AlmostAsCoolAs said:

These tips are all just common sense.

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mellowparty said:

Here are mellowparty's tips on toking:


1. Being an untidy person is always a good thing. In my experience carelessness in most cases leads to a serendipitous toking. I was desperate the other day and found a baggy that I must have lost the other day while tripping. This may sound stupid to most people but having lost baggies is fucking great


2. Always be prepared with smoking paper. Disassemble your mobile phone and put 2 papers under the battery, then put 3 more between the battery and then top cover. That has helped me in numerous situations and I've actually gotten high simply cause I've provided unprepared people with paper

3. If you use tobacco for rolling j's always put less tobacco then initially intended. My friends are idiots and smoke j's that are 3/4 ciggie tobacco and 1/4 weed And whenever I start speaking about lung cancer they blame me for imparting bad mojo.


4. ALWAYS and I mean always have weed if you plan on using tryptamine RC's. I would never ever again take a trypt if im not prepared with at least 0.5g. The thing is that the smoke n toke utterly soothes my brain while tripping and can make the overall experience much more cheerful and user-friendly


5. Educate yourself. Knowing how weed works in the brain can help a boatload. Basic cannabis neurochemistry 101: Activation of the CB1 receptor leads to the replacement of GDP for GTP in an inhibitory G-protein which downregulates the activity of adenylyl cyclase. The latter enzyme converts ATP to Cyclic AMP which is a second intracellular messenger that is implicated in a lot of signalling pathways. So less cAMP means less neuronal activity. There is a high density of CB1 receptors in the hypothalamus which is responsible for short term memory - thats why you dont remember shit if you are stoned like this
The same goes for the Globus pallidus nucleus in the brain. This part of our brains is necessary for filtering the incoming information. So when one inhibits it, he/she starts to notice all sorts of "amusing" things that were never before noticed .  The more you read about drugs the better you get in predicting their effects that result from mixing them. Caffeine is a methylated purine that inhibits the 3',5'-cAMP-phosphodiesterase which degrades cAMP. So smoking weed and drinking coffee may help you retain your partial functionality.


6. ALCOHOL Blazing before drinking is .  Blazing while drunk is a in most situations. Find the balance


7. Combustion of all plant material leads to the generation of general poisons and carcinogens. However your body is able to cope with limited amounts of the mentioned chemicals. Smoking in moderation can result in a happy, well-balanced and fulfilling life.


8. SEX and weed is amazing

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This deserves its own thread

laserpig said:

Toker tip 2. Don't smoke in places where you have to pull some fan bullshit to avoid getting caught. Seriously, come on man. Just go outside if you're smoking at your parents' house.

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mellowparty said:

8. SEX and weed (And The Floyd:)is amazing

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KroniclyHigh said:

This deserves its own thread

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DeliciousVinyl said:

Toker tip

Corner the bowl muffuckas!

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mellowparty said:

Here are mellowparty's tips on toking:


1. Being an untidy person is always a good thing. In my experience carelessness in most cases leads to a serendipitous toking. I was desperate the other day and found a baggy that I must have lost the other day while tripping. This may sound stupid to most people but having lost baggies is fucking great


2. Always be prepared with smoking paper. Disassemble your mobile phone and put 2 papers under the battery, then put 3 more between the battery and then top cover. That has helped me in numerous situations and I've actually gotten high simply cause I've provided unprepared people with paper

3. If you use tobacco for rolling j's always put less tobacco then initially intended. My friends are idiots and smoke j's that are 3/4 ciggie tobacco and 1/4 weed And whenever I start speaking about lung cancer they blame me for imparting bad mojo.


4. ALWAYS and I mean always have weed if you plan on using tryptamine RC's. I would never ever again take a trypt if im not prepared with at least 0.5g. The thing is that the smoke n toke utterly soothes my brain while tripping and can make the overall experience much more cheerful and user-friendly


5. Educate yourself. Knowing how weed works in the brain can help a boatload. Basic cannabis neurochemistry 101: Activation of the CB1 receptor leads to the replacement of GDP for GTP in an inhibitory G-protein which downregulates the activity of adenylyl cyclase. The latter enzyme converts ATP to Cyclic AMP which is a second intracellular messenger that is implicated in a lot of signalling pathways. So less cAMP means less neuronal activity. There is a high density of CB1 receptors in the hypothalamus which is responsible for short term memory - thats why you dont remember shit if you are stoned like this
The same goes for the Globus pallidus nucleus in the brain. This part of our brains is necessary for filtering the incoming information. So when one inhibits it, he/she starts to notice all sorts of "amusing" things that were never before noticed .  The more you read about drugs the better you get in predicting their effects that result from mixing them. Caffeine is a methylated purine that inhibits the 3',5'-cAMP-phosphodiesterase which degrades cAMP. So smoking weed and drinking coffee may help you retain your partial functionality.


6. ALCOHOL Blazing before drinking is .  Blazing while drunk is a in most situations. Find the balance


7. Combustion of all plant material leads to the generation of general poisons and carcinogens. However your body is able to cope with limited amounts of the mentioned chemicals. Smoking in moderation can result in a happy, well-balanced and fulfilling life.


8. SEX and weed is amazing

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good post and great tip about hiding papers in your cellphone haha

but im confused why you added the part about alcohol... why is getting blazed while drunk a no-no ?