignore her and it worked... she went from being uninterested to interested simply as a result of my going from acting like i liked her to acting like i didn't give a fuck about her. i've been talking to a lot of different girls and my skills are definitely improving. i know i'm not far away from getting my first girl.

but i'm still a virgin obviously so i'm not trying to just fuck any girl i'm trying to find one thats special even if that sound lame or whatever. i know i'm good looking enough to just go to a party and find some loose girl and fuck her.. but that's not what i want to do.


ok i'm ready for more people to tell me i'm conceited and pathetic and stupid and immature and i only blurred my face cause i'm ugly as fuck.. it's pretty amusing. maybe you guys don't realize that i don't go around telling people i'm sexy as fuck and whining about the fact i can't get a girl.. it's a forum guyz.

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not to be gay, but...

you dun look 18, you look like 35.  also, shave your fuckn body and get a tan.

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Dunno said:

ibetrippinballs said:

i'm 18 and yet i'm still yet to find a girl who i like who likes me back.

i'm very picky when it comes to girls so that doesn't help me. in my life i've liked 5 different girls and every single one has friend-zoned me. since i'm very good looking i must just have absolutely no ability to attract a girl with my personality. when i ask my friends for advice, they tell me i'm too nice, but i just can't find it in me to be an asshole like a lot of the guys i notice getting all the bitches.

i just came to college right after i was getting over this girl who i really liked. there was a point where i thought she liked me, but it turns out she was just flirting to get me to tell her i liked her cause she's a conceded piece of shit. a fucking tease.

i've been in college a week and the second day i was here i found this girl who i thought was cool and sexy as hell and i started thinking about her a lot. she was giving me signs she liked me but again she was just being a fucking tease cause she figured out i liked her. friend-zoned yesterday.

there is this one moderately attractive girl who wants my dick bad but i just find her boring as hell and uninteresting in general. i'm seriously considering just fucking her to make myself feel better.

what do you guys think. i know i probably sound childish and lame as fuck in this post but whatever. i'm feeling pretty shitty right now.

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sexy + =

sorry man... lower your standards.

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stimpson said:

not to be gay, but...

you dun look 18, you look like 35.  also, shave your fuckn body and get a tan.

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a2thej said:

goto Okcupid.com

send message to every hot girl and say, Hey hows it going? any luck on here so far?

take it from there. And u will haven o problem if u r a good looking guy

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Awesome advice!

poisonivy said:

stimpson said:

not to be gay, but...

you dun look 18, you look like 35.  also, shave your fuckn body and get a tan.

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I totally agree with Me_Roy that muscle  & looks are pretty much the last thing to matter to any girl that's worth dating, but you look good! Don't shave lol Hairless chests are for male strippers and gay guys (Oh sorry Stimpson...)
...at least in the US anyway, it's totally out of style.

a2thej said:

goto Okcupid.com

send message to every hot girl and say, Hey hows it going? any luck on here so far?

take it from there. And u will haven o problem if u r a good looking guy

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Awesome advice!

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Before you shoot that approach down you should probably read the bunch of threads about okcupid floating around... seems like a lot of guys on here have found hot chicks online fairly easily once they try it. I guess there's still a stigma attached to online dating but it would probabaly get OP laid where all else has failed.

Me_Roy said:

You look like you really care about your physique.  You obviously also really care about how sexy you are. Both of these are points against you with many -- maybe most -- girls.  This is to the same point as your black friend's tip.

I get the impression that you think sexiness is a matter of muscle mass and definition.  I don't think that many women would agree with you.  Attitude, confidence, social status, expertise in some field all matter more, I think.

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