Anonymous #14 said: You know they can hack your security cams from space, and hypnotize you through the tv screen. That may have been an alien you let in your house, and they just made it appear like your friend. You need to shoot the alien in the foot. If it bleeds it is your friend. If it doesn't, it was them men in black for sure.
You were right to hide in your safe room. But you shouldn't have come out. And now that you posted here, they now know your weakness. Drugs. From now on almost every time that you buy drugs from a friend for the rest of your life, you can bet that it is really the bad guys in disguise. They killed all of your friends and took over their bodies. I sure hope you listened to me earlier, and shaved all the hair off of your entire body, even eyebrows. It is the only way you can protect yourself, and see people for who they really are.
You asked why I am laughing? I do it so they can't steal my soul. Last night I made a deal with them, they said if I turned you over to them, they would leave me alone. They wanted me to point out the one with the most paranoid energy by laughing at his ridiculous ass in public.
They are coming for you now:)
Fucker!!
You sir are a traitor to all of humanity. I have been shaving all hair off of my body for many years. I have to trust my friends that bring me drugs. How else can I stay awake forever. I refuse to go to sleep thats when they get you.
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