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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
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I really hate it when she resists

or when she screams for help

it's like GOD

i've been holding you captive for 5 months now,

and feeding you the best dog food money can buy,

stop being such a bitch..

women..


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: derx]
    #9683995 -

got any nudes?


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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
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Not existing.  :crankey:

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: derx]
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i also hate when she starts talking about the dumbest shit. she can go on and on and on. theres been so many times where i contemplated on crashing the car.


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: Newbie]
    #9684014 -

i guess we shouldnt be bitching about the little stuff. we could all be in the same shoes as Newbie. :rofl2:


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: Newbie]
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NewbieShroomie said:
Not existing.  :crankey:



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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
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You sound like you're 18.

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: imagine]
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how do you know im not? what age do you think i am?


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
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LeftBehind said:
theres been so many times where i contemplated on crashing the car.


man oh man, how many times i thought of that with my ex wife. :cruelworld:

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
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My chick is a brainwashed MTV babbling idiot only concerned with new shows based off of some other show that sucked anyways and the new fashion trends. All girls suck and the ones that are kind of cool are ugly and think they know more about music than I.


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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: imagine]
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imagine said:
You sound like you're 18.


:lol:


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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
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LeftBehind said:
when i say low maintenance i mean she wont brush her teeth for a couple of days or even take a shower for a couple of days. one time she went like 3 months without shaving. i hate high maintenance and low maintenance. i like em' to be right in the middle.

i hate how my chick throws her clothes on the floor. we have a god damn hamper for a reason.

i also hate how she wears my clothes. oh and that she doesnt get rid of any of her clothes. she has 1000's of shit that she will never wear or fit into, but still holds on to them.


That's not low maintence, that's NASTY.

You sir, got a nasty hoe.


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Becoming human was not part of the plan...

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Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
    #9684189 -

I dunno I say a lot of dumb things I know nothing about and she agrees with me.  It kinda pisses me off now that she thinks the earth use to be the sun but now its covered in dirt from an asteroid.


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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: Breakfast Crew]
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Breakfast Crew said:
I dunno I say a lot of dumb things I know nothing about and she agrees with me.  It kinda pisses me off now that she thinks the earth use to be the sun but now its covered in dirt from an asteroid.


I'm sorry but what?

I couldn't deal with that.

but it would come in handy sometimes..

THERES GHOSTS IN YOUR CLOTHES!

is one prime example.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

Edited by pfxtc (01/26/09 08:02 PM)

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
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LeftBehind said:
when i say low maintenance i mean she wont brush her teeth for a couple of days or even take a shower for a couple of days. one time she went like 3 months without shaving. i hate high maintenance and low maintenance. i like em' to be right in the middle.


you've confused maintenance with hygiene.

girls who are referred to as low maintenance typically means they don't require a lot of attention from their significant other to stay happy.

in other words you don't have to do all of the cliche things that some girls interepret as a sign of care.. like buy her flowers, open up the car door, take her out to eat at fancy restaurants..

but i've dated a few girls with relatively poor hygiene too.. i think it might be common.

they don't like to shower because it's such a long drawn out process for some of them, so they get lazy.  they don't want to have to wash/condition their hair, shave their pits, shave their crotch, shave their legs, wash the face n body, get out and then put on lotion, blow dry the hair, style the hair, put on make up etc.. etc..

you'd think that'd make the girls consider going all natural, but instead it only makes them take less showers..


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Save Shroomerites Anonymous!

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
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1) Thinks I can read her mind. I ask her if she wants a salad for lunch and she looks at me and says no. I come back without one and get told I just "don't get it" and that she really wanted one

2) Such a drama-queen. Everything is the end of the world or the start of a new beginning. Jesus, I just want to "be"

3) You need to pick a girl who isn't a lunatic when drunk and that is a shot in the dark. I got lucky but I have friends who have the nicest wives/girlfriends yet a few drinks in them and they are a different person which entails them being a complete bitch, whore, or well...someone you want to slap at all times

4) Girls feel that the longer the relationship goes, the less the BJ's should come....WTF? Keep going

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: two_rivers]
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two_rivers said:
LeftBehind said:
when i say low maintenance i mean she wont brush her teeth for a couple of days or even take a shower for a couple of days. one time she went like 3 months without shaving. i hate high maintenance and low maintenance. i like em' to be right in the middle.


you've confused maintenance with hygiene.

girls who are referred to as low maintenance typically means they don't require a lot of attention from their significant other to stay happy.

in other words you don't have to do all of the cliche things that some girls interepret as a sign of care.. like buy her flowers, open up the car door, take her out to eat at fancy restaurants..

but i've dated a few girls with relatively poor hygiene too.. i think it might be common.

they don't like to shower because it's such a long drawn out process for some of them, so they get lazy.  they don't want to have to wash/condition their hair, shave their pits, shave their crotch, shave their legs, wash the face n body, get out and then put on lotion, blow dry the hair, style the hair, put on make up etc.. etc..

you'd think that'd make the girls consider going all natural, but instead it only makes them take less showers..


then when you dump their asses they start looking their best again,

i wonder if there's a correlation.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: pfxtc]
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:rofl2:

i wanna go and slap the bitch now


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
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are you dating my sister? :confused:


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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
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LeftBehind said:
:rofl2:

i wanna go and slap the bitch now


Hey!  What happened to all your pictures in your gallery!  those pictures looked like they were taken at home.  She is pretty damn hot.

The Shroomy 1


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