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Hitman203
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Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick
#5739787 - 06/11/06 09:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wow myspace rules dog. She friend me and say im hott. so then she gets my aol name and she im me a lot. so anyways this for like 2 weeks and i was getting annoyed at it. then tonight she say this
HER: heyhun ME: hey HER: supp ME: nm u HER: nothin HER: bored HER: lonley HER: lol same old **** ME: thats no good HER: come make me not lonley ME: what do u mean HER: come chill with me ME: now? HER: lol HER: i wish HER: i cant ME: yea HER: yea ME: we should hang out sometime tho HER: we should ME: im going to bed ME: talk to you later HER: yea HER: maybe we can chill tuesday ME: yea ME: let me know HER: u lemme know HER: lol HER: call me sometime ME: allrite HER: akanow
Yea dude. So def gonna get some tang. i hope she isnt fat tho. from her pics shes like a few lbs overwieght but tough to tell angles and stiuff. but she had amazing huge boobs. and a pretty face. so yea i hope shes not like really fat
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Hawkeye3
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5739792 - 06/11/06 09:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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You may singlehandedly be responsible for making me leave these forums. Congratulations.
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5739794 - 06/11/06 09:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I just praised one of your earlier posts...and you go and make a bad post again.
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Penguarky Tunguin
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5739795 - 06/11/06 09:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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She's fat....and retarded. Have fun.
Good post!
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Banez
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watch her be like 13 and u get set up and we all see u on Dateline or some shit.. lol
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5739809 - 06/11/06 09:51 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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dude i want you on my myspace! www.myspace.com/dobiethegreat
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king_cobra
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Dobie]
#5739844 - 06/11/06 09:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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dude, no way a chix asked u to hangout?!?!?! fuck yur gettin liad omg!!!!111111111111111111111111
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eris
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5739849 - 06/11/06 09:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why so many fucking myspace threads on here today?
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: eris]
#5739850 - 06/11/06 09:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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It's the pub.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: king_cobra]
#5739855 - 06/11/06 10:00 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Im curious Hitman, you said you were going to college? What college are you going to? Because I am never sending my kids there.
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eris
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Yeah, I always notice them in here form time to time, but when every other thread has "myspace" in the title .
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RandalFlagg
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OTD has WOW threads and the Pub has Myspace threads.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5739871 - 06/11/06 10:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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True.
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: lsdandfrisbee]
#5739885 - 06/11/06 10:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Boom
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5739889 - 06/11/06 10:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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pics?
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Papaver
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5739903 - 06/11/06 10:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Rollzers!
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
#5739954 - 06/11/06 10:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Every conversation I have with a MySpace chick ends like this:
Amy: heh i have a bit of an odd question for you tho Ythan: Okay Amy: do you know anything about like doldos/vibrators? =X Ythan: A little, my ex had a good collection Ythan: Why? Amy: cuz im horny as fuck and im not dating anyone so im like... gah, so sexually frustrated Amy: im like a friggin cat in heat.. im like gonna impale myself on the first penis-ish thing i can find AGHHHH Amy: im using my bloody cell phone as a vibrator Ythan: Boo hoo now you know how guys feel ALL THE TIME Ythan: yeah electric toothbrushes work well too Amy: heh yea but id feel weird using my moms Ythan: Yeah I can understand that Ythan: Well if your cell phone isn't doing the trick just go to a sex shop or order one online. Amy: i cant, im 17
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Ythan]
#5739957 - 06/11/06 10:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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damn that blows bro
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Ythan]
#5739958 - 06/11/06 10:22 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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bwahahahaha!
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RandalFlagg
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Ythan]
#5739965 - 06/11/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Replace "I can't, I'm 17" with "Come to my cam-site which costs $50 a month" and that about sums up my Myspace experience.
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