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OfflineGenius
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The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me
    #3329105 - 11/07/04 01:04 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

This is some shit that I will never forget. It was fun to begin but sucked in the end. This is how the story goes...

I called up my friend the other day around 5.00pm asking the usual "Whats going on" and he is like "Dude you want to take a trip to Detroit and make some cash" I'm like I will be over to talk. I get to his house and him his girl, another friend and this guy (we will call him jack) that I met a few days before there. Well my friend fills me in on what he was talking about. He says if I give Jack a ride to Detroit (a 5 1/2hr drive) he will pay for gas + $150.00 when we get there. He has no money on him he will get it when we get there cause he knows allot of people there and he already has it setup to get some cash. I always wanted to go to d-town and had nothing better to do so I agreed and we started on are way. Well before we could get on the express way we had to fill up on gas. The guy had no cash so me and my girl payed the 27+ dollars to fill the tank the rest of the way full.

Jack also asked if we will buy him a pack of smokes, we agree. 5 more dollars :crazy: -32.00$ for us we are now broke and the banks are closed. So we get on the express road and we head for Detroit. we get a little over half way there and we are low on gas. I forgot to say my other friend and his girl are also along for the trip. Well my friends girl wrights a bad check to pay for more gas thinking she is getting the money back early tomorrow before it bounces.

The plan is that in Detroit there is X and Jack is going to get allot and bring it back sell it and make a lil $$$. OK so 5-1/2hrs later we get to Detroit. It was sweet seeing the homeless pushing shopping carts. We DROVE DOWN 8MILE ROAD!!! Well went to a gas station were you have to pay before you can pump :cool: :blush: This guy asked if he could pump the gas for 0.40$ :ooo: Na sir i don't got any cash.

So we get to this house Jack goes in and comes back out with 150.00$ then we go to another house were Jack is getting the stuff. Well jack goes in, comes back out and is like... "My guy is on his way back to..." (Were we had just spend 5-1/2hrs driving from) "He was all fucked up when I talked to him on the phone and thought I asked him to come here" :crazy:

Well he has 2 X's and some oxy. He gave the 2 X's to my friend and his girl. Then we stop at a International House of Pancakes and go into the bathroom and snort 30mg of ox each. This is my first and only time I have done oxy :grin:. All I can say about all that is, It sucked feeling the way I did in a car. It would have been nice to lay in bed while on them but that was not a option.

OK so we get back to my friends house at like 8:00am Jack tries to call his guy, he says there is no answer. Well I get sleepy and decide to go home and sleep for a bit then come back and get my cash.

Well when I wake up I call my friend and he informs me jack is gone. He has no idea were he is :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

It turns out the guy is a addict :mad2: the only reason for going to Detroit... TO GET OXY!!!! :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

I was so fucking pissed. Not only because I was ripped off but because I trusted a person and was fucked over.


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Re: The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me [Re: Genius]
    #3329115 - 11/07/04 01:08 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Damn, that sounded a little fishy from the beggining. Sorry, the totally sucks big donkey dick. I hope you have some ass-kicking plans in the future... :wink:


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Re: The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me [Re: Genius]
    #3329135 - 11/07/04 01:10 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Find "Jack" or wait till he's back at your friends house ... have you friend keep him there for a while ... go to the friends house ... cut jack a buncha times ... really small not to deep cuts ... Have your friend hold him down ... pour everclear on his cuts ... then comes the salt !!!!!!!!!!!! If your friend refuses to be a part of this well then break Jack's knee caps next time you see him.


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Re: The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me [Re: JettaJay]
    #3329152 - 11/07/04 01:12 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Remember "Jack" was sposed to pay the check... He has not been seen by any1 since that day.


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Re: The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me [Re: Genius]
    #3329157 - 11/07/04 01:13 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

i shit in a basket and ate it


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Re: The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me [Re: ShitEatingFaggot]
    #3329177 - 11/07/04 01:18 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Ok so now I feel like a dumbass for saying all that. If I were you and had the extra 100 (gas, food, etc.) bucks I'd drive back to the guys house y'all visited in Detroit and start knockin on some doors. Thats just me I get pissed when people rip me off. Thats the one and onlything that makes me mad really easy. Other than tha tI am usually not a violent person.


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Re: The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me [Re: Genius]
    #3329178 - 11/07/04 01:18 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

So you didn't get any money?


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Re: The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me [Re: JettaJay]
    #3329179 - 11/07/04 01:18 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Wow,
you seem to know what your talking about...do you do this often?
:tongue:


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Re: The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me [Re: Signo]
    #3329185 - 11/07/04 01:20 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Nope... All I got out of the whole thing was some oxy and a Large #1 with a coke at McDonalds.


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Re: The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me [Re: JettaJay]
    #3329189 - 11/07/04 01:21 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I would prolly be shot if I knocked on that door :smirk:


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Re: The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me [Re: Genius]
    #3329194 - 11/07/04 01:23 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

pretty fucken retarded


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Re: The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me [Re: Super_Blunt]
    #3329205 - 11/07/04 01:25 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

What is retarded? Or is that just a label for your post :rolleyes:


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Re: The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me [Re: Genius]
    #3329214 - 11/07/04 01:27 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Genius said:
I would prolly be shot if I knocked on that door :smirk:




True ... Oh well He'll get whats comming to him maybe he wont be able to pay off someone that'll beat the shit out of him or something. Karma will get him for you !!

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desiree saidWow,
you seem to know what your talking about...do you do this often?




No, and I am really hard to piss off but if I get screwed over then its on. I would never try to screw anyone over so I expect the same respect from everyone else. I dunno maybe I'm just weird like that. I would rather someone tell me to my face " I have no money and need a ride to detroit and back to score some oxy's " Then atleast I can say HELL NO


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Edited by JettaJay (11/07/04 01:43 AM)


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Re: The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me [Re: JettaJay]
    #3329223 - 11/07/04 01:30 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

I'm only pissed because I was ripped. I'm more hurt because I was betrayed. I don't regret the trip at all though. Like I said I have never been to Detroit and have never seen the things I seen and they were things every one needs to see. I have a new perspective on life I guess you could say.

I'm more the wiser :smirk:


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Re: The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me [Re: Genius]
    #3329229 - 11/07/04 01:33 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Then your trip was deffinatly worth while !!!! Everyone needs to see what you are talking about. I have been to detriot Once or Twice with my cousin and we were in a bad part of town. Made me feel really lucky to have what I do !!!


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Re: The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me [Re: JettaJay]
    #3329247 - 11/07/04 01:40 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

JettaJay said:


Quote:

Psychoslut saidWow,
you seem to know what your talking about...do you do this often?




No, and I am really hard to piss off but if I get screwed over then its on. I would never try to screw anyone over so I expect the same respect from everyone else. I dunno maybe I'm just weird like that. I would rather someone tell me to my face " I have no money and need a ride to detroit and back to score some oxy's " Then atleast I can say HELL NO




I'm not psychoslut!
I hope you weren't trying to offend me by calling me that? :frown:
That would be mean, and I don't believe you are a mean person.


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Re: The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3329251 - 11/07/04 01:42 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Holy shit I am SO sorry .Thats what I get for being stoned again. Please forgive me check it out I edited it. I am just stoned and forgot who typed what.


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Edited by JettaJay (11/07/04 01:43 AM)


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Re: The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me [Re: Genius]
    #3329254 - 11/07/04 01:43 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Genius said:
What is retarded? Or is that just a label for your post :rolleyes:




You are lucky i dont find you in your underground parking cause i done will get you jumped like gymnastics and put you on the gelatin diet!  :sniper:


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Re: The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me [Re: Super_Blunt]
    #3329261 - 11/07/04 01:45 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Do you type english motherfucker? :cheers:


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Re: The Most Fucked Up Thing To Ever Happened to Me [Re: Genius]
    #3329274 - 11/07/04 01:50 AM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Genius said:
Do you type english motherfucker? :cheers:




:lol:


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