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Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick
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Wow myspace rules dog. She friend me and say im hott. so then she gets my aol name and she im me a lot. so anyways this for like 2 weeks and i was getting annoyed at it. then tonight she say this


HER: heyhun
ME: hey
HER: supp
ME: nm u
HER: nothin
HER: bored
HER: lonley
HER: lol same old ****
ME: thats no good
HER: come make me not lonley
ME: what do u mean
HER: come chill with me
ME: now?
HER: lol
HER: i wish
HER: i cant
ME: yea
HER: yea
ME: we should hang out sometime tho
HER: we should
ME: im going to bed
ME: talk to you later
HER: yea
HER: maybe we can chill tuesday
ME: yea
ME: let me know
HER: u lemme know
HER: lol
HER: call me sometime
ME: allrite
HER: akanow



Yea dude. So def gonna get some tang. i hope she isnt fat tho. from her pics shes like a few lbs overwieght but tough to tell angles and stiuff. but she had amazing huge boobs. and a pretty face. so yea i hope shes not like really fat

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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
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You may singlehandedly be responsible for making me leave these forums. Congratulations.

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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
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I just praised one of your earlier posts...and you go and make a bad post again.  :nonono:

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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
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She's fat....and retarded.  Have fun.

Good post! :thumbup:


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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watch her be like 13 and u get set up and we all see u on Dateline or some shit.. lol


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
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dude i want you on my myspace! www.myspace.com/dobiethegreat


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Dobie]
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dude, no way a chix asked u to hangout?!?!?! fuck yur gettin liad omg!!!!111111111111111111111111


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
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Why so many fucking myspace threads on here today?


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: eris]
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It's the pub.


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: king_cobra]
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Im curious Hitman, you said you were going to college? What college are you going to? Because I am never sending my kids there.

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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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Yeah, I always notice them in here form time to time, but when every other thread has "myspace" in the title :wtf:.


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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OTD has WOW threads and the Pub has Myspace threads.

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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: RandalFlagg]
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:lol:

True.


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
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:lol:

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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
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pics?

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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: RandalFlagg]
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Rollzers! :grin:


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
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Every conversation I have with a MySpace chick ends like this:

Amy: heh i have a bit of an odd question for you tho
Ythan: Okay
Amy: do you know anything about like doldos/vibrators? =X
Ythan: A little, my ex had a good collection
Ythan: Why?
Amy: cuz im horny as fuck and im not dating anyone so im like... gah, so sexually frustrated
Amy: im like a friggin cat in heat.. im like gonna impale myself on the first penis-ish thing i can find AGHHHH
Amy: im using my bloody cell phone as a vibrator
Ythan: Boo hoo now you know how guys feel ALL THE TIME
Ythan: yeah electric toothbrushes work well too
Amy: heh yea but id feel weird using my moms
Ythan: Yeah I can understand that
Ythan: Well if your cell phone isn't doing the trick just go to a sex shop or order one online.
Amy: i cant, im 17

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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Ythan]
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damn that blows bro


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Ythan]
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bwahahahaha!


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Ythan]
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Replace "I can't, I'm 17" with "Come to my cam-site which costs $50 a month" and that about sums up my Myspace experience.

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