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sparks8
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: Gillette]
#5916869 - 07/30/06 10:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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the truth? lol
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: Gillette]
#5916871 - 07/30/06 10:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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the t t t tr tr tru truth?!??!?!?!?!
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Gr8fulJ420
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Let out a few nasty rippers while you're all inside her business. See how she takes that?
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KingOftheThing
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: Gillette]
#5916879 - 07/30/06 10:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Gillette said:
or I know this might sound crazy...you could just tell her the truth.....
whoa whoa whoa, lets calm down here, that's crazy talk... we know women dont respond well to the truth 
its all about coming up with some jackassed scheme that will inevitably fail, completely backfire and make things worse. rememeber im a guy, its what we do
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: Gillette]
#5916884 - 07/30/06 10:43 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Gillette said: I know this might sound crazy...you could just tell her the truth.....
Actually, probably the most rational response so far...
[Edit: wrong quote]
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: nookjohn]
#5916889 - 07/30/06 10:44 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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nookjohn said: Problem is that the word would get around that you're a two pump chump.
Best try a more subtle approach.
This is exactly what I was thinking.
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: absolute zero]
#5916891 - 07/30/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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she is probably one of the smarter ones thats for sure!
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: Aninator]
#5916894 - 07/30/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well.. Truth also takes away all the fun you can have. Sure truth is the best way to go but, say you did tell her you like to pee on her and, she says OK. When else will you be able to pull that kind of shit off. Then you can film it and have a good ol laughing with your drinking buddies.
Imagine all the laughter that would be lost. Its a sad thought
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: absolute zero]
#5916895 - 07/30/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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of course it is!
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#5916902 - 07/30/06 10:47 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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TrippinTeddy said: Ask her to do fucked up shit. Like tell her you want to pee on her. Or the only way can cum is if you do anal every time. Shit on her while she sleeps. Tell her that period blood turns you on and you want her to rub it all over her naked body when its that time of the month. You know... stuff like that
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: Gillette]
#5916912 - 07/30/06 10:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ok, so this is redundant, but there were like 4 responses by the time I edited the post...
I accidentally quoted the wrong part...
The "telling the truth" thing is probably the best way to take care of the situation.... out of respect for her, and to spend your time with a girl you don't have interest with...
Most girls would respect you more for it, and if you prolong this at all, you risk her being more emotionally attached, hence, hurting her more...
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: Gillette]
#5916917 - 07/30/06 10:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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give her a buttercup (fart in your hand and put it in her face) thats bound to be funny!
guys dont wanna tell the truth because that hurts them!!! i think its more nice to let her dump you instead... i hate it when girls are attached to you...
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: absolute zero]
#5916921 - 07/30/06 10:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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That is probably the reasonable way to go about things.
When drunk (like I am now), I'd want to say something crazy just for laughs.
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: absolute zero]
#5916923 - 07/30/06 10:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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absolute_zero said: Ok, so this is redundant, but there were like 4 responses by the time I edited the post...
I accidentally quoted the wrong part...
The "telling the truth" thing is probably the best way to take care of the situation.... out of respect for her, and to spend your time with a girl you don't have interest with...
Most girls would respect you more for it, and if you prolong this at all, you risk her being more emotionally attached, hence, hurting her more...
Pfft! Wheres the fun in that? Respect you more you say? By straight up telling this chick he just wants to pound her guts a couple of times? Please! You obviously don't know women. Chicks secretly love to be treated like shit.
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: eris]
#5916927 - 07/30/06 10:53 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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thats the wrong way, they get emotionally attached when YOU dump them, but if they dump you they are complelely unattached thus you have no worries of crazy stalkers girls...
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TrippinTeddy
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: AliceDee]
#5916931 - 07/30/06 10:54 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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AliceDee said: thats the wrong way, they get emotionally attached when YOU dump them, but if they dump you they are complelely unattached thus you have no worries of crazy stalkers girls...
AMEN!!!!!!
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: AliceDee]
#5916936 - 07/30/06 10:56 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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AliceDee said: give her a buttercup (fart in your hand and put it in her face) thats bound to be funny!
guys dont wanna tell the truth because that hurts them!!! i think its more nice to let her dump you instead... i hate it when girls are attached to you...
this is my luck with women, the only ones who get attatched are the ones i dont want . i always make bad choices when it comes to girls. like there is this chick i know, who used to be obssessed with me when she was 18, i was 21 id let her come aver and drink. never even looked twice at her.. now she is older, 21 herself, really cute and awesome...obsessed with the dead like me, but engaged to a cool kid. its blown chances like that...then i date this chick, she cheats when i was with her and wanted her...now she's obssessed 2 yrs later when i want nothing to do with her. my luck with women i honestly almost funny, in fact it is...i laugh at it
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Re: fun way to get rid of a chick [Re: AliceDee]
#5916938 - 07/30/06 10:57 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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AliceDee said: guys dont wanna tell the truth because that hurts them!!! i think its more nice to let her dump you instead... i hate it when girls are attached to you...
See, I actually used to think this too, because I tend to be overly careful when it comes to the feelings of others... but the simple fact is that women aren't all really this emotionally unstable that you need to "shelter" them from the truth... I mean, c'mon hehe...
Its also slightly arrogant...
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KingOftheThing
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actually i should probably just stick to being friends with chicks and jacking off. its far less touble.... im just gonna wait until a chick comes along whose idea of a romantic evening includes a few glasses of wine, a 12 min version of "bird song" and making sweet sweet love
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TrippinTeddy
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KingOftheThing said: actually i should probably just stick to being friends with chicks and jacking off. its far less touble.... im just gonna wait until a chick comes along whose idea of a romantic evening includes a few glasses of wine, a 12 min version of "bird song" and making sweet sweet love
PUSSY!
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