Set said:

shponglecybin said:

my mate was telling me he over heard my gf telling his gf that she has to learn how to control him more

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I find that massively offensive.  If I was in your shoes I'd tell that cunt to GTFO.

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Apollyphelion said:

TheDood said:

Well sounds to me like you need to learn how to train her as well. Women are very hard to train because you must know her hot buttons and how to manipulate them. Once you know a woman's hot-spots you can be the controller. You must also be amazing in the sack, this will help you big time. When she does something like that to you, all you must do is play the same game with her, touch one of her hot-spots or gently touch or whatever one of her hot-spots after she does it so she gets all hot and bothered, then play the same game and act like you have no idea why she is hot and bothered. If you can pull this off successfully enough, it will save you a whole lot of time being blue-balled lol. Also, if you cannot do that then simply get up, squeeze one out and go along with your day all happy and carefree and whatnot, it'll show her that her powers wont work. Good luck to ya man.
Peace,
TheDood

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This has to be one of the more retarded paragraphs I have ever read on the Shroomery. It kind of reminds me of a Homeless Retard yelling at a brick wall.

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