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Re: .... Probably Fucked and Busted [Re: Anonymous #20]
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Anonymous #20 said:
Anonymous #14 said:
Satalite laser beams with you in their sights.

Listening, watching you through your roof.  Pentagon super computers profiling your every purchase.
Fuck you and your douchbagery post. Now I have a whole new list of shit to be paranoid about. The money strip from the ATM sounds entirely to possible. I hate this. Fuck you.


read up on tempest, van Eck phreaking and FPGA-driven electromagnetic eavesdropping

fer reelz, joo gots tha reezins

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TEMPEST
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Eck_phreaking

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Re: .... Probably Fucked and Busted [Re: Anonymous #24]
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That is why I keep my monitor for my computer under my water bed.  And I filled the waterbed with that silvery stuff in thermometers.

It only cost me 34,000 walmart thermometers, but it works great....  Uh, I think....:(

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Re: .... Probably Fucked and Busted [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Anonymous #14 said:
Anonymous #22 said:
i don't use faggot pictures in my posts.

-truekimbo2


Na...., TrueKimbo just poses for faggot pictures instead.. :failboat:



You are a "FUCKIE" TrueKimbo, you just got demoted from "FUCKER"  but now I see which way you piss.....


SITTING DOWN ALL THE WAY!!!!

:hellokitty:


shit, i totally failed at this thread.  how do i edit my name out?

-truekimbo2

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Re: .... Probably Fucked and Busted [Re: Anonymous #22]
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aYE young Grasshopper,

You did indeed fail.  But only because you tried to fight the Master way to soon.  You show promise though, so I shall spare your life today.

Come see me tomorrow:)

To remove your name, and undo that which you have done, you must climb the highest mountain on the coldest day of winter.  With your self respect, and laptop computer in hand, you must walk backwards through the fire with your ball hairs singing in the fire, then drink 2.689 liters of your own waste water, and then meditate.  When you no longer feel the burn, you must PM everyone in the Shroomery, and apologize for peeing in the sit-down position, and beg for their forgiveness.

Then you must wait for the only member at the shroomery that does not return your pm.

This will lead you to the master of all that is, AKA #14.

Snatch the fucking pebble from my hand and at the same time insult me with your best battling Rip, and if you are successful, you will be awarded a sip of the elixer of untouchable humour.  If you can sip from this elixer, and pee standing up, you will have learned, and your fait in this thread will be glorified, and redeemed.  You will once again be funny.

Go now young Grasshopper.....  Your destiny awaits you......

Plus,  I gotta go sit down and take a piss, and I can't do it with you watching me:)

  :etjesus:

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Re: .... Probably Fucked and Busted [Re: Anonymous #14]
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you must PM everyone in the Shroomery, and apologize for peeing in the sit-down position, and beg for their forgiveness.

Then you must wait for the only member at the shroomery that does not return your pm.


can i just PM active users, or does it have to be absolutely everyone?

-tk

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Re: .... Probably Fucked and Busted [Re: Anonymous #22]
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:jah:......na I gues active users...:jah:wait...............................................

No....:jah:yeah........thats what I meant.......

:jah:......What were we talking about????????/:jah:


ear.....old this :getstoned:  ......I gotta think for a minute.................

.........................

...........................

..............................

Yeah......:jah:....you better make it everybody....

:jah: just to be safe eh?????/:jah:


But it is good that your courage is valiant enough to take on this task...........

Few have ever succeeded before you......:jah:......

But you are worthy.....somehow I have faith in you young Grasshopper....:jah:

Good luck...... :hwbm:

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Re: .... Probably Fucked and Busted [Re: Anonymous #14]
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AFOAF afoaf afoaf afoaf afoaf

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Re: .... Probably Fucked and Busted [Re: Anonymous #25]
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oh yeah,

Tyrone was here:)

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Re: .... Probably Fucked and Busted [Re: Anonymous #14]
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I smoke rocks

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