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Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick
#5739787 - 06/11/06 09:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wow myspace rules dog. She friend me and say im hott. so then she gets my aol name and she im me a lot. so anyways this for like 2 weeks and i was getting annoyed at it. then tonight she say this
HER: heyhun ME: hey HER: supp ME: nm u HER: nothin HER: bored HER: lonley HER: lol same old **** ME: thats no good HER: come make me not lonley ME: what do u mean HER: come chill with me ME: now? HER: lol HER: i wish HER: i cant ME: yea HER: yea ME: we should hang out sometime tho HER: we should ME: im going to bed ME: talk to you later HER: yea HER: maybe we can chill tuesday ME: yea ME: let me know HER: u lemme know HER: lol HER: call me sometime ME: allrite HER: akanow
Yea dude. So def gonna get some tang. i hope she isnt fat tho. from her pics shes like a few lbs overwieght but tough to tell angles and stiuff. but she had amazing huge boobs. and a pretty face. so yea i hope shes not like really fat
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5739792 - 06/11/06 09:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You may singlehandedly be responsible for making me leave these forums. Congratulations.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5739794 - 06/11/06 09:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I just praised one of your earlier posts...and you go and make a bad post again.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5739795 - 06/11/06 09:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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She's fat....and retarded. Have fun.
Good post!
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watch her be like 13 and u get set up and we all see u on Dateline or some shit.. lol
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5739809 - 06/11/06 09:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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dude i want you on my myspace! www.myspace.com/dobiethegreat
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Dobie]
#5739844 - 06/11/06 09:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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dude, no way a chix asked u to hangout?!?!?! fuck yur gettin liad omg!!!!111111111111111111111111
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5739849 - 06/11/06 09:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why so many fucking myspace threads on here today?
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: eris]
#5739850 - 06/11/06 09:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's the pub.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: king_cobra]
#5739855 - 06/11/06 10:00 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Im curious Hitman, you said you were going to college? What college are you going to? Because I am never sending my kids there.
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Yeah, I always notice them in here form time to time, but when every other thread has "myspace" in the title .
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OTD has WOW threads and the Pub has Myspace threads.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5739871 - 06/11/06 10:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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True.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5739889 - 06/11/06 10:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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pics?
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5739903 - 06/11/06 10:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Rollzers!
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5739954 - 06/11/06 10:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Every conversation I have with a MySpace chick ends like this:
Amy: heh i have a bit of an odd question for you tho Ythan: Okay Amy: do you know anything about like doldos/vibrators? =X Ythan: A little, my ex had a good collection Ythan: Why? Amy: cuz im horny as fuck and im not dating anyone so im like... gah, so sexually frustrated Amy: im like a friggin cat in heat.. im like gonna impale myself on the first penis-ish thing i can find AGHHHH Amy: im using my bloody cell phone as a vibrator Ythan: Boo hoo now you know how guys feel ALL THE TIME Ythan: yeah electric toothbrushes work well too Amy: heh yea but id feel weird using my moms Ythan: Yeah I can understand that Ythan: Well if your cell phone isn't doing the trick just go to a sex shop or order one online. Amy: i cant, im 17
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Ythan]
#5739957 - 06/11/06 10:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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damn that blows bro
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Ythan]
#5739958 - 06/11/06 10:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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bwahahahaha!
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Ythan]
#5739965 - 06/11/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Replace "I can't, I'm 17" with "Come to my cam-site which costs $50 a month" and that about sums up my Myspace experience.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Ythan]
#5739969 - 06/11/06 10:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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That's what sucks about it.. A lot of underage.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Ythan]
#5740180 - 06/11/06 11:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hehehe...
Tell her to lean up against the clothes-dryer with an unbalanced load in cycle. That what frustrated housewives used to do in back in the '60s...
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5740737 - 06/12/06 04:31 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hitman203 said: Wow myspace rules dog. She friend me and say im hott. so then she gets my aol name and she im me a lot. so anyways this for like 2 weeks and i was getting annoyed at it. then tonight she say this
HER: heyhun ME: hey HER: supp ME: nm u HER: nothin HER: bored HER: lonley HER: lol same old **** ME: thats no good HER: come make me not lonley ME: what do u mean HER: come chill with me ME: now? HER: lol HER: i wish HER: i cant ME: yea HER: yea ME: we should hang out sometime tho HER: we should ME: im going to bed ME: talk to you later HER: yea HER: maybe we can chill tuesday ME: yea ME: let me know HER: u lemme know HER: lol HER: call me sometime ME: allrite HER: akanow
Yea dude. So def gonna get some tang. i hope she isnt fat tho. from her pics shes like a few lbs overwieght but tough to tell angles and stiuff. but she had amazing huge boobs. and a pretty face. so yea i hope shes not like really fat
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Terrapin77]
#5740787 - 06/12/06 05:54 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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The time-honored verbal dance of seduction; subtle word play and cunning metaphor bursting with eros. What Picasso could do with paint, this young gentleman can do with words...
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: eris]
#5740815 - 06/12/06 06:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm also getting sick of all this myspace crap. Can't we make a myspace subforum, or keep myspace stuff on myspace 
I've never used it though. What's the general idea behind it? You make a page about yourself showing of your e-penis. Then you browse some other pages of people with related interests and/or location. Then you add them to your friends list, chat with them (via IM or via a myspace chat?). Then you hope you get laid of of it. Is that about correct?
At the same time your helping the Pentagon NSA profile your ass: http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg19025556.200
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New Scientist has discovered that Pentagon's National Security Agency, which specialises in eavesdropping and code-breaking, is funding research into the mass harvesting of the information that people post about themselves on social networks. And it could harness advances in internet technology - specifically the forthcoming "semantic web" championed by the web standards organisation W3C - to combine data from social networking websites with details such as banking, retail and property records, allowing the NSA to build extensive, all-embracing personal profiles of individuals.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: cybrbeast]
#5740829 - 06/12/06 06:26 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I signed up for it once, because some friends that I used to hang out with in person told me about it (long time ago). I basically got the impression it was gay and didn't bother going back to it. Just my opinion though, it's not my style. It may better suit others. A large portion of the members are under 18 (it seems) on myspace. I guess some kind of "friend networking" is supposed to take place on it or something. It doesn't seem like it was made to be a hookup site, relationship wise. Just the way the whole thing works seems stupid to me.  </opinion>
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: eris]
#5740867 - 06/12/06 07:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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you think thats bad. I got some 14 year old girl texting me that I met at a party when I was obliterated.
shit.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: cybrbeast]
#5740868 - 06/12/06 07:29 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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LOL @ Papaver
The point is to give potential employers an honest, unfiltered look at your personal life, duh.
But it actually is a good way to reconnect with old friends since everyone's on MySpace. Within days of creating my profile I heard from a bunch of people I hadn't talked to since high school.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Ythan]
#5740877 - 06/12/06 07:38 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck highschool.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Ythan]
#5740888 - 06/12/06 07:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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So how do you find these people? Does everyone give their real name?
It's proabably an American orientated site so completely useless for me anyway.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: cybrbeast]
#5740994 - 06/12/06 08:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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People from all over the world are on it. I have a UK person and several Canadians on my friend's list.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5741094 - 06/12/06 09:33 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hitman, you never fail to post something borderline pathetic and fully blown retarded.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5741149 - 06/12/06 10:05 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dont worry Hitman, Im not a hater im always entertained by your stupid posts.
Anyway, the bitch is probably fat. If she looks a bit over weight in her pictures, shes probably obese.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Ythan]
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Ythan said: But it actually is a good way to reconnect with old friends since everyone's on MySpace. Within days of creating my profile I heard from a bunch of people I hadn't talked to since high school.
I intended on using it primarily for art marketing purposes, but I too have also reconnected with an old friend, which was cool.
It is true, that it is full of teenagers and cam-girls, but so is life. It is a truly huge online community, and it is growing. It's taken me a while to figure out how to navigate through all the crap, but I am starting to find some interesting artists and art lovers now, and I think I've just scratched the surface. New memes take time to acclimate to and learn to navigate.
There is no way that MySpace is a threat to something like the Shroomery. It's simply another facet of cyberspace, and as Ythan pointed out, our presence there has brought new members in, which is always good. I understand the annoyance factor for some of you, but I'm kinda excited about it right now; like a kid with a new toy...
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Papaver]
#5741854 - 06/12/06 01:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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"I intended on using it primarily for art marketing purposes"
I bet that's what News Corp thought when they bought the whole damn thing. 
Myspace is lame, if not for the corporate ties and E-penises, then for the fact that I've never seen a myspace page that wasn't butt-fucking-ugly. Can you upload your own html or do you just have to click some options, and they produce the ugly page for you? I assume the second, since some people would be tempted to make... normal looking pages.
*Click here for ugly tiled background and lame boxes.* *Click here to put xXx---xXx around half the fucking words on your page.*
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Koala Koolio]
#5741918 - 06/12/06 01:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just go to your public library and see all the 12 yr olds, that just got off school, on myspace. Probably pretending to be older so they can hook up with some guy they think is 18(who is really 47). A sad year to be alive in this country.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5742200 - 06/12/06 03:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hitman203 said: Yea dude. So def gonna get some tang. i hope she isnt fat tho. from her pics shes like a few lbs overwieght but tough to tell angles and stiuff. but she had amazing huge boobs. and a pretty face. so yea i hope shes not like really fat
not only is this quite pathetic but there is always a catch with ppl you dont know on myspae dude, her pics could be her cousin for all you know and she could be the ugliest STD bag youll ever see, or worse she could be a he
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Gr33nTree73]
#5742208 - 06/12/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Even if it turned out to be a he, Beerweed here would never own up to the fact. He's inevitably gonna come back with some story about how the bitch was smokin and he banged her and then her hot friend came over and was like yo i want some too, when in reality he jerked off to a business card for a phone sex line somewhere in an alley behind 7-11.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hawkeye3]
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You may singlehandedly be responsible for making me leave these forums. Congratulations.
lolzz
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I might just stay in OTD after having to read that chit!~
makes me wonder how old he is!~

