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Anonymous #1

I am anonymous ass hole

#9466237 - 12/20/08 10:13 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Well, i shall take the namesake Anonymous ass hole. Here is my story.

I am in love with a girlfriend of 3 years. I have been cheating on her regularly and would like to open a conversation about this. Feel free to tare apart my asshole behavior of condone it.

THe last three weeks i fucked three different girls. Two, i was drunk and no condom. One of these affairs was today. they are all hotter than my girl but like i said. I love her. I am not in it for how she looks and would even consider marriage in like 4-5 years.

I also recently stopped jerking off because its making me limp and blow too early.

I am the anonymous ass hole.
:poop:

:poop:

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Anonymous #2

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#9466357 - 12/20/08 10:46 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

You sound self-destructive.

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Anonymous #3

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#9466478 - 12/20/08 11:16 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i don't give a fuck about your problems

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Anonymous #4

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#9466785 - 12/20/08 12:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

problems, you wanna hear about problems. my dog pooky spit up a finger. now thats a problem.

if i could i would cheat on my chick. only thing is im kind of a fat alcoholic loser so i couldnt get any ass if i wanted too.

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Anonymous #5

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#9467376 - 12/20/08 02:30 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Anonymous #6

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#9467416 - 12/20/08 02:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

At least talk to her about it. In my opinion, no one deserves to get cheated on. A ex girl of mine just went on a date with another guy once and it was heart-aching. Don't cheat, man. At least let her know about it.

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Anonymous #7

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#9468334 - 12/20/08 05:26 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

keep cheating on her until you lose the desire to do so. i wouldnt tell her about it, either, b/c i guarantee you she doesnt tell you about the other guys she has fucked.

wrap your dick though, you fucking idiot

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Anonymous #8

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#9468397 - 12/20/08 05:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Haha i can't wait until she finds out and cuts off your little weiner.

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Anonymous #1

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#9470264 - 12/21/08 12:04 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Anonymous #5 said:

I'd bet $1,000 you have HPV.

Yes i do.

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Anonymous #1

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#9470280 - 12/21/08 12:07 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Anonymous #7 said:

keep cheating on her until you lose the desire to do so. i wouldnt tell her about it, either, b/c i guarantee you she doesnt tell you about the other guys she has fucked.

wrap your dick though, you fucking idiot

Yeah, im not going to tell her. + she knows i dont want to hear about the guys shes fucking. I dont have any proof of it so im content. If she is (and she prolly is, at least with an ex or something) i really have no right to be upset. I would acctually be happy/relieved to have a solid reason to dump her. But like i said its fucked up, because i really love her.

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Anonymous #9

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#9470369 - 12/21/08 12:26 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Just kill yourself and stop cluttering the board with your faggotry.

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Anonymous #10

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#9471222 - 12/21/08 04:40 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Anonymous #1 said:

Well, i shall take the namesake Anonymous ass hole.

you shall take no namesake

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Anonymous #11

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#9471268 - 12/21/08 05:02 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Your going to give your girlfriend diseases. Think about that next time.

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Anonymous #5

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#9471883 - 12/21/08 09:40 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Anonymous #12

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#9473474 - 12/21/08 03:45 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

You sir are an asshole and deserve to get AIDS, not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.

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Anonymous #1

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#9473510 - 12/21/08 03:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Anonymous #12 said:

You sir are an asshole and deserve to get AIDS, not HIV, but full-blown AIDS.

Yeah, i mean your prolly right. Im going to send 100 letters to africa with a dollar in them. You feel better about me now?

anyways, i know some of you reading this thread are just like me. Represent.

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Anonymous #13

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#9478509 - 12/22/08 02:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Well you're not married and you think she's running around as well?

Why the guilt trip?

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Anonymous #1

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#9481613 - 12/23/08 02:13 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Anonymous #13 said:

Well you're not married and you think she's running around as well?

Why the guilt trip?

meh. I own up to the guilt. Im more interested in different perspective on my asshole behavior. Its pretty soul-less to abandon ones integrity, yet the pussy has that power over me. :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

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Anonymous #14

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#9481638 - 12/23/08 02:24 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Why cheat if your girl puts out?

My girl can't have sex, I'm allowed to 'cheat' but I work too much to scratch my own balls....now that's a problem.

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Anonymous #15

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#9481738 - 12/23/08 03:09 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Anonymous #14 said:

Why cheat if your girl puts out?

My girl can't have sex, I'm allowed to 'cheat' but I work too much to scratch my own balls....now that's a problem.

Wow, what's that all about :strokebeard:

:strokebeard:

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