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i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl
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i'm 18 and yet i'm still yet to find a girl who i like who likes me back.

i'm very picky when it comes to girls so that doesn't help me. in my life i've liked 5 different girls and every single one has friend-zoned me. since i'm very good looking i must just have absolutely no ability to attract a girl with my personality. when i ask my friends for advice, they tell me i'm too nice, but i just can't find it in me to be an asshole like a lot of the guys i notice getting all the bitches.

i just came to college right after i was getting over this girl who i really liked. there was a point where i thought she liked me, but it turns out she was just flirting to get me to tell her i liked her cause she's a conceded piece of shit. a fucking tease.

i've been in college a week and the second day i was here i found this girl who i thought was cool and sexy as hell and i started thinking about her a lot. she was giving me signs she liked me but again she was just being a fucking tease cause she figured out i liked her. friend-zoned yesterday.

there is this one moderately attractive girl who wants my dick bad but i just find her boring as hell and uninteresting in general. i'm seriously considering just fucking her to make myself feel better.

what do you guys think. i know i probably sound childish and lame as fuck in this post but whatever. i'm feeling pretty shitty right now.

Edited by ibetrippinballs (08/28/11 09:47 AM)

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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: ibetrippinballs]
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:lol:

Lower your standards, oh sexy one

:feelsbadman:

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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: ibetrippinballs] * 3
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I can't find a girl


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I'm very picky


:dumbass:


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: ibetrippinballs]
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Iv had pretty much exactly the same problem.

The thing is, all those attractive girls prefer a guy who can just bend them over.

So you either get yourself into a situation where you can just bend her over or what? Dont fall victim to those shitty energies that lable you as a friend, girls do that intentionally cause you wont bend them over already.

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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: ibetrippinballs] * 2
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You have to be forward, and fast.  Once you start getting any signs at all, just make a move.  Touch shoulders with her, touch her arm at the right times, and if she doesn't pull away when you put your hand on her thigh just go in for a kiss.

I have the same problem.  I'm all talk with no action, and you only have a thin window of time to make a move before they write you off completely.  To most women, actions speak louder than words. 

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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: mongo lloyd]
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MadSeasonAbove said:
:lol:

Lower your standards, oh sexy one

:feelsbadman:


i'm not going to just settle for a girl i don't like. i can't change what i like.
mongo lloyd said:
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I can't find a girl


Quote:
I'm very picky


:dumbass:


nice job taking my words out of context. believe me, i can find a girl. i'm just not looking to settle for some bitch i don't like. how sexy a girl is really has nothing to do with looks for me. i like how because i say that i'm good looking people automatically give me these snotty replies probably thinking i'm conceded or think i'm better than you guys or something.

thanks for the advice intergilactica and midnight toker maybe i just gotta make my move quicker

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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: ibetrippinballs]
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Either lower your standards or stop whining.

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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: ibetrippinballs] * 1
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ibetrippinballs said:
believe me, i can find a girl.


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i'm still yet to find a girl


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i've liked 5 different girls and every single one has friend-zoned me


:dumbass:

You're underage.


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: ibetrippinballs]
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Post a picture.

I'll hook you up with RB (a good friend of mine).

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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: mongo lloyd]
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damn, i thought maybe i could avoid these asshole remarks but i guess not.

mongo- i'm 18. and fuck you.

mad larking- i'm not trying to whine, i'm trying to get some fucking advice. fucking douchebag. can't believe how many assholes there are out there.


if anyone else has any advice or words of encouragement that'd be helpful. but don't post if you're just gonna be an asshole.

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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: ibetrippinballs] * 4
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Well, to be honest, everything about your OP suggests that your a bit of an arrogant ass. Maybe that's why you can't get a girl.


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: ibetrippinballs]
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ibetrippinballs said:
mad larking


wat

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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: mongo lloyd]
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mongo lloyd said:
Well, to be honest, everything about your OP suggests that your a bit of an arrogant ass. Maybe that's why you can't get a girl.


that actually couldn't be further from the truth. i'm actually pretty shy and people tell me i'm too nice.

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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: ibetrippinballs]
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ibetrippinballs said:
mongo lloyd said:
Well, to be honest, everything about your OP suggests that your a bit of an arrogant ass. Maybe that's why you can't get a girl.


that actually couldn't be further from the truth. i'm actually pretty shy and people tell me i'm too nice.


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she's a conceded piece of shit


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i just find her boring as hell and uninteresting in general. i'm seriously considering just fucking her to make myself feel better.


All-righty then.


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: ibetrippinballs]
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There you see her..

Sitting there across the way..

She don’t got a lot to say

But there’s something about her..

And you don’t know why

But you’re dying to try

You wanna..kiss the girl

But seriously..just relax and go with the flow.
It'll happen when it happens.
It's not about finding a girl..it's about finding the girl.

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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: shadyy]
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I'm fucking beautiful myself and I also have the same problem.. girls just seem to be oblivious to how goddamn sexy I am :shrug:.


Nah bro, I'm ordinary and I gotz da bitches :smirk:.


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: Intergalactica]
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Just dont be fooled by the whole sex thing, its largly an orkward addictive cage that most people find themselves falling into, crawling out of, running away discretely or with a burst of emotional problems directed at that other person, then only to find themselves with someone else with exactly the same problems after a while.

Personally i just cut those crap energies dead before they even let me utter out a insult. Or i try at least, because believe, those energies dont do anyone any good, and there are guys who will provoke those energies, and to them i say - Still not satisfied are you? lol, you know who you are, dont bother replying to this, my job is done.

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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: ibetrippinballs]
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Just remember brah, You're young and sometimes you gotta slay some dragons before you get to the princess. Lowering your standards a degree, the hot girls watch and take note on how you may treat their not so hot friends. As to gain insight on how you might act and treat her in a beyond the social setting. Good luck..

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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: ibetrippinballs]
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ibetrippinballs said:
i'm 18 and yet i'm still yet to find a girl who i like who likes me back.

i'm very picky when it comes to girls so that doesn't help me. in my life i've liked 5 different girls and every single one has friend-zoned me.


If your a sexual Lionheart you wouldn't care who the girl is you just fuck her, however, if you are picky and are waiting for that speacial girl then wait a bit longer for her. you'll find at least one

I know exactly how you feel bro :lolsy:

Some people think i'm gay because they say i handsome person like me shouldn't be single.
:loldongs:


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Re: i'm sexy as fuck but i can't find a girl [Re: 245willow19]
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Esekon Kelly said:
Some people think i'm gay because they say i handsome person like me shouldn't be single.
:loldongs:



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