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KingOftheThing
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fun way to get rid of a chick
#5916787 - 07/30/06 10:18 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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hows this for an idea... i saw a chick say the ultimate turn off for a girl is when a guy pops too early..ya know the premature shit.. sooo how bout this ive got this girl i slept with and i need to lose her. now if i dump her straight out im gonna piss off some people i know. i have to get her to dump me. soooooo here is the plan , i sleep with her but i i just like gorrila fuck her, finish in 5mins and goto sleep. a couple times of this and she'll think im a selfish pig, problem solved right?? i bet it would work like a charm...
unless ive just smoked and drank myslef retarded.
ive found a way to make drinking wine wiht a bunch of guys watching entourage not gay. the secret is you dont use wine glasses, you use a cup. a cup with a sports team logo on it...that takes the gay right out of the equation.
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This one girl said she doesn't like guys that chew tobbaco so maybe i should take that habbit up for a while?!?!?!?!
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Not sure if that would work with everyone. Some people are turned on by their partner being able to finish quick in bed. It can make them think that they are "really good" or whatever.
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KingOftheThing
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Corporal Kielbasa said: This one girl said she doesn't like guys that chew tobbaco so maybe i should take that habbit up for a while?!?!?!?!
naahh that puts you at risk of gum cancer.
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Tell her she made you turn gay.
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KingOftheThing said: ive found a way to make drinking wine wiht a bunch of guys watching entourage not gay. the secret is you dont use wine glasses, you use a cup. a cup with a sports team logo on it...that takes the gay right out of the equation.
WTF is so gay about drinking out of a wine glass? It's called class.
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Both of these are good ideas...Put in a huge dip of Copenhagen and start gorilla fucking her and drooling your cope all over the place and bust your nut as quick as possible..
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Problem is that the word would get around that you're a two pump chump.
Best try a more subtle approach.
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KingOftheThing
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: eris]
#5916811 - 07/30/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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eris said: Not sure if that would work with everyone. Some people are turned on by their partner being able to finish quick in bed. It can make them think that they are "really good" or whatever.
what if i finished and just said "wow, that sucked" then roll over and passout. i actually wish i had the balls to do that it would be pretty mean though
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chewing tobacco is agood idea, things like that are a much better plan. take up hiobbies and habits that most women hate (ex. armed robberies, pornography addictions, mass murders, etc...)
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try it. you never will know to you do. at worst she doesn't get off.
I prefer red wines but never thought white wine was gay. Its just to sweet for me. If it was gay, gay would be gay no matter how you did it.
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this work, until she tells those people you know, and word gets around that you can't last...
I'm sure you can be much more creative than this 
She has to have some limits on what she's comfortable with, so maybe try the back door without asking her....

If worse comes to worst, you could start calling her "dad" during sex... or maybe just a good donkey punch? hehehe
I kid, I kid...
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: DellComputers]
#5916830 - 07/30/06 10:28 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah but what if all that chew and the dead deer hanging in the tree in the front yard doesn't work?!?!
I would be turned on if she thought that that was sexy. leans back and sings.....
"She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy"
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KingOftheThing
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: KaptKid]
#5916836 - 07/30/06 10:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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KaptKid said:
If it was gay, gay would be gay no matter how you did it.
not so, here is an example:
- saying "i love you man" to your life long best friend after he just led the toast at your wedding
- saying "i love you man" to your life partner after right before cramming the the tip of penis into your mouth
its all about context
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burp and fart on her, and act like its nothing, that should get her away... also stare and smile at other hot girls
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: AliceDee]
#5916845 - 07/30/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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i could tell her i think her friend has nice tits, and go for the 3some like the famous seinfeld episode
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: AliceDee]
#5916846 - 07/30/06 10:34 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ask her to do fucked up shit. Like tell her you want to pee on her. Or the only way can cum is if you do anal every time. Shit on her while she sleeps. Tell her that period blood turns you on and you want her to rub it all over her naked body when its that time of the month. You know... stuff like that
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absolute zero
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KingOftheThing said: i could tell her i think her friend has nice tits, and go for the 3some like the famous seinfeld episode
So really, its a win/win situation then?
but in that episode, Jerry doesn't go through with it...
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#5916862 - 07/30/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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just be really gross...don't shower when she comes over, or clean your apartment...or you could always call her by the wrong name while fucking....
or I know this might sound crazy...you could just tell her the truth.....
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: AliceDee]
#5916867 - 07/30/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't understand why men can't just be straight forawrd about not wanting a girl anymore. Just be true and be out. I mean isn't it more respectful and like.. i dunno fucking normal to just say "listen i'm not interested anymore" instead of playing games and being horrible and selfish in bed with her? I mean isn't that worse? wouldn't your friends be pissed if they knew you were just using her for your pleasure until she got sick of not being pleased herself? Why can't you just be a man and be honest about how you feel instead of being a selfish pussy about it?
I dunno maybe it's just me, maybe it's cause i'm a girl. but your idea sounds LAME.
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: Gillette]
#5916869 - 07/30/06 10:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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the truth? lol
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: Gillette]
#5916871 - 07/30/06 10:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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the t t t tr tr tru truth?!??!?!?!?!
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Let out a few nasty rippers while you're all inside her business. See how she takes that?
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KingOftheThing
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: Gillette]
#5916879 - 07/30/06 10:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Gillette said:
or I know this might sound crazy...you could just tell her the truth.....
whoa whoa whoa, lets calm down here, that's crazy talk... we know women dont respond well to the truth 
its all about coming up with some jackassed scheme that will inevitably fail, completely backfire and make things worse. rememeber im a guy, its what we do
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: Gillette]
#5916884 - 07/30/06 10:43 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Gillette said: I know this might sound crazy...you could just tell her the truth.....
Actually, probably the most rational response so far...
[Edit: wrong quote]
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: nookjohn]
#5916889 - 07/30/06 10:44 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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nookjohn said: Problem is that the word would get around that you're a two pump chump.
Best try a more subtle approach.
This is exactly what I was thinking.
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Corporal Kielbasa

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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: absolute zero]
#5916891 - 07/30/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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she is probably one of the smarter ones thats for sure!
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: Aninator]
#5916894 - 07/30/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well.. Truth also takes away all the fun you can have. Sure truth is the best way to go but, say you did tell her you like to pee on her and, she says OK. When else will you be able to pull that kind of shit off. Then you can film it and have a good ol laughing with your drinking buddies.
Imagine all the laughter that would be lost. Its a sad thought
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: absolute zero]
#5916895 - 07/30/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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of course it is!
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#5916902 - 07/30/06 10:47 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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TrippinTeddy said: Ask her to do fucked up shit. Like tell her you want to pee on her. Or the only way can cum is if you do anal every time. Shit on her while she sleeps. Tell her that period blood turns you on and you want her to rub it all over her naked body when its that time of the month. You know... stuff like that
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: Gillette]
#5916912 - 07/30/06 10:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ok, so this is redundant, but there were like 4 responses by the time I edited the post...
I accidentally quoted the wrong part...
The "telling the truth" thing is probably the best way to take care of the situation.... out of respect for her, and to spend your time with a girl you don't have interest with...
Most girls would respect you more for it, and if you prolong this at all, you risk her being more emotionally attached, hence, hurting her more...
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: Gillette]
#5916917 - 07/30/06 10:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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give her a buttercup (fart in your hand and put it in her face) thats bound to be funny!
guys dont wanna tell the truth because that hurts them!!! i think its more nice to let her dump you instead... i hate it when girls are attached to you...
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: absolute zero]
#5916921 - 07/30/06 10:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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That is probably the reasonable way to go about things.
When drunk (like I am now), I'd want to say something crazy just for laughs.
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: absolute zero]
#5916923 - 07/30/06 10:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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absolute_zero said: Ok, so this is redundant, but there were like 4 responses by the time I edited the post...
I accidentally quoted the wrong part...
The "telling the truth" thing is probably the best way to take care of the situation.... out of respect for her, and to spend your time with a girl you don't have interest with...
Most girls would respect you more for it, and if you prolong this at all, you risk her being more emotionally attached, hence, hurting her more...
Pfft! Wheres the fun in that? Respect you more you say? By straight up telling this chick he just wants to pound her guts a couple of times? Please! You obviously don't know women. Chicks secretly love to be treated like shit.
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: eris]
#5916927 - 07/30/06 10:53 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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thats the wrong way, they get emotionally attached when YOU dump them, but if they dump you they are complelely unattached thus you have no worries of crazy stalkers girls...
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: AliceDee]
#5916931 - 07/30/06 10:54 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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AliceDee said: thats the wrong way, they get emotionally attached when YOU dump them, but if they dump you they are complelely unattached thus you have no worries of crazy stalkers girls...
AMEN!!!!!!
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: AliceDee]
#5916936 - 07/30/06 10:56 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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AliceDee said: give her a buttercup (fart in your hand and put it in her face) thats bound to be funny!
guys dont wanna tell the truth because that hurts them!!! i think its more nice to let her dump you instead... i hate it when girls are attached to you...
this is my luck with women, the only ones who get attatched are the ones i dont want . i always make bad choices when it comes to girls. like there is this chick i know, who used to be obssessed with me when she was 18, i was 21 id let her come aver and drink. never even looked twice at her.. now she is older, 21 herself, really cute and awesome...obsessed with the dead like me, but engaged to a cool kid. its blown chances like that...then i date this chick, she cheats when i was with her and wanted her...now she's obssessed 2 yrs later when i want nothing to do with her. my luck with women i honestly almost funny, in fact it is...i laugh at it
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: AliceDee]
#5916938 - 07/30/06 10:57 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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AliceDee said: guys dont wanna tell the truth because that hurts them!!! i think its more nice to let her dump you instead... i hate it when girls are attached to you...
See, I actually used to think this too, because I tend to be overly careful when it comes to the feelings of others... but the simple fact is that women aren't all really this emotionally unstable that you need to "shelter" them from the truth... I mean, c'mon hehe...
Its also slightly arrogant...
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actually i should probably just stick to being friends with chicks and jacking off. its far less touble.... im just gonna wait until a chick comes along whose idea of a romantic evening includes a few glasses of wine, a 12 min version of "bird song" and making sweet sweet love
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KingOftheThing said: actually i should probably just stick to being friends with chicks and jacking off. its far less touble.... im just gonna wait until a chick comes along whose idea of a romantic evening includes a few glasses of wine, a 12 min version of "bird song" and making sweet sweet love
PUSSY!
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#5916959 - 07/30/06 11:06 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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TrippinTeddy said: By straight up telling this chick he just wants to pound her guts a couple of times?
Ever hear of saying things tactfully? He doesn't have to say "Yeah, we fucked a few times and I'm bored"... could just as easily say that he just doesn't really feel a connection...
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: absolute zero]
#5916984 - 07/30/06 11:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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absolute_zero said:
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TrippinTeddy said: By straight up telling this chick he just wants to pound her guts a couple of times?
Ever hear of saying things tactfully? He doesn't have to say "Yeah, we fucked a few times and I'm bored"... could just as easily say that he just doesn't really feel a connection...
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TrippinTeddy said: Please! You obviously don't know women. Chicks secretly love to be treated like shit.
I'm a sarcastic bastard... get use to it
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#5916994 - 07/30/06 11:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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nahh you're right to an extent chicks do like to be treated badly. if you are pursuing them being too nice and coming on too strong is a rookie mistake.
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#5917001 - 07/30/06 11:18 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm a sarcastic bastard... get use to it
Just what we need another asshole
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I'm a sarcastic bastard... get use to it
Just what we need another asshole
LOL, well i can be an ass to an extent but most of the time im harmless.
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I'm a sarcastic bastard... get use to it
Just what we need another asshole
Like you have never made sarcastic posts.. I'd have to guess that this one is sarcastic too.
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#5917024 - 07/30/06 11:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I think most of your posts are funny.
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: eris]
#5917026 - 07/30/06 11:24 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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As do I with you my friend
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: eris]
#5917027 - 07/30/06 11:24 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Corporal Kielbasa said:
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I'm a sarcastic bastard... get use to it
Just what we need another asshole
Like you have never made sarcastic posts.. I'd have to guess that this one is sarcastic too.
trys to think of something sarcastic to say.........
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fun way to get rid of a chick?
Shit on her chest.
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#5917381 - 07/31/06 12:53 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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No offence man, but you're one sick son of a bitch.
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: ClammyJoe]
#5917388 - 07/31/06 12:55 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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None Taken my friend. Which part tipped you off to me anyways?
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Phoshaman
Litteringannnnddddd?


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KOTT you my hero
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KingOftheThing
the cool fool


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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: Phoshaman]
#5923055 - 08/01/06 08:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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meh i just took the boring way out. i told her i wanted to just take it easy.. ya know just be pals... slow it down. yeah...it was really boring and it didnt involve getting laid.. it was the smart way though
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Dmac45
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If you really want to get rid of your girl, Stick it in her ass!
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toastandjam
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#5927683 - 08/03/06 02:13 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
TrippinTeddy said:
Chicks secretly love to be treated like shit.
There's a difference between being submissive\dominated and being treated like shit. It depends one what each person is trying to get out of the relationship, and it doesn't sound too much like either one of them is trying to play out their insecurities, fears, perceived faults or whatever. Just sounds like he doesn't want to be with her any more. No drama.
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