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fun way to get rid of a chick
    #5916787 - 07/30/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

hows this for an idea... i saw a chick say the ultimate turn off for a girl is when a guy pops too early..ya know the premature shit.. sooo how bout this ive got this girl i slept with and i need to lose her. now if i dump her straight out im gonna piss off some people i know. i have to get her to dump me. soooooo here is the plan , i sleep with her but i i just like gorrila fuck her, finish in 5mins and goto sleep. a couple times of this and she'll think im a selfish pig, problem solved right?? i bet it would work like a charm...

unless ive just smoked and drank myslef retarded.

ive found a way to make drinking wine wiht a bunch of guys watching entourage not gay. the secret is you dont use wine glasses, you use a cup. a cup with a sports team logo on it...that takes the gay right out of the equation.


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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5916792 - 07/30/06 10:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

This one girl said she doesn't like guys that chew tobbaco so maybe i should take that habbit up for a while?!?!?!?!


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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5916795 - 07/30/06 10:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Not sure if that would work with everyone. Some people are turned on by their partner being able to finish quick in bed. It can make them think that they are "really good" or whatever.


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InvisibleKingOftheThing
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5916799 - 07/30/06 10:22 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Corporal Kielbasa said:
This one girl said she doesn't like guys that chew tobbaco so maybe i should take that habbit up for a while?!?!?!?!




naahh that puts you at risk of gum cancer.


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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5916804 - 07/30/06 10:22 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Tell her she made you turn gay. :evil:


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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5916806 - 07/30/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

KingOftheThing said:
ive found a way to make drinking wine wiht a bunch of guys watching entourage not gay. the secret is you dont use wine glasses, you use a cup. a cup with a sports team logo on it...that takes the gay right out of the equation.



WTF is so gay about drinking out of a wine glass? It's called class.


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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5916807 - 07/30/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Both of these are good ideas...Put in a huge dip of Copenhagen and start gorilla fucking her and drooling your cope all over the place and bust your nut as quick as possible..


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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5916810 - 07/30/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Problem is that the word would get around that you're a two pump chump.

Best try a more subtle approach.


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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: eris]
    #5916811 - 07/30/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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eris said:
Not sure if that would work with everyone. Some people are turned on by their partner being able to finish quick in bed. It can make them think that they are "really good" or whatever.




what if i finished and just said "wow, that sucked" then roll over and passout. :lol: i actually wish i had the balls to do that :lol: it would be pretty mean though


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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5916812 - 07/30/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

chewing tobacco is agood idea, things like that are a much better plan. take up hiobbies and habits that most women hate (ex. armed robberies, pornography addictions, mass murders, etc...)


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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5916816 - 07/30/06 10:24 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

try it. you never will know to you do. at worst she doesn't get off.


I prefer red wines but never thought white wine was gay. Its just to sweet for me.
If it was gay, gay would be gay no matter how you did it.


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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5916826 - 07/30/06 10:27 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:laugh:

this work, until she tells those people you know, and word gets around that you can't last...

I'm sure you can be much more creative than this :smile:

She has to have some limits on what she's comfortable with, so maybe try the back door without asking her....





:shrug:

If worse comes to worst, you could start calling her "dad" during sex... or maybe just a good donkey punch? hehehe


I kid, I kid...


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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: DellComputers]
    #5916830 - 07/30/06 10:28 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah but what if all that chew and the dead deer hanging in the tree in the front yard doesn't work?!?!



I would be turned on if she thought that that was sexy. leans back and sings.....


"She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy"


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InvisibleKingOftheThing
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: KaptKid]
    #5916836 - 07/30/06 10:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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KaptKid said:

If it was gay, gay would be gay no matter how you did it.


:sun:




not so, here is an example:

- saying "i love you man" to your life long best friend after he just led the toast at your wedding

- saying "i love you man" to your life partner after right before cramming the the tip of penis into your mouth

its all about context


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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5916837 - 07/30/06 10:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

burp and fart on her, and act like its nothing, that should get her away... also stare and smile at other hot girls


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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: AliceDee]
    #5916845 - 07/30/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i could tell her i think her friend has nice tits, and go for the 3some like the famous seinfeld episode


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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: AliceDee]
    #5916846 - 07/30/06 10:34 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Ask her to do fucked up shit. Like tell her you want to pee on her. Or the only way can cum is if you do anal every time. Shit on her while she sleeps. Tell her that period blood turns you on and you want her to rub it all over her naked body when its that time of the month. You know... stuff like that


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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5916858 - 07/30/06 10:37 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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KingOftheThing said:
i could tell her i think her friend has nice tits, and go for the 3some like the famous seinfeld episode





So really, its a win/win situation then?


but in that episode, Jerry doesn't go through with it...


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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5916862 - 07/30/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

just be really gross...don't shower when she comes over, or clean your apartment...or you could always call her by the wrong name while fucking....

or I know this might sound crazy...you could just tell her the truth.....


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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: AliceDee]
    #5916867 - 07/30/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I don't understand why men can't just be straight forawrd about not wanting a girl anymore. Just be true and be out. I mean isn't it more respectful and like.. i dunno fucking normal to just say "listen i'm not interested anymore" instead of playing games and being horrible and selfish in bed with her? I mean isn't that worse? wouldn't your friends be pissed if they knew you were just using her for your pleasure until she got sick of not being pleased herself? Why can't you just be a man and be honest about how you feel instead of being a selfish pussy about it?

I dunno maybe it's just me, maybe it's cause i'm a girl. but your idea sounds LAME.


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