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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Papaver]
#5742273 - 06/12/06 03:30 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Papaver said: I remember BeerWeed...
Remember LSAuser?
Are these guys still around? Id love to read some posts for the comic value.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5742290 - 06/12/06 03:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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lets see a pic of her...
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Gr33nTree73]
#5742308 - 06/12/06 03:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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echoes73 said: her pics could be her cousin for all you know and she could be the ugliest STD bag youll ever see, or worse she could be a he
I think he's down with that, I know I am
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
#5742326 - 06/12/06 03:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't know where their posts would be, as OTD now expires old threads. Are the "archives" still available, because they would have all of them. Both those users pre-dated the creation of the archives, so the posts would be stored in there...
Since we're taking a stroll down memory lane. Here's a golden oldie...
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Papaver]
#5743001 - 06/12/06 06:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yah, but that pic is fucked with. I prefer the original.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: doctor_gonzo]
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Yes, but the face is that of LSAuser. You_Suck fucked with it himself...
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Papaver]
#5743093 - 06/12/06 07:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Papaver said: Are the "archives" still available
sometimes
http://www.shroomery.org/archives/ubbthreads.php
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5743180 - 06/12/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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THIS GUY IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THE SAD, SAD, SORRY STATE OF THE UNITED STATES PUBLIC SCHOOL EDUCATION SYSTEM
I PAY REAL ESTATE TAXES FOR 20 YEARS AT $5000 A YEAR TO SUPPORT THE SCHOOLS AND THE RESULT OF THAT SUPPORT IS THAT THIS PUBLICLY EDUCATED MORON CANNOT EVEN COMPOSE A LEGIBLE, UNDERSTANDABLE, PROPERLY PUNCUATED MESSAGE!!!
AND IN 30 YEARS HE WILL BE COMPLAINING THAT ITS THE REPUBLICANS FAULT THAT HE ONLY MAKES $8 AN HOUR AND HAS NO BENEFITS--THIS IS DUE TO THE FACT THAT UNEDUCATED WORKER-ANTS AND WORKER-MOMKEYS ARE A DIME A DOZEN AND THAT IS EXACTLY THE WAY THAT YOU WILL BE PAID: ABOUT A DIME AN HOUR!!!
GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND GET OFF OF THE COMPUTER AND THE X-BOX
GEEEEEZ WHAT A FUKKIN' MORON!!!!
Still Shaking My Head In Disgust-----------> THE THUNDERBUNNY
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TheCow
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: thunderbunny]
#5743205 - 06/12/06 07:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey fuck you and your taxes. You think Im impressed that you paid 5000 a year for 20 years? Big fucking deal go shoot yourself while jacking off to pictures of the catholic church's rigid hiearchy system
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Microcosmatrix
Spiral staircasetechnician


