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Great scam I came up with
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This is the scam I came up with today...

Alright, it takes place in a bar(and later it'll go outside of the bar).  You basically just drink two beers over the course of three hours and pretend to get drunk.  Then you find a nice looking couple, making sure that the guy is smaller and beatable(in a fight) than you.  You start bad mouthing him and his girl.  Say things about her body or face, or that you fucked her the other night.  Make sure to slur so they think your drunk.

He'll end up asking "do you want to take this outside?" and you'll answer "Yes".  He'll ask because he thinks your drunk and that he can kick your ass.  Then when you go outside, make sure he hits you first(it'll probley be on camera).  After he hits you, smile at him and beat the shit out of him in front of his girlfriend, thus winning his girlfriend.

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Re: Great scam I came up with [Re: Anonymous #1]
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That is possibly the stupidest idea ever.  His girlfriend would probably just beat your ass first.

:facepalm:


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Re: Great scam I came up with [Re: Anonymous #1]
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cool story, bro

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Re: Great scam I came up with [Re: Anonymous #3]
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:highfive:

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Re: Great scam I came up with [Re: Anonymous #4]
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or how about just beating the shit outta him. no need for further complications. walk in, kick his ass, bang his girl

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Re: Great scam I came up with [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
:highfive:


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Re: Great scam I came up with [Re: Anonymous #6]
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all this for a fight? Challenge me to a fight and I'd fight you if we're of equal size,many would. you sir, are a retard.

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Re: Great scam I came up with [Re: Anonymous #1] * 3
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Anonymous #1 said:
This is the scam I came up with today...

Alright, it takes place in a bar(and later it'll go outside of the bar).  You basically just drink two beers over the course of three hours and pretend to get drunk.  Then you find a nice looking couple, making sure that the guy is smaller and beatable(in a fight) than you.  You start bad mouthing him and his girl.  Say things about her body or face, or that you fucked her the other night.  Make sure to slur so they think your drunk.

He'll end up asking "do you want to take this outside?" and you'll answer "Yes".  He'll ask because he thinks your drunk and that he can kick your ass.  Then when you go outside, make sure he hits you first(it'll probley be on camera).  After he hits you, smile at him and beat the shit out of him in front of his girlfriend, thus winning his girlfriend.


Vanmango, is that you? 

Just go to craigslist and find a whore there :shrug:

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Re: Great scam I came up with [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Sounds fun if you like getting stabbed or shot.

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Re: Great scam I came up with [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Annom 1, your an idiot.

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Re: Great scam I came up with [Re: Anonymous #10]
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-OP


She's fucking someone else bro

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Re: Great scam I came up with [Re: Anonymous #10]
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I'd pump 9 rounds of .22 into your worthless ass.

Better think twice before running into my kind

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Re: Great scam I came up with [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous #12 said:
I'd pump 9 rounds of .22 into your worthless ass.

Better think twice before running into my kind


yea a retard.

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Re: Great scam I came up with [Re: Anonymous #7]
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I like how you seek out someone smaller than you so it is just the most bitch-made shit ever. You sir are a pussy nig.

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Re: Great scam I came up with [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
Annom 1, your an idiot.


Anon #10, you're an idiot

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Re: Great scam I came up with [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You are gonna get shot dead. :facepalm:

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Re: Great scam I came up with [Re: Anonymous #15]
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#1, don't listen to these pussies. Try out the scam tonight and tape it, then report back here with the vid and results.

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Re: Great scam I came up with [Re: Anonymous #16]
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He can't post back because he'll be in the hospital. OP is a sissy who'd get the shit beat out of himself, gun or not. Having said that, GO FOR IT OP
:awebig:

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Re: Great scam I came up with [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anonymous #16 said:
#1, don't listen to these pussies. Try out the scam tonight and tape it, then report back here with the vid and results.


I support this.

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Re: Great scam I came up with [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
This is the scam I came up with today...

Alright, it takes place in a bar(and later it'll go outside of the bar).  You basically just drink two beers over the course of three hours and pretend to get drunk.  Then you find a nice looking couple, making sure that the guy is smaller and beatable(in a fight) than you.  You start bad mouthing him and his girl.  Say things about her body or face, or that you fucked her the other night.  Make sure to slur so they think your drunk.

He'll end up asking "do you want to take this outside?" and you'll answer "Yes".  He'll ask because he thinks your drunk and that he can kick your ass.  Then when you go outside, make sure he hits you first(it'll probley be on camera).  After he hits you, smile at him and beat the shit out of him in front of his girlfriend, thus winning his girlfriend.


Vanmango, is that you? 

Just go to craigslist and find a whore there :shrug:


Obama approves.

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