ModularMind said:

Maybe I missed it but has OP offered up a personal embarrassing moment story?
The only thing I noticed was some surreptitiously recorded audio, of another, that was posted to youtube.

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Ok fair enough. Let's see....many to choose from and most happened during childhood (after that I grew up to be a relatively shameless women.)

I was about 11 years old and my step mom played in a softball league. She brought me and my younger bro to one of her games and there was a playground near the ball field so we stayed there during the game. There were other kids there too and they were playing on the swings. I wanted to go on too but they were all taken except for the baby swing which I proceeded to get myself stuck in.

It took a long time for them to get me out and I wanted to fucking die. A crowd of onlookers cheered while a few members of the softball team pulled my chubby ass out of the tiny ass swing that was intended for a toddler. Ahhhh... good times

OctoberLeigh said:

ModularMind said:

Maybe I missed it but has OP offered up a personal embarrassing moment story?
The only thing I noticed was some surreptitiously recorded audio, of another, that was posted to youtube.

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Ok fair enough. Let's see....many to choose from and most happened during childhood (after that I grew up to be a relatively shameless women.)

I was about 11 years old and my step mom played in a softball league. She brought me and my younger bro to one of her games and there was a playground near the ball field so we stayed there during the game. There were other kids there too and they were playing on the swings. I wanted to go on too but they were all taken except for the baby swing which I proceeded to get myself stuck in.

It took a long time for them to get me out and I wanted to fucking die. A crowd of onlookers cheered while a few members of the softball team pulled my chubby ass out of the tiny ass swing that was intended for a toddler. Ahhhh... good times

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Don't feel bad, i did that when i was 14, high, and in winter.
Only it took me awhile to get out, with the group i was with watching.

twighead said:

My sister would run into my room at night and piss on the floor just so my parents would think it was me... and they never believed me... even to this day She wont even admit it.

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OMG that's awesome!

collie man said:

Don't feel bad, i did that when i was 14, high, and in winter.
Only it took me awhile to get out, with the group i was with watching.

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Quote:

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, YOU DIRTY LITTLE KANGAROO!"

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also, the first subjective memory i have is when i first started to walk. i was with my mum at a large store. i wandered off and shat myself (or perhaps vice versa.) i then proceeded to walk up to a group of (as i recall) teenage girls with a huge grin of my face. i actually remember having a sort of 'i'm so fucking cool right now' feeling.




aaaah childhood, i remember it fondly

theMERRYiguana said:

i think the moment i felt the most embarrassed was when i was real little and was at my dad's garage and he was workign on an engine, i guess he must've been showing me what it was and said "that is fucked up" and i replied "whats fucked up."

took me a couple seconds to understand what i was saying i guess

but even before he said anything i was real embarrassed.

he only said "watch your mouth kid" or something but i remember it being horrible for me.

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he should have watched HIS mouth, your answer was just natural for a child.

Rhapsode said:

i proceeded to crap myself and smear my creations all over the walls. apparently i left no wall untouched.

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That's funny. My brother did the same thing once.