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: thunderbunny]
#5743214 - 06/12/06 07:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You don't need all those fucking caps.
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5743707 - 06/12/06 09:04 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Your ignorance never ceases to amaze me.
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Hawkeye3
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: thunderbunny]
#5743898 - 06/12/06 09:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
thunderbunny said: THIS GUY IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THE SAD, SAD, SORRY STATE OF THE UNITED STATES PUBLIC SCHOOL EDUCATION SYSTEM
I PAY REAL ESTATE TAXES FOR 20 YEARS AT $5000 A YEAR TO SUPPORT THE SCHOOLS AND THE RESULT OF THAT SUPPORT IS THAT THIS PUBLICLY EDUCATED MORON CANNOT EVEN COMPOSE A LEGIBLE, UNDERSTANDABLE, PROPERLY PUNCUATED MESSAGE!!!
AND IN 30 YEARS HE WILL BE COMPLAINING THAT ITS THE REPUBLICANS FAULT THAT HE ONLY MAKES $8 AN HOUR AND HAS NO BENEFITS--THIS IS DUE TO THE FACT THAT UNEDUCATED WORKER-ANTS AND WORKER-MOMKEYS ARE A DIME A DOZEN AND THAT IS EXACTLY THE WAY THAT YOU WILL BE PAID: ABOUT A DIME AN HOUR!!!
GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND GET OFF OF THE COMPUTER AND THE X-BOX
GEEEEEZ WHAT A FUKKIN' MORON!!!!
Still Shaking My Head In Disgust-----------> THE THUNDERBUNNY
I like this guy
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ClammyJoe
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hawkeye3]
#5744067 - 06/12/06 10:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Strangely, me too. Hes got moxy.
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Skunk420


