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So kinda with italian chick.....
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So im kinda with this italian chick.  Not like 100% but enough to care, ya know what i mean?!?!? 

The only thing is that her English is not so great, i would have to learn Italian to truly get to know her


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L'enfer est plein de bonnes volontés et désirs

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Re: So kinda with italian chick..... [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
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tell her "Io devo scopari ! ORA ! SUBITO !" - and prepare for some good times :smirk:


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:penis: MONOTUB tek :sun: HEATBOMB tek :penis:

RIP #cultivation! ....can't associate? well FUCK U !

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Re: So kinda with italian chick..... [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
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She looks pretty. I can hardly see her face, though, with those lame glasses. :tongue:

Did you meet her along the moonlit canals of Florence, or behind a dingy pizza place in the Bronx?

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Re: So kinda with italian chick..... [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
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no

she looks lebanese

we have lots of yugos pretending to be italian too

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Re: So kinda with italian chick..... [Re: filthee]
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maybe sometimes it is better with a language barrier :heart: lol


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Re: So kinda with italian chick..... [Re: filthee]
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No, i met her through a friend of a friend.  We hooked up at one point in america, but i just learned she broke up with Italian boy friend.  The thing is that her english is not so great and my Italian is not so great.


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Re: So kinda with italian chick..... [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
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Cognitive_Shift said:
No, i met her through a friend of a friend.  We hooked up at one point in america, but i just learned she broke up with Italian boy friend.  The thing is that her english is not so great and my Italian is not so great.



ohmatic said:
tell her "Io devo scopari ! ORA ! SUBITO !" - and prepare for some good times :smirk:



!!!


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:penis: MONOTUB tek :sun: HEATBOMB tek :penis:

RIP #cultivation! ....can't associate? well FUCK U !

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Re: So kinda with italian chick..... [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
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she looks cute none the less man
goodluck!

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Re: So kinda with italian chick..... [Re: filthee]
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Alright last picture folks....


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Re: So kinda with italian chick..... [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
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hahaha yea i see italian now

nice!

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Re: So kinda with italian chick..... [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
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Cognitive_Shift said:
So im kinda with this italian chick.  Not like 100% but enough to care, ya know what i mean?!?!? 

The only thing is that her English is not so great, i would have to learn Italian to truly get to know her



When the last time you slid inside her Grand Canal?
When was the last time she tasted your single noodle pasta dish?
When was the last time you kneaded her dough, flipped her in the air, massaged her into a circle and then spread your sauce over her with a ladle and then topped her with mozzarella, pepperoni, sausage and onions?

Yeah...

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Re: So kinda with italian chick..... [Re: seek]
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seek said:
Cognitive_Shift said:
So im kinda with this italian chick.  Not like 100% but enough to care, ya know what i mean?!?!? 

The only thing is that her English is not so great, i would have to learn Italian to truly get to know her



When the last time you slid inside her Grand Canal?
When was the last time she tasted your single noodle pasta dish?
When was the last time you kneaded her dough, flipped her in the air, massaged her into a circle and then spread your sauce over her with a ladle and then topped her with mozzarella, pepperoni, sausage and onions?

Yeah...



Seriously though, how many times have you gotten her vaginal debris on your cock?

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Re: So kinda with italian chick..... [Re: seek]
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... debris??? :uhoh:

I think one of us has been doing it wrong, all I ever end up with is a vaginal marinade on my unit.

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Re: So kinda with italian chick..... [Re: Entropymancer]
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Entropymancer said:
... debris??? :uhoh:

I think one of us has been doing it wrong, all I ever end up with is a vaginal marinade on my unit.



sometimes after dogging youll get that white pussyslimesauce going on the love rocket :love:


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Re: So kinda with italian chick..... [Re: ohmatic]
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Yeah, that's what I meant by marinade. Debris makes me think of flesh chunks.

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Re: So kinda with italian chick..... [Re: Entropymancer]
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Entropymancer said:
Yeah, that's what I meant by marinade. Debris makes me think of flesh chunks.



I got it from a comedy rapper... Blacktastic. I think he said "pussy deris" though. He's a gay guy who makes songs about sucking dicks and drawing letters on his taint with your finger (or was that another "rapper" in the same song?) Stamper - Triple Penetration is a good way to get to know him, haha. It's on Newgrounds.

Though he didn't explicitly say this, I think he was referring to smegma or something

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Re: So kinda with italian chick..... [Re: ohmatic]
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ohmatic said:
Entropymancer said:
... debris??? :uhoh:

I think one of us has been doing it wrong, all I ever end up with is a vaginal marinade on my unit.



sometimes after dogging youll get that white pussyslimesauce going on the love rocket :love:



'cheese around the flange'is one description of it i heard but not just from doggystyle:lol:

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Re: So kinda with italian chick..... [Re: filthee]
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she will be a swamp creature in 15 years

i can tell


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Re: So kinda with italian chick..... [Re: ohmatic]
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ohmatic said:
Entropymancer said:
... debris??? :uhoh:

I think one of us has been doing it wrong, all I ever end up with is a vaginal marinade on my unit.



sometimes after dogging youll get that white pussyslimesauce going on the love rocket :love:



and snail tracks on your seats

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Re: So kinda with italian chick..... [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
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Just make sure that she shaves that extra Italian body hair off the right places.

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