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OfflineTurd
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meeting girls on net: follow-up post
    #2636958 - 05/04/04 03:35 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

well I've decided that meeting girls on the net is not worth the trouble.  Now I have some crazy molester emo girl calling me every day.  This is crap.

Sooooo

what are some good places for people like myself (who are slightly too young to go to bars) to meet females?  I just spent 2 years going to nerd school, workin 13 hours a day, not meeting girls or so much as going outside more than a couple times a month.  I live in/near seattle....  I'm afraid most of the girls I meet are going to be emo.... which is ok, I guess....  I'm going crazy here.  2+ years without sex is.... insane.  Someone.... help me.... tell me where to go.......

If I dont get any good suggestions soon, I'm gonna roll down to the closest kindergarten I can find and corner me a live one  :smirk:


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OfflineInfrared
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Re: meeting girls on net: follow-up post [Re: Turd]
    #2636975 - 05/04/04 03:40 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

parties man....parties


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Invisiblefunkymonk
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Re: meeting girls on net: follow-up post [Re: Turd]
    #2636983 - 05/04/04 03:42 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

bookstores, thrift clothing stores, live band shows, i dunno, i can't seem to go to the grocery store without meeting someone that's cool and of the opposite sex..

but that's because im dyn-o-mite


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Re: meeting girls on net: follow-up post [Re: Infrared]
    #2637007 - 05/04/04 03:47 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

I concur, nothing like a sloppy bitch to ease the frustration.


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Offlinemockingbird
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Re: meeting girls on net: follow-up post [Re: ChiefThunderbong]
    #2637051 - 05/04/04 03:55 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

Parties, Parties and Parties, youll be bound to meet someone


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Re: meeting girls on net: follow-up post [Re: Turd]
    #2637054 - 05/04/04 03:57 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

in the meantime, with all this partying, you'll be on a nonstop binge and won't ever remember the girls name :wink:

(this actually happens to me quite often, so get them to write it down WITH their number!)


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OfflineMagicGirL
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Re: meeting girls on net: follow-up post [Re: Turd]
    #2637085 - 05/04/04 04:04 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

I would have to say that being female, we like guys at music stores, bookstores, grocery stores, banks, post office, all these idle men waiting in a LINE! who dosen't love it?


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    #2637117 - 05/04/04 04:12 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

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OfflineMagicGirL
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Re: meeting girls on net: follow-up post [Re: lukeboots]
    #2637152 - 05/04/04 04:19 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

dont get us drunk! Get us HIGH so we don't vomit on you during the "act" LOL


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Re: meeting girls on net: follow-up post [Re: MagicGirL]
    #2637185 - 05/04/04 04:30 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

every girl i've gotten high has either a) thought she was philosophical, b) fallen asleep, or c) been a bitch

:sad:


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OfflineMagicGirL
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Re: meeting girls on net: follow-up post [Re: lukeboots]
    #2637198 - 05/04/04 04:33 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

Pooh, that sucks!!! I get super super um.....sensitive lol


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Re: meeting girls on net: follow-up post [Re: lukeboots]
    #2637202 - 05/04/04 04:34 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

True stoner girls are few and far between. Alcohol does a much better job of getting rid of inhibitions, for both men and women.


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Re: meeting girls on net: follow-up post [Re: MagicGirL]
    #2637211 - 05/04/04 04:35 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

lol ya

the last time i got a girl high i had an 1/8th of northern lights (sweet jebus) and the girls that smoked it with me got involved in this really long discussion about world politics! ...well, and one of them passed out after 1 hit....but sheesh i couldnt be bothered to hit that philosophical tang!


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OfflineTurd
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Re: meeting girls on net: follow-up post [Re: MagicGirL]
    #2637241 - 05/04/04 04:43 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

hmmm

maybe I'll just drive up to vancouver, buy a bong and a sack, and hang out in blunt bros giving girls free hits until I find my soul mate, heh    :cool:


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OfflineMagicGirL
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Re: meeting girls on net: follow-up post [Re: lukeboots]
    #2637242 - 05/04/04 04:43 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

I feel bad for you guys!!! Stoner girls rule! I don't talk about politics, I make sure to watch a movie that i've already seen, so I dont have to pay close attention to it, and keep the bong rolling.

Don't feel too bad guys, we stoner girls have the same problems, we go out on a date or something with a guy that isn't "cool" and we waste time trying to hide the pot smoking, or fighting with the guy. My excuse always was "hey, i dont drink much, I get high, now get off my back, unless u wanna do something kinky"


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Re: meeting girls on net: follow-up post [Re: lukeboots]
    #2637247 - 05/04/04 04:44 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

i know what that's like...

around here i rarely come across a girl that has smoked enough pot where she doesn't get completely geeked out and act like a fool...so many girls get so weird when i smoke with them, and it just is annoying. rarely are they just calm and normal when high.


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Re: meeting girls on net: follow-up post [Re: MagicGirL]
    #2637255 - 05/04/04 04:47 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

you sound awesome :smile2:

@yem: yeah dude i hear ya.. i haven't gotten a girl high who didnt act a fool for a looong time... but goddamnit if im gonna turn down any chick that wants to spark a bowl with me!


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Re: meeting girls on net: follow-up post [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2637260 - 05/04/04 04:49 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

I smoke when I wake up, all the way until I go to sleep every single day...and since I dont have a job (sucks to be me) I go through about a half a week.(ugh, or more)  good thing I have someone I trade shrooms to weed :smile: 

I think I am MORE normal when I am high then when Im NOT.  I get crazy anxious when I've broken out the secret squirrel stash that I've hidden .....gotta get more....think Im an addict?? LOL

cooking jars....think I want to die of boredom - only 100 more jars to go :smile:  shrooms = chronic


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Re: meeting girls on net: follow-up post [Re: lukeboots]
    #2637264 - 05/04/04 04:50 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

a few years ago, one of my girlfriends and i smoked 2 or 3 bowls of some mid-grade. we went into the kitchen and i was making food for us, and a baby sitter was at my house watching my little brothers, and my girlfriend passed out on the counter while i was making the food and the babysitter was int he kitchen. The babysitter was closest to my girlfriend in the refrigirator, and i was at the other end of the kitchen. Then she said "Pat, how can you be making noise really close to me, and really far away from me??" and then she lifted her head up and opened her eyes and made a relaly weird face and was acting weird. i was trying to keep from laughing my ass off. THen when we went into my room to eat i made fun of her.

this other girl kinda recently i smoked with. and it was like 4 bowls of her dirty schwag. i asked if i could get something to drink and she opened the fridge door and was starring into it, then she put her head on the freezer (it was a fridge that split vertically) and she was sliding off to the left. ANd then when her end went off the end she was starring at the wall for like a minute. I was just thinking, what the hell is giong on? So i poked her and asked "umm...can i get the pepsi?" and she came back to her senses and was like "oh my god! what was i doing?!" so i told her. she said that when she opened the fridge that the light blinded her and she started tripping out really hardcore. It was crazy, you would have to see it for it to make sense.


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Re: meeting girls on net: follow-up post [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2637271 - 05/04/04 04:52 PM (13 years, 27 days ago)

amature girls! <tsk tsk>


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