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 LeftBehind
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 Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off 
#9683803 - 01/26/09 04:52 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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what things do your chicks do that really get on your nerves? for me it would be........
shes a slob
low maintenance
i cant stand how she talks with her fucking hands
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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".
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 circularvortex
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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
#9683809 - 01/26/09 04:53 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Is that her butt in your avatar?
That would make all those problems better for me.
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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
#9683813 - 01/26/09 04:53 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
LeftBehind said:
i cant stand how she talks with her fucking hands
My chick is all hands. I call here Palmella.
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derx
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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: Silversoul]
#9683823 - 01/26/09 04:54 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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what is wrong with low maintenance?
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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: derx]
#9683834 - 01/26/09 04:56 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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yeah... low maintenance is the shit.
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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: derx]
#9683837 - 01/26/09 04:56 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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high maintenance is where its at
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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
#9683844 - 01/26/09 04:57 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Lying.
EDIT:
And fucking with you.
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Edited by Your Destination (01/26/09 04:58 PM)
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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
#9683850 - 01/26/09 04:58 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Talking with her hands
Talking with her neck (used to be more of a "hood" thing, but I've noticed that most girls/women do this now and it is annoying as HELL)
Not wiping the snow off of her shoes and tracking water all over the place so I get my socks soaking wet walking aound in my own place.
Little shit too, like putting the toilet paper on with the paper facing in instead of out (or not replacing it at all), leaving the cap off of the toothpaste, etc.
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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
#9683859 - 01/26/09 05:00 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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My skank hogs the bed.
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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
#9683870 - 01/26/09 05:00 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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I hate how my girlfriend has sexual intercourse with other men.
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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: Geomancer]
#9683877 - 01/26/09 05:02 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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when i say low maintenance i mean she wont brush her teeth for a couple of days or even take a shower for a couple of days. one time she went like 3 months without shaving. i hate high maintenance and low maintenance. i like em' to be right in the middle.
i hate how my chick throws her clothes on the floor. we have a god damn hamper for a reason.
i also hate how she wears my clothes. oh and that she doesnt get rid of any of her clothes. she has 1000's of shit that she will never wear or fit into, but still holds on to them.
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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".
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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: Geomancer]
#9683881 - 01/26/09 05:03 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Geomancer said:
Not wiping the snow off of her shoes and tracking water all over the place so I get my socks soaking wet walking aound in my own place.
Fuck. That. Shit.
I have a home to maintain. I have standards, I like to keep a clean home. I don't care who you are, when you enter my home, you take your shoes off.
It's strange how many people don't feel the same about their own places.
As for talking with her neck, I'm not sure I follow...
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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
#9683885 - 01/26/09 05:03 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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She seems to really upset you. Maybe it's time to move on?
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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: Geomancer]
#9683890 - 01/26/09 05:04 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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my gf has a short attention span when it comes to music. i'll be jamming on a song, just grooving like hell, and she'll reach up (in the car) and change it mid-song. annoys the shit out of me. i don't ask much, but leave my music the fuck alone!
other than that i have no complaints.
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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: Your Destination]
#9683916 - 01/26/09 05:08 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Your Destination said:
As for talking with her neck, I'm not sure I follow...
Ahh...how do I explain it and still remain pc. (probably can't)
You know how the girls in the hood snap their neck back and forth and roll their head around and snap their fingers and shit when they talk a lot of the time? That.
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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: Geomancer]
#9683924 - 01/26/09 05:09 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Ew.
Get rid of her!
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LeftBehind
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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: moe.phan]
#9683935 - 01/26/09 05:11 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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my chick is like that with movies. i try sitting down with her to watch one and not even a sec later shes up doing some stupid shit. if its something on mtv shes already to chill in front of the tv all day.
i remember she watched a whole marathon on the the rock of love. it was like 5 hours long or some shit. she didnt fucking move!
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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".
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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: Your Destination]
#9683954 - 01/26/09 05:15 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Your Destination said:
Ew.
Get rid of her!
Nah...she's alright.
Every now and then I just have to grab her head while shes talking and say "quit snapping your fucking neck around while you're talking, its making me seasick!"
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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
#9683968 - 01/26/09 05:17 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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doesnt brush her teeth for days??? I could handle the non shaving hippiness but dirty teeth are gross.
I would say "look bitch, im not kissing your lips when your breath smells like rancid ass. Go brush your god damn teeth"
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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: derx]
#9683980 - 01/26/09 05:19 PM (15 years, 2 months ago) |
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i always talk shit and she starts to feel bad, but fuck that. most the time i make her take a shower before we fuck.
"hey baby, we have been out all day. im gonna take a quick shower and brush my teeth. did you want me to leave the shower on?"
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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".
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