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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: Mad_Larkin]
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Nah brav, i may not have had a girlfriend in 4 years but i'm not gay. just looking for the right girl to pick, indian, East African maybe even south east Asian :trolldance:


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: ibetrippinballs]
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I would most definitely bang that girl you find "mildly attractive." You're 18, you should be trying to bang mostly anything that moves :lol:

If a girl friend zones you, drop her immediately. Especially if you're only going to hang out with her in hopes that she'll eventually get with you. This will get you no where and only frustrate you further.

Have you tried an online dating service like plenty of fish? That site has helped to build my confidence a lot. Just message a whole bunch of girls every day and you'll definitely get some bites. And don't keep emailing them back and forth, those chicks want dates. Try to get a date by the second or third message you send.

And stop whining about girls, it's only gonna get you negative attention and bother you, believe me, I know :lol:

Also, work out and get jacked. The confidence will come naturally.

Above all, get it in, young player.

:vato:


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: m00nshine]
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m00nshine said:
I would most definitely bang that girl you find "mildly attractive." You're 18, you should be trying to bang mostly anything that moves :lol:

If a girl friend zones you, drop her immediately.


Man, the thought process of some people is just mind blowing.  Not everyone is the same, and not everyone wants what you want.

Why "should" an 18 year old try to bang anything that moves?  Some people are much more selective, and don't just go out to the bar every night trying to find a chick to bang so he can brag to his friends about.

There's a hell of a lot more to life than sex.  Don't get me wrong, I love great sex, but banging random bitches, or at least wasting all my time "gaming bitches" (:rolleyes:) doesn't do much for me.

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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: ibetrippinballs] * 2
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ibetrippinballs said:
i'm 18 and yet i'm still yet to find a girl who i like who likes me back.

i'm very picky when it comes to girls so that doesn't help me. in my life i've liked 5 different girls and every single one has friend-zoned me. since i'm very good looking i must just have absolutely no ability to attract a girl with my personality. when i ask my friends for advice, they tell me i'm too nice, but i just can't find it in me to be an asshole like a lot of the guys i notice getting all the bitches.

i just came to college right after i was getting over this girl who i really liked. there was a point where i thought she liked me, but it turns out she was just flirting to get me to tell her i liked her cause she's a conceded piece of shit. a fucking tease.

i've been in college a week and the second day i was here i found this girl who i thought was cool and sexy as hell and i started thinking about her a lot. she was giving me signs she liked me but again she was just being a fucking tease cause she figured out i liked her. friend-zoned yesterday.

there is this one moderately attractive girl who wants my dick bad but i just find her boring as hell and uninteresting in general. i'm seriously considering just fucking her to make myself feel better.

what do you guys think. i know i probably sound childish and lame as fuck in this post but whatever. i'm feeling pretty shitty right now.


:lol:

sexy + :tard: = :studmuffin:

sorry man... lower your standards.


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: pwnasaurus]
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I can understand that he's selective, but it seems that this girl obviously wants him, and he finds her attractive. To me, it's a no brainer. Truth be told, he might regret never banging that girl when he had the chance.

:2cents:


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: ibetrippinballs]
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ibetrippinballs said:
i'm not going to just settle for a girl i don't like. i can't change what i like.



well either you want a girl or you dont, make up your mind or be all metrosexual and start kissing boys


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: Dunno]
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Man its his choice he can be a Sexual Lionheart or a selective primitive Dog. God forbid he's not an asshole and gets a whole lot of girls banged up and fucks off :huxleyfacepalm:


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: Prisoner#1]
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bi-curious teens, lol


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: Prisoner#1]
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best thread ever...


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: Cepheus]
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Cepheus said:
I'm ordinary and I gotz da bitches :smirk:.



I'm butt ugly and I have girls everywhere that want a piece of teh Pris
maybe if he'd stop being so pretty he could get lots of girls


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: Dunno]
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Dunno said:
best thread ever...


You obviously missed the anteater thread.


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: Prisoner#1]
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:uhno:


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: m00nshine]
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m00nshine said:
If a girl friend zones you, drop her immediately.



drop her where?


































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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Yes, rape! :plot:


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: Prisoner#1]
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you just got raped.


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: mongo lloyd]
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mongo lloyd said:
Dunno said:
best thread ever...


You obviously missed the anteater thread.



this could be another anteater thread if he'd just get to aardvarkin' some of these bitches he says he doesnt like


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
ibetrippinballs said:
i'm not going to just settle for a girl i don't like. i can't change what i like.



well either you want a girl or you dont, make up your mind or be all metrosexual and start kissing boys


Prisoner#1 said:
Cepheus said:
I'm ordinary and I gotz da bitches :smirk:.



I'm butt ugly and I have girls everywhere that want a piece of teh Pris
maybe if he'd stop being so pretty he could get lots of girls


Prisoner#1 said:
m00nshine said:
If a girl friend zones you, drop her immediately.



drop her where?


































:lolsy:


Second best after the anteater thread!
Man i fucking love this forum


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: mongo lloyd]
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mongo lloyd said:
Dunno said:
best thread ever...


You obviously missed the anteater thread.


he couldn't hand it
:ancientaliens:


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: ibetrippinballs]
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RP... you have a lot to learn. College is like a free pussy buffet. Seriously, you should be able to pull a girl within a 30 sec walk down a campus sidewalk. Its almost hard to not hook up. wtf your problem is i may never know. :shrug:


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: rodfarva]
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yeah. send me a fat bitch with an over bite, hairy legs and smells like old cheese while singing to a lady gaga song and was just caught picking her nose and ill send the bitch on cause im not retarded and get some fine ass.


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