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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Ythan]
    #5739969 - 06/11/06 10:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

That's what sucks about it.. A lot of underage.


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Ythan]
    #5740180 - 06/11/06 11:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Hehehe...

Tell her to lean up against the clothes-dryer with an unbalanced load in cycle. That what frustrated housewives used to do in back in the '60s...


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
    #5740737 - 06/12/06 04:31 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Wow myspace rules dog. She friend me and say im hott. so then she gets my aol name and she im me a lot. so anyways this for like 2 weeks and i was getting annoyed at it. then tonight she say this


HER: heyhun
ME: hey
HER: supp
ME: nm u
HER: nothin
HER: bored
HER: lonley
HER: lol same old ****
ME: thats no good
HER: come make me not lonley
ME: what do u mean
HER: come chill with me
ME: now?
HER: lol
HER: i wish
HER: i cant
ME: yea
HER: yea
ME: we should hang out sometime tho
HER: we should
ME: im going to bed
ME: talk to you later
HER: yea
HER: maybe we can chill tuesday
ME: yea
ME: let me know
HER: u lemme know
HER: lol
HER: call me sometime
ME: allrite
HER: akanow



Yea dude. So def gonna get some tang. i hope she isnt fat tho. from her pics shes like a few lbs overwieght but tough to tell angles and stiuff. but she had amazing huge boobs. and a pretty face. so yea i hope shes not like really fat




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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Terrapin77]
    #5740787 - 06/12/06 05:54 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

The time-honored verbal dance of seduction; subtle word play and cunning metaphor bursting with eros. What Picasso could do with paint, this young gentleman can do with words...


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: eris]
    #5740815 - 06/12/06 06:18 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'm also getting sick of all this myspace crap. Can't we make a myspace subforum, or keep myspace stuff on myspace  :smirk:

I've never used it though. What's the general idea behind it? You make a page about yourself showing of your e-penis. Then you browse some other pages of people with related interests and/or location. Then you add them to your friends list, chat with them (via IM or via a myspace chat?). Then you hope you get laid of of it. Is that about correct?

At the same time your helping the Pentagon NSA profile your ass:
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg19025556.200

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"I AM continually shocked and appalled at the details people voluntarily post online about themselves." So says Jon Callas, chief security officer at PGP, a Silicon Valley-based maker of encryption software. He is far from alone in noticing that fast-growing social networking websites such as MySpace and Friendster are a snoop's dream.

New Scientist has discovered that Pentagon's National Security Agency, which specialises in eavesdropping and code-breaking, is funding research into the mass harvesting of the information that people post about themselves on social networks. And it could harness advances in internet technology - specifically the forthcoming "semantic web" championed by the web standards organisation W3C - to combine data from social networking websites with details such as banking, retail and property records, allowing the NSA to build extensive, all-embracing personal profiles of individuals.




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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: cybrbeast]
    #5740829 - 06/12/06 06:26 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I signed up for it once, because some friends that I used to hang out with in person told me about it (long time ago). I basically got the impression it was gay and didn't bother going back to it.
Just my opinion though, it's not my style. It may better suit others. A large portion of the members are under 18 (it seems) on myspace.
I guess some kind of "friend networking" is supposed to take place on it or something. It doesn't seem like it was made to be a hookup site, relationship wise.
Just the way the whole thing works seems stupid to me. :shrug:
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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: eris]
    #5740867 - 06/12/06 07:28 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

you think thats bad. I got some 14 year old girl texting me that I met at a party when I was obliterated.

shit.


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: cybrbeast]
    #5740868 - 06/12/06 07:29 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

LOL @ Papaver

The point is to give potential employers an honest, unfiltered look at your personal life, duh.

But it actually is a good way to reconnect with old friends since everyone's on MySpace. Within days of creating my profile I heard from a bunch of people I hadn't talked to since high school.


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Ythan]
    #5740877 - 06/12/06 07:38 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Fuck highschool.


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Ythan]
    #5740888 - 06/12/06 07:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

So how do you find these people? Does everyone give their real name?

It's proabably an American orientated site so completely useless for me anyway.


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: cybrbeast]
    #5740994 - 06/12/06 08:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

People from all over the world are on it. I have a UK person and several Canadians on my friend's list.


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
    #5741094 - 06/12/06 09:33 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Hitman, you never fail to post something borderline pathetic and fully blown retarded.


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: ClammyJoe]
    #5741149 - 06/12/06 10:05 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Dont worry Hitman, Im not a hater im always entertained by your stupid posts.

Anyway, the bitch is probably fat. If she looks a bit over weight in her pictures, shes probably obese.


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Ythan]
    #5741151 - 06/12/06 10:05 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Ythan said:
But it actually is a good way to reconnect with old friends since everyone's on MySpace. Within days of creating my profile I heard from a bunch of people I hadn't talked to since high school.




I intended on using it primarily for art marketing purposes, but I too have also reconnected with an old friend, which was cool.

It is true, that it is full of teenagers and cam-girls, but so is life. It is a truly huge online community, and it is growing. It's taken me a while to figure out how to navigate through all the crap, but I am starting to find some interesting artists and art lovers now, and I think I've just scratched the surface. New memes take time to acclimate to and learn to navigate.

There is no way that MySpace is a threat to something like the Shroomery. It's simply another facet of cyberspace, and as Ythan pointed out, our presence there has brought new members in, which is always good. I understand the annoyance factor for some of you, but I'm kinda excited about it right now; like a kid with a new toy... :laugh:


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Papaver]
    #5741854 - 06/12/06 01:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

"I intended on using it primarily for art marketing purposes"

I bet that's what News Corp thought when they bought the whole damn thing. :smile:

Myspace is lame, if not for the corporate ties and E-penises, then for the fact that I've never seen a myspace page that wasn't butt-fucking-ugly. Can you upload your own html or do you just have to click some options, and they produce the ugly page for you? I assume the second, since some people would be tempted to make... normal looking pages.

*Click here for ugly tiled background and lame boxes.*
*Click here to put xXx---xXx around half the fucking words on your page.*


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5741918 - 06/12/06 01:53 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Just go to your public library and see all the 12 yr olds, that just got off school, on myspace. Probably pretending to be older so they can hook up with some guy they think is 18(who is really 47). A sad year to be alive in this country.


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hitman203]
    #5742200 - 06/12/06 03:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Yea dude. So def gonna get some tang. i hope she isnt fat tho. from her pics shes like a few lbs overwieght but tough to tell angles and stiuff. but she had amazing huge boobs. and a pretty face. so yea i hope shes not like really fat




not only is this quite pathetic but there is always a catch with ppl you dont know on myspae dude, her pics could be her cousin for all you know and she could be the ugliest STD bag youll ever see, or worse she could be a he  :smirk:


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Gr33nTree73]
    #5742208 - 06/12/06 03:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Even if it turned out to be a he, Beerweed here would never own up to the fact. He's inevitably gonna come back with some story about how the bitch was smokin and he banged her and then her hot friend came over and was like yo i want some too, when in reality he jerked off to a business card for a phone sex line somewhere in an alley behind 7-11.


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5742218 - 06/12/06 03:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:rofl:


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Re: Im gonna Bang this Myspace chick [Re: Hawkeye3]
    #5742265 - 06/12/06 03:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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You may singlehandedly be responsible for making me leave these forums. Congratulations.




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I might just stay in OTD after having to read that chit!~

makes me wonder how old he is!~

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