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Anonymous

Re: cheapest substrate available!!!!!
    #91141 - 12/17/99 07:49 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Hmm that sounds like a good idea. Where do I get dookie? I looked all over the board and could only find links to regular manure.
Has anyone ordered dookie from River Valley Farms? Are they reliable? I ordered dookie from them 4.5 days ago and was wondering. I checked my mail everyday even Sunday.

I hope dookie works better than viagra did.



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Re: cheapest substrate available!!!!!
    #91143 - 12/17/99 08:36 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Sorry, but could you expain to those who don't know, what is dookie? Is it a kind of manure?


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Re: cheapest substrate available!!!!!
    #91144 - 12/17/99 10:48 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

"Dookie" is a mid-atlantic states colloquillism for "monkey spunk". Notice that he states:
I am suck a sick fuck!
This translates roughly as:
I'm having oral sex with a monkey and he doesn't feel well

If ever needed, I can also translate Ozarkian, Canadian, and generic redneck.



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Re: cheapest substrate available!!!!!
    #91145 - 12/18/99 05:03 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

HEY! I swear this is so simple, everyone knows shit works better for Psilocybin mushrooms, but if you meant to literally take a shit in a bag and hope your gonna bring forth a crop....then you not only are sick but insane :smile:......Instead do it the none smelly simple way....goto www.zoodoo.com Better than cow shit and cheaper too (unless you can go to your local feild with a LARGE pooper scooper)

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Re: cheapest substrate available!!!!!
    #91146 - 12/18/99 11:49 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe do it this way :
Shit into a hat resistant bag, than apply some heat to it, so it'll dry out. When your shit is dryed, you can mix it up with straw and verm or whatever, put in the pressure cooker, cook, and inouclate. Becuase it is dyed it'll have no smell...

Later,
tweedy.



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Re: cheapest substrate available!!!!!
    #91147 - 12/18/99 12:09 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

" I guess Im just a sick, sick bastard"

quote from Eminem

seemed to fit concidering the topic

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Re: cheapest substrate available!!!!!
    #91148 - 12/18/99 02:29 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

wow, sorry anyone took this seriously, teach me to get drunk and post, but so be it, maybe my own feces will grow super shroomz.

sic



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