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Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off
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what things do your chicks do that really get on your nerves? for me it would be........

shes a slob
low maintenance
i cant stand how she talks with her fucking hands


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
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Is that her butt in your avatar?

That would make all those problems better for me.


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No statements made in any post or message by myself should be construed to mean that I am now, or have ever been, participating in or considering participation in any activities in violation of any local, state, federal, or fashion police laws. All posts are works of fiction.

For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
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LeftBehind said:
i cant stand how she talks with her fucking hands


My chick is all hands.  I call here Palmella.


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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: Silversoul]
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what is wrong with low maintenance?


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OVERGROW the government!!

it's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom, ok, thats what it is.

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: derx]
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yeah... low maintenance is the shit.


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"Where?

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: derx]
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high maintenance is where its at


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Ego death from weed!

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
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Lying.

:kingcrankey:

EDIT:

And fucking with you.


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Edited by Your Destination (01/26/09 04:58 PM)

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
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Talking with her hands
Talking with her neck (used to be more of a "hood" thing, but I've noticed that most girls/women do this now and it is annoying as HELL)
Not wiping the snow off of her shoes and tracking water all over the place so I get my socks soaking wet walking aound in my own place.

Little shit too, like putting the toilet paper on with the paper facing in instead of out (or not replacing it at all), leaving the cap off of the toothpaste, etc.


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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
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My skank hogs the bed.


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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
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I hate how my girlfriend has sexual intercourse with other men.


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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: Geomancer]
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when i say low maintenance i mean she wont brush her teeth for a couple of days or even take a shower for a couple of days. one time she went like 3 months without shaving. i hate high maintenance and low maintenance. i like em' to be right in the middle.

i hate how my chick throws her clothes on the floor. we have a god damn hamper for a reason.

i also hate how she wears my clothes. oh and that she doesnt get rid of any of her clothes. she has 1000's of shit that she will never wear or fit into, but still holds on to them.


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: Geomancer]
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Geomancer said:
Not wiping the snow off of her shoes and tracking water all over the place so I get my socks soaking wet walking aound in my own place.


Fuck. That. Shit.

I have a home to maintain. I have standards, I like to keep a clean home. I don't care who you are, when you enter my home, you take your shoes off.

It's strange how many people don't feel the same about their own places.

As for talking with her neck, I'm not sure I follow...


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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
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She seems to really upset you. Maybe it's time to move on?


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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: Geomancer]
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my gf has a short attention span when it comes to music. i'll be jamming on a song, just grooving like hell, and she'll reach up (in the car) and change it mid-song. annoys the shit out of me. i don't ask much, but leave my music the fuck alone!

other than that i have no complaints.

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: Your Destination]
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Your Destination said:
As for talking with her neck, I'm not sure I follow...


Ahh...how do I explain it and still remain pc.  (probably can't) 

You know how the girls in the hood snap their neck back and forth and roll their head around and snap their fingers and shit when they talk a lot of the time?  That.


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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: Geomancer]
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Ew.

Get rid of her!


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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: moe.phan]
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my chick is like that with movies. i try sitting down with her to watch one and not even a sec later shes up doing some stupid shit. if its something on mtv shes already to chill in front of the tv all day.

i remember she watched a whole marathon on the the rock of love. it was like 5 hours long or some shit. she didnt fucking move!


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: Your Destination]
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Your Destination said:
Ew.

Get rid of her!


Nah...she's alright.

Every now and then I just have to grab her head while shes talking and say "quit snapping your fucking neck around while you're talking, its making me seasick!"


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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: LeftBehind]
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doesnt brush her teeth for days???  I could handle the non shaving hippiness but dirty teeth are gross.

I would say "look bitch, im not kissing your lips when your breath smells like rancid ass. Go brush your god damn teeth"


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better living through chemistry

OVERGROW the government!!

it's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom, ok, thats what it is.

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Re: Things Your Chick Does That Piss You Off [Re: derx]
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i always talk shit and she starts to feel bad, but fuck that. most the time i make her take a shower before we fuck.

"hey baby, we have been out all day. im gonna take a quick shower and brush my teeth. did you want me to leave the shower on?"


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TWO MUSHROOMS ARE GROWING NEXT TO EACHOTHER. ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "its a beautiful day were havin', eh?". THE OTHER MUSHROOM TURNS TO HIM AND SCREAMS, "oh my god!!! a talking mushroom!!!".

emilbus@hush.com

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