TheDood said:

Well sounds to me like you need to learn how to train her as well. Women are very hard to train because you must know her hot buttons and how to manipulate them. Once you know a woman's hot-spots you can be the controller. You must also be amazing in the sack, this will help you big time. When she does something like that to you, all you must do is play the same game with her, touch one of her hot-spots or gently touch or whatever one of her hot-spots after she does it so she gets all hot and bothered, then play the same game and act like you have no idea why she is hot and bothered. If you can pull this off successfully enough, it will save you a whole lot of time being blue-balled lol. Also, if you cannot do that then simply get up, squeeze one out and go along with your day all happy and carefree and whatnot, it'll show her that her powers wont work. Good luck to ya man.
Peace,
TheDood

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shponglecybin said:

she always wakes me up early or in the middle of the night by rubbing her sexy ass against my balls,i get an instant raging stiffy,then she rolls over and pretends to be asleep.

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Apollyphelion said:

TheDood said:

Well sounds to me like you need to learn how to train her as well. Women are very hard to train because you must know her hot buttons and how to manipulate them. Once you know a woman's hot-spots you can be the controller. You must also be amazing in the sack, this will help you big time. When she does something like that to you, all you must do is play the same game with her, touch one of her hot-spots or gently touch or whatever one of her hot-spots after she does it so she gets all hot and bothered, then play the same game and act like you have no idea why she is hot and bothered. If you can pull this off successfully enough, it will save you a whole lot of time being blue-balled lol. Also, if you cannot do that then simply get up, squeeze one out and go along with your day all happy and carefree and whatnot, it'll show her that her powers wont work. Good luck to ya man.
Peace,
TheDood

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This has to be one of the more retarded paragraphs I have ever read on the Shroomery. It kind of reminds me of a Homeless Retard yelling at a brick wall.

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rodfarva said:

Apollyphelion said:

TheDood said:

Well sounds to me like you need to learn how to train her as well. Women are very hard to train because you must know her hot buttons and how to manipulate them. Once you know a woman's hot-spots you can be the controller. You must also be amazing in the sack, this will help you big time. When she does something like that to you, all you must do is play the same game with her, touch one of her hot-spots or gently touch or whatever one of her hot-spots after she does it so she gets all hot and bothered, then play the same game and act like you have no idea why she is hot and bothered. If you can pull this off successfully enough, it will save you a whole lot of time being blue-balled lol. Also, if you cannot do that then simply get up, squeeze one out and go along with your day all happy and carefree and whatnot, it'll show her that her powers wont work. Good luck to ya man.
Peace,
TheDood

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This has to be one of the more retarded paragraphs I have ever read on the Shroomery. It kind of reminds me of a Homeless Retard yelling at a brick wall.

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As a woman did that offend you?

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FoURtWeNTy420 said:

doood i dont think she has a plan to control u,
i just think she doesnt like you, doesnt like fucking you....so the ways she does it is half past out in the middle of the night..doesnt even open her eyes and forgets alll about it.
u shouuld rock her world so u have her by the cunt!

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I'm a male, under generalities I consider myself more like a woman
but regardless,

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feifen said:

So.......why can't you rub one out or fuck her OP?

I am confused

Just rip her pants off and shove your cock in her mouth if she does that

DSHSB?

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You just need to turn around and play the same game except take it further

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Women love being beatin at their own game.
Thats all it is of course, is a game.
Fuck with her head, act interested but keep your distance this will make her wonder and worry about you.
And dont ever give her everything she wants cuz then shes already gotten everything she needs and she will get bored of you.
If theres a reason for her to stick around other than the sex she can get from someone else then she undoubtedly will.
Oh yeah, the big thing is DONT BE A PUSHOVER!

shponglecybin said:

my mate was telling me he over heard my gf telling his gf that she has to learn how to control him more

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Set said:

shponglecybin said:

my mate was telling me he over heard my gf telling his gf that she has to learn how to control him more

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I find that massively offensive.  If I was in your shoes I'd tell that cunt to GTFO.

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Apollyphelion said:

TheDood said:

Well sounds to me like you need to learn how to train her as well. Women are very hard to train because you must know her hot buttons and how to manipulate them. Once you know a woman's hot-spots you can be the controller. You must also be amazing in the sack, this will help you big time. When she does something like that to you, all you must do is play the same game with her, touch one of her hot-spots or gently touch or whatever one of her hot-spots after she does it so she gets all hot and bothered, then play the same game and act like you have no idea why she is hot and bothered. If you can pull this off successfully enough, it will save you a whole lot of time being blue-balled lol. Also, if you cannot do that then simply get up, squeeze one out and go along with your day all happy and carefree and whatnot, it'll show her that her powers wont work. Good luck to ya man.
Peace,
TheDood

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This has to be one of the more retarded paragraphs I have ever read on the Shroomery. It kind of reminds me of a Homeless Retard yelling at a brick wall.

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