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InvisibleZippoZM
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this chick totally wants to get with me right now!
    #3875494 - 03/06/05 02:23 AM (12 years, 19 days ago)

one problem though... im in chicago and she's in milwaukee and i cant go up there tonight! fuck! although i probably wouuldnt have sex with her...

which leads to the bigger issue here, that im a (gasp) virgin, 21 years old.

i have been holding out for a serious relationship to make it mean somthing im talking falling in live with someone. but at this point im about to give up on the concept of love. i mean shit im probably one of the nicest guys i know. but not too good talking to women.

im kind of an oddball too, off of the deep end i suppose... sometimes i think that im going to end up spending life alone beacuse there is noone out there for me. so why am i not having sex?
i mean its not that the oportunity hasnt presented itself to me... i just dont. i guess i still have sme hope that things will work out for me


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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InvisibleGnuBobo
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Re: this chick totally wants to get with me right now! [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3875507 - 03/06/05 02:29 AM (12 years, 19 days ago)

Masturbate to your fantasy of her.  Doesn't sound like you'll get much else, tonight.  :wink:


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InvisibleTheHateCamel
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Re: this chick totally wants to get with me right now! [Re: GnuBobo]
    #3875513 - 03/06/05 02:31 AM (12 years, 19 days ago)

How helpful.

P.S. your sig sucks.


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InvisibleTheHateCamel
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Re: this chick totally wants to get with me right now! [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3875525 - 03/06/05 02:35 AM (12 years, 19 days ago)

Ever hear anyone say "go with the flow"?

Why doesn't anyone do that?

Do what you want when you want according to how you feel.

Don't be conflicted with yourself, it's pointless.


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InvisibleGnuBobo
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Re: this chick totally wants to get with me right now! [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #3875530 - 03/06/05 02:36 AM (12 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

TheHateCamel said:
How helpful.

P.S. your sig sucks.





Thanks. Help me through preschool and we might have a "Meeting of the Minds."


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InvisibleTheHateCamel
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Re: this chick totally wants to get with me right now! [Re: GnuBobo]
    #3875536 - 03/06/05 02:39 AM (12 years, 19 days ago)

I don't get it.


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InvisibleZippoZM
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Re: this chick totally wants to get with me right now! [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #3875554 - 03/06/05 02:45 AM (12 years, 19 days ago)

me either....


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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."


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InvisibleTheHateCamel
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Re: this chick totally wants to get with me right now! [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3875583 - 03/06/05 02:51 AM (12 years, 19 days ago)

Have fun anyway.


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Re: this chick totally wants to get with me right now! [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3875592 - 03/06/05 02:55 AM (12 years, 19 days ago)

Hey, did ya?


Edited by skunk78395 (03/06/05 03:01 AM)


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Re: this chick totally wants to get with me right now! [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3875611 - 03/06/05 03:02 AM (12 years, 19 days ago)

i can totally see it now,
you'll finda gurl, youll fall deeply & passionately in love,
and when you finally find that gurl, you'll be a 40 year old virgin.

dont hold out on some pipedream.
if you havent found that love by high school or college,
then its not gonna happen.

bang as many chicks as you can, while you still can.


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."


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InvisibleTODAY
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Re: this chick totally wants to get with me right now! [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3875748 - 03/06/05 03:49 AM (12 years, 19 days ago)

zippoz. i waz a 19 year old virgin. i was holding out until i realized it was piontless to hold out. fuck it...FUCK IT. just go fer it. she's down, so R u....just do it mang. there's nothing special about the first time, just get yo D wet and its all good. the more you hold out, the more you'll think its special when its just another move. sorry if you don't agree, just my thoughts on the matter.


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To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.


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InvisibleTODAY
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Re: this chick totally wants to get with me right now! [Re: 40oz]
    #3875752 - 03/06/05 03:50 AM (12 years, 19 days ago)

40, spoken like a true dooder/player man.


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To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.


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Re: this chick totally wants to get with me right now! [Re: TODAY]
    #3876289 - 03/06/05 07:52 AM (12 years, 19 days ago)

werd.


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tiny_rabid_birds said:
"your avatar is dirty."


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OfflineRJLR
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Re: this chick totally wants to get with me right now! [Re: 40oz]
    #3876489 - 03/06/05 10:52 AM (12 years, 19 days ago)

I helped a friend out who was in you position... He was a virgin until 22 years old... he was hanging out with girl hugh tits... well she was playing him, tagging him along, nothing harmful just a bit self evolved maybe... any way, I said that I'd met them at a bar, me and me mate already had a plan to make her jealous, which work fantastically, by the end of the night she had taken him out side and was snogging him with her t-shirt off, that was his lucky night, I felt so proud :grin:


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OfflineLearyfan
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Re: this chick totally wants to get with me right now! [Re: ZippoZ]
    #3876520 - 03/06/05 11:07 AM (12 years, 19 days ago)

Yeah, you don't want to be 80 years old and go "Oh, oops, I guess I never found my dream girl and therefore I never had sex."

Get it while you can.






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InvisibleAmethyst_Acid
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Re: this chick totally wants to get with me right now! [Re: Learyfan]
    #3876663 - 03/06/05 12:02 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

lol the shroomery seems to be full of more 20something virgins than i've ever seen before. I WONDER WHY


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OfflineWildRunner
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Re: this chick totally wants to get with me right now! [Re: Amethyst_Acid]
    #3876736 - 03/06/05 12:19 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

Was just thinking the same thing... funny shit indeed.  :stonedjerk:


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Offlinetomk
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Re: this chick totally wants to get with me right now! [Re: Amethyst_Acid]
    #3876758 - 03/06/05 12:34 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

For someone who comes here a lot you sure are critical of this place.


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Offlinedelta9
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Re: this chick totally wants to get with me right now! [Re: WildRunner]
    #3876761 - 03/06/05 12:36 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

Nah, there's just no need for the non-virgins to be posting "I'm 22 and not a virgin" so you don't see it.


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Invisiblemantis
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Re: this chick totally wants to get with me right now! [Re: 40oz]
    #3876923 - 03/06/05 01:12 PM (12 years, 19 days ago)

Quote:

fortyounces2freedom said:
dont hold out on some pipedream.
if you havent found that love by high school or college,
then its not gonna happen.



Holding out for the "perfect girl" is fucking stupid, I agree w/ you in that sense. However, I think that line ^ is complete bullshit, you can meet someone after college... why the hell not?


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