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5744131 - 06/12/06 10:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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shes 13, fat and lying to you, you are gonna be on a new tv show called myspace preditors! of course hosted by myspace..
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Prisoner#1
Even Dumber ThanAdvertized!


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5744157 - 06/12/06 10:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheMadConductor said: Strangely, me too. Hes got moxy.
wow, you must be pushing 90
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Papaver
Madmin Emeritus?

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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5744214 - 06/12/06 10:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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"Those darned kids with their rock-hop music and their horseless internet-jalopies!"
/me shakes my fist in the air like Grampa Simpson
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downforpot
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Papaver]
#5744286 - 06/12/06 10:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dude, NEVER EVER try to fuck a chic on the net that is under 18.
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Microcosmatrix]
#5744303 - 06/12/06 11:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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This has nothing to do with this thread, I just happened to notice this now.

Is that when everyone thought you two were the same person? I'm just wondering why you circled that. I still talk to him very occasionally.
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
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Posts: 42,409
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5744312 - 06/12/06 11:02 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Desiree said: This has nothing to do with this thread, I just happened to notice this now.

Is that when everyone thought you two were the same person? I'm just wondering why you circled that. I still talk to him very occasionally.
The plot thickens... Microcos is not LF???
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CaRnAgECaNdY
Tool's groupie


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5744318 - 06/12/06 11:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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No, I still talk to Miscusi...who goes by another name now.
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
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Posts: 42,409
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5744331 - 06/12/06 11:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh... I thought you were saying Microcosmatrix is not LightningFractal.
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danlennon3
LivingIsEasyWithEyesClosed.....


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5744455 - 06/12/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i bet you didnt bang her yet
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Skunk420]
#5744975 - 06/13/06 06:15 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
skunk78395 said: shes 13, fat and lying to you, you are gonna be on a new tv show called myspace preditors! of course hosted by myspace..
I believe you meant to say "hes 13, fat and lying..."
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eris
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Room4Shroom]
#5744991 - 06/13/06 06:36 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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this post needs to be put out of its misery!
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PurpleKush
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5745016 - 06/13/06 07:16 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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i deleted my myspace account yesterday. a few bitches that i fucked and dated started talkin to each other by goin through my friends list and shit and they all started sendin me crazy messages so i just told em all to fuck off and deleted everything. im not sure what they were trying to do other than make me feel bad.
i actually feel so much better now. they're still pissed off and have no way of getting in touch with me. 
and yeah, your chick is probably 13, fat, and has a penis